Notes: well, this is my first pokemon fanfic! I was gonna write a AAMRN but hey! I wanna be original! Here I go! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a saturday morning, and Brock, Pikachu and Tolgepi were sitting down at the breakfast table. They were having a break at the Ketchum's house. Misty called up the stairs for Ash. Misty: Ash! Ash........ASH!!! You slob get up...............don't make me come up there!!!!!!!!!! Mrs K: Ash honey breakfast is ready!!!! Ash: (from upstairs) BREAKFAST! Coming mom! Misty sighed, she knew he was probably doing it to get on her nerves. She picked up the mail and went into the kitchen. She sat down and went through the mail, hoping something from her sisters. Boy! Wasn't she getting desperate! Ash ran in and grabbed a bit of toast off Tolgepi. Tolgepi: BRII BRII BRII BRII!!! Misty: Ash! Ash: What?! Misty: You made Tolgepi cry! Pikachu: Pika! pika pikachu! / calm down its ok Tolgepi: Brii brii tolge tolge!! / mommy mommy! toast!! (reaching for another slice of toast) Misty sighed. Ash ran over and tripped on the way Brock: Have a nice trip?? What? Ash was thinking, he didn't go anywhere, he only came from his chair, and before only his room. Did he miss something? Brock, misty and Pikachu giggled. They were all thinking the same thing. He continued over to Misty and started to read over her shoulder. Misty: What? Ash: Is there any for me? Misty: Theres one for you, but since your far too busy eating and making tolgepi cry I spose' you wouldn't want it! Ash: I am not Misty! would you just give it to me!! Misty: Not until you apolize to tolgepi! Brock was just viewing todays fight, but it was 9am couldn't they shut-up? He decided to come in and stop it before they started getting violent. Brock: Alright thats enough!!! Ash quit whining and Misty give him the letter, you two should try to grow up, its like you 12 again or something! Tolgepi: brri brii, tolge tolge!! / mommy mommy toast!! -still reaching- Ash read the envelope, it looked important. Brock: Whos it from? Ash: Professer Oak, wonder what he wants. Tolgepi: Brii brii, tolge tolge! / momm -(oh you know it by now!) Ash opened it to see it was an invitation. 'You are invited (and guests of your choice) to the opening of the pokemon reasearch centre, for the public PTO for details' Ash: Wow! A reasearch centre Misty: Wonder what they have there Tolgepi: brii brii tolge tolge While Brock was giving his opinion on what he thought it was, Pikachu finally fed a slice of toast to Tolgepi, Pikachu gave a sigh of relieve "pikachu" - Tolgepi was now satisfied.- Tolgepi: Tolge tolge? / why didn't mommy feed me? Pikachu: pika, pika pikachu, pika / shes busy talking with grown-ups Tolepi gave a happy cry, pleased with his answer and waddled over to his mom. The night of the opening Ash and Brock are wearing blacks tux's Misty is wearing a black dress which comes down to above her knee with strap sleeves. Ash: Pikachu, you not allowed to go. No pokemon allowed Pikachu: Pika pika pikachu kacu pika pika!! / meowths going so why the hell do i have to stay home and babysit? Ash: Because Pikachu, team rocket are serving the dinner and besides, meowth isn't really a pokemon Pikachu: chu!! (you know in that way jigglypuff does when hes angry) Pikachu went off mumbling something to himself and sat down and watched the t.v. He hated not being included, espicially when things go on which are really good and they can't stop talking about it! ------------------------------Pikachu's thoughts-------------------------------- Misty: Oh that party was 100 percent wild!! Brock: there will never be a party like that ever again Misty: you said it Brock! they both laugh evilly Ash: Pikachu! remember when James - oh wait you weren't there!!!!! Brock: No pokemon allowed!!! All: NO POKEMON ALLOWED!!!!!! HA HA HA!!! Pikachu:*scared* Pika! Pika! Misty: You be good for pikachu, I'm sure you will! Tolgepi: Tolge! tolge! / love you mommy! Misty kissed Tolgepi goodbye and winked at pikachu, pikachu sat over wth tolgepi. Ash: Bye pikachu! Pikachu: (turns his head away) pika Ash sighed but then left and got in the car. Mrs K: You kids have a nice time!! Ash be polite and don't be naughty!! Don't forget to wash your hands before you eat and don't talk with your mouthful! Ash: mom I'm 17! I think I can manage. Mrs K: Bye bye honey!!! After Mrs Ketchem had sped off in the car to her mother's, they all walked inside, they were surprised to see lots of people there. The whole bunch, practically everyone they knew, well everyone they knew that liked pokemon. Team Rocket were serving the drinks, community service! They looked really bored...-wait lets go see- Jessie: James put more ice in the boss's drink James was rushing around after peoples requests for drinks, Jessie was sitting down, meowth was 'mingling' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meowth: Of course being able to talk has completly changed my life Tracey:(in his really interested voice) WOW, it must of been really difficult learning english! Meowth: Well, of course it wasn't easy..but now my life is a whole lot easier Tracey: wow! I have to get a sktech of this! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessie: look at that James! meowth, hes left us! humph! ................ (bored voice) more lemons....no, too much James: (crying) I going as fast as I can Jessie! Jessie: MEOWTH!! Get your furry behind over here, and serve these drinks!!!!! Of course Meowth pretended not to hear and carried on showing off to Tracey. Over the other side of the room...... Ash: Look there's Tracey! Haven't seen him in a long time Misty: and he's skteching! Brock: Who's Tracey? Ash: Did you like Tracey? Misty Misty: Well, him taking a sktech of everything was getting pretty old after a couple of days and he was Mr.perfect. Brock: He looks gay to me Ash: gay? Tracey? maybe Misty: Well he does have major crushes on Nurse Joys! Brock: No, to me that Tracey guy is still G-A- Tracey: HI GUYS!! I was talking to that talking Meowth again! Ash: Tracey, we saw that Meowth everyday of our lives! Misty: Yeah Tracey, haven't you got enough of it by now. Brock: Hey, aren't you gonna introduce me to this ga- Misty elbowed him, Tracey was sweet but now that she thought of it he was kinda gay. Ash thought of the time a Nurse Joy touched his armand he ran into the bathroom and come out with diffrent coloured shorts! He told Brock and he told him what happened, of course Misty had a good giggle when Brock told them. Ash decided to change the subject. Ash: Stll watching pokemon Trace? Tracey: No, I been taking a rest I mean watching pokemon was a lot of fun but now I'm helping out at a pokemon centre. Brock: POKEMON WATCHING! (whispering to misty) hes more a gay than I thought! Misty: Brock, shut up! Tracey: well i gotta go to talk to my hero Professer Oak! Ash: Yeah, whatever Tracey. Brock: He's got gay written all over his forehead! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gary: Look girls there's that loser Ash, I'm going over there to ruin his entire evening! Head cheerleader: Sure Gary, can I come with? Gary: Sure Valley! Hey Michelle! Get me a punch! Michelle: Okay Gar Gary: Thanks, lose the name gar I hate IT! one cheerleader: Michelle you did something that Gary dosen't like! I should be getting his punch! Michelle: Nah-ah! cheerleader: Ya-hah! Gary: Whatever girls! as long as I get! Both: Sure Gary! Misty: Look out Ash, its Gary and one of his air-headed bimbos, can she get that shirt any lower? Brock: (in his lovey voice) maybe! Misty: IT WAS RETORICAL! Gary: Hi there Ash (jerk voice) Ash: What do you want? Gary: All I wanted to know is, how did you get invited to this party. I thought losers weren't allowed in. Brock: Oh man, can't you do better than that? You've used that line since you were 12 Gary: Well I....I wouldn't want to waste my words on loser Ketchum Misty: As if! Get a life Gary. Go away with your air-headed girlfriend Gary: Can't you talk for yourself Ash? Or does your little big mouthed girlfriend have to talk for you? Ash: *ash and misty blushing* Leave us ALONE! Gary: Sure whatever I have better things to do Ash: OH! That Gary! Officer Jenny walks in Misty: Hey Brock, what officer Jenny is that? (joking) Brock: Thats Jenny from Pallet, and she's wearing her skirt shorter than ever! Misty: (slaps her forehead) Oh Brock were you aware that I was joking? Brock runs up to Jenny -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brock: Hey there, you look ravishing to night Jenny:(blushing slightly) Why thank-you- eh Brock:(losing sense) You can call me Brock, because thats my name Jenny: (laughing)Well if Brock is your name thats what I'll have to call you! Brock: Or anything else!! If you want! Jenny: So Brock, can you show me where Prof. Oak is? Brock: (regains his calm) Sure right this way! Jenny takes his arm and gets escorted to Prof.Oak -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ash: Well Brocks gone Misty: Yep, hey Ash theres something I've been wanting to tell you, Ash: *hoping for the three words that would change their lives forever* Me too, but you go first Misty: Ash, you know that bike thing I used to go on about Ash: Yeah Misty: I didn't mean it, I never did. Maybe at first but forget Ash: Great! *thinking* You know something Misty, I'm glad I broke your bike *Misty looking hurt* I never would of found you then Misty: *blushes pushs him playfully* Oh Ash! Ash: *laughs* You bully! Misty: Your a lot taller than I am! Ash: But your a lot stronger! They both laugh and look at each other then Misty looks away. Ash: Misty, I need to tell you something Misty: What? Ash: I...I think that this party is great Misty: Ash, what is it? Ash: I.....I Love you Misty:*in such shock she is speechless, Ash looks hurt* Ash? Ash:*looking miserble* Yeah? Misty grabs Ash's tie and pulls him in and kisses him. Ash's eyes are open at first but closes them and trys to take over. Ash: *breaks away and smiles* You are a bully! Misty: What are you gonna do about it? *playfully* Ash:*mischivious look* Pleanty Misty:*smiling* Like what? Ash lean in on Misty and kisses her softly then the kiss starts to get passionate Officer Jenny: Excuse me *they both stop and look towards her* Could you take this outside? Brock: *laughing* Yeah this is a party not spring break! Ash: Brock could we talk for just a sec Brock: sure *Go off for a sec* Jenny: Brock said you two are a great couple Misty: He did? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ash: BROCK!!! What was that about??!! Brock: sorry man, I couldn't resist. What happened? Did you tell her? Ash: What d'ya mean 'did I tell her' Brock: That you loved her Ash: How did YOU know! Brock: It dosen't matter how I know carry on! Ash: Well I told her and then she grabbed me and kissed me Brock: Wow Misty had it for you to, you were kissing for a long time Ash: What that wasn't the same kiss Brock: You've kissed more than once!! Ash: Yes I kissed her than you came *starting to panic* how long were you standing there? Brock: Only about 5 minutes- you started getting horny so we stopped you Misty: *walks up to them* Hey Brock Brock: Hi, I'll leave you two alone, don't do anything that I would! Ash: Sorry, Brock had to get a few things straight Misty: Thats okay *puts her arms around him* They both kiss then after getting into it they start to get ultra passionate. They then want to go somewhere private and lead off into a utilty closet! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ash's top is half undone and one Misty's dress strap is off, their faces are totally flushed. Misty:*ash is leaning on top on misty in the janitors closet and they are kissing* What's the time? Ash: 10, *Kissing Misty again* Misty:*breaks away* is the party still here? Ash:*during kisses-e.g: i......love......you the dots mean kissing* Yeah.......Misty? Misty:.........Yeah.................. Ash:..................shall we................go home.............and.............do...............it.........there Misty:.............yeah..........lets..go *they decide to go one at a time Misty leaves first* Brock: *See's Misty coming out of the closet-wait that sounds like- no not like that!! let me change that "See's Misty coming out of the Janitors cupboard and spits out his drink" thats better!* Hey Misty, what ya doing in there?! Misty: *blushes* Nothing! *runs over to the refreshments* Ash then comes out looking a mess Brock: *runs over to Ash* Ash, you dirty dog you! Ash: What are you talking about? Jenny: I'm talking about having sexual intercourse in the Janiors closet young man! How old are you? Brock: Jenny relax this is a party, he's 17 Jenny: *blushes* Sorry I get carried away sometimes! Brock: Did you do it Ash? Ash: *in shock* No we didn't Brock:*surprised* Really? Ash: Really, now I'm going Meowth: *to misty* the old nookie in the closet huh? Misty: *blushing* No! Meowth: Yeah whatever kid, we all do it Misty: Yes and I'm sure as a meowth you've had your fair share Meowth: Don't be surprised kid James: Meowth you mean you've lost it in a closet? Jessie: Don't be stupid James he's a meowth- the only place he's lost it is in an alley way James: Jessie? When did you lose your virginity? Jessie: It was a long time ago- James: Is there going to be a flashback? Meowth: Looks like it Jessie: I was sweet sixteen, and I had my first love. He took me out to dinner and a movie then we made out in the back of his car Meowth:*in a sweet voice like the one with the jynx's and he asks -what was her name?-* What kind of car? James: OOOO!!! Did it have leather seats?!! Jessie: Thats not the point!! Misty: *walking away from the trio and banging into Ash* Oh sorry Ash Ash: Ready for the plan? Misty: Yep Ash: What are you going to do? Misty: *holds her stomach* My stomach! (in fake pain) I'm going to hurl! Ash: Thats good come pn Meowth: Wait, how about period pains? that works Misty: Thanks Meowth Brock and Jenny are making out Jenny: Oh Brock! Brock goes to kiss her again when he hears Ash's voice Ash: Misty's not feeling well Brock: *sighs* How much have you had to drink? Misty: Nothing! *whispers in Brock's ear* Periods Brock: Alright come on I'll take you home Ash: Don't worry, I'll take her home Brock: How much have you had to drink? Ash: Nothing! Brock: Let me smell you breath *smells* Okay heres the keys -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessie: Have you ever done it James? James: Not really Jessie: What do you mean James? James: Well *i'll warn you I MADE THIS UP i know james ranaway at a young age but what the hell!* When me and Jessiebell were suppose to get married she sedused me then I ranaway Jessie: Thats so upsetting James James: I've never loved a woman before..... Jessie: Thats so sad James! *upset for James* James: I don't know how to tell you this but- Jessie: What is it James? James: Jessica *Taking her hand* I think I'm in love with you! Jessie: Oh James, I'm in love with you too! Kiss me James! Jessie and James are kissing when a rich looking woman walks in with her pokemon. Meowth: MEOWSIE!!! Meowsie looks up Meowth runs up to her while the woman trys to get Meowsie in. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prof.Oak: I'm sorry Miss, but no pokemon allowed Rich Lady: But please Meowsie won't go anywhere without me nowadays Prof.Oak: Listen, I let you keep her outside on the patio, the guests won't have pokemon in here Rich Lady: Oh thank you professer! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meowth: How Meowsie, how you get back with her? Meowsie: /Well a little girl found me and put up posters to get my owner back, and she found me Meowth: What happened to the big shot persian? Meowsie: /He was so badly injured he died the next day *puts her head down in saddness* Meowth: I guess you still not interested in me huh? Meowsie: / Well not really your still a- Meowth: Don't say it Meowsie- you've out me through too much pain already Meowsie: /Huh? Meowth: *Jessie and James stop kissing and look towards the two*You may be the love of my life- but you've caused me so much pain in a decade then a thousand life times. Meowsie: / oh Meowth I- Meowth: Do you want me or not Meowsie? Yes or no? Let me know by tommorow morning, hears looking at you kid *and walks off dramaticly* James: Wow that was dramatic Jessie: You said it, poor meowth he's had his heart broken twice James: Its a cruel world -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ash and Misty walk through the door of their home and look around for any sign of Mrs.k Pikachu see's the two but hides. Ash: Mom? Mom? Pikachu? You here Misty: Theres a note- Ash honey I won't be back till tommorow, Grandma's got the flu and I thought i'd stay with her. Don't worry hun I'm just a phone call away. Love mom P.s : don't forget to change your- Ash: *Snatches the letter and blushes* Well she's out of the way *takes hold of Misty's waist* Misty: *puts her arms round Ash's naple* Looks like it just you and me Ash softly kisses her on the lips and then indulge in a passionate kiss and start to go upstairs- well sort of they are trying to kiss and go up the stairs, not a good idea. Ash: *Inbetween kisses* This way............*bang into a wall* Misty: Ash! Ash: Sorry.....*and up they go* Pikachu is very shocked and goes back to sleep Prof.Oak:*on a platform* Thank you fellow pokemon trainers for coming to the opening tonight! Now lets give a big hand to Team Rocket for the refreshments! Jessie: Thank-you! Thank-you! James: It was our pleasure! Prof.Oak: To all the young pokemon trainers of today who will keep this place up and running for the future and for our top pokemon trainers for giving Pallet the boost that it needs! My grandson Gary Oak and Ash Ketchum! Gary: Well it was worth it in the end, I made it to the top but infortunately SOME trainers didn't quite make that far! Prof.Oak: Where's Ash? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brock and Jenny are making out in the janitor's closet Brock: Thank-you Ash!! Jenny: I think Prof.Oak is looking for him Brock Tracey: *bursts in* Ash? Both jump up Brock: Ash? You in here? *looks at Tracey* Sorry man not in here Tracey: Okay thanks! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ash and Misty have just made it onto the bed but are not naked. All that is going on is bed kissing- so far Ash:*breaking away* Misty? Misty: Yeah Ash? Ash: Are you sure you wanna do this? Misty: Do you want to Ash: Sure but do you Misty: Shut up Ketchum and kiss me *they carry on* Pikachu is at the door shocked but leaves Ash's room quietly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brock: I better go Jenny its 11pm Jenny: Thats okay- do u want me to drive you home? Brock: Thanks Ash has the car -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ASH AND MISTY IN BED Ash: *breathless from you know what* That was great Misty:*also breathless* Yeah, wheres Brock Ash: Who cares? *kisses her* Misty: What if he walks in?! Ash: Your right, I'll shower -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meowth: come on guys lets go home Jessie: Yeah- that weird kid Tracey can clean it up THEY START TO WALK OUT THE DOOR Meowsie: /MEOWTH!!!! Meowth: Meowsie? Meowsie: /Meowth I'm sorry about what I've done too you Meowth: Really? Meowsie: /yes and I want you- you've become almost human for me you beat up that persian for me- Meowth: Well I've always hated persians Meowsie: /and you've loved me for all this time *licks meowths cheek* meowth is in total shock while jessie and james are crying their eyes out ---------------------------------------- well i haven't fininshed i should of cos its really long i know email me at: misty_101@hotmail.com for any hate/comments/ideas