The Mysterious Mystery ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ~Lonepichu ~General ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Disclaimer: According to my horriscope, I will own Pokemon when pigs fly, so untill then pokemon belongs to nintendo game freak. A little humerous story I wrote to chase the blues away. Enjoy! ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Ash, Misty, and Brock sat in the waiting room of the Pallet pokemon center, awaiting the news. Ash~This is more nerve racking then the time I fell into the bottomles pit team rocket dug, waiting to hit the bottom. Misty~It was only two feet deep and we hit the bottom only 0.00002136 seconds later. Ash~Well I couldn't think of any thing else. Brock~Will you two be quiet, I'm trying to send off my handsome guy radar to attract girls. Misty~In a waiting room? Brock~Well I'm desprete. Misty~You can say that again. Ash~The anxioty, the anxioty. A Nurse Joy walks by. Ash~Any news on pikachu? Joy~I'm afraid this is the most difficult thing we've ever done, you'll have to wait at least another hour. She walks away. Ash~The anxioty, the anxioty. Brock~Why haven't any girls demanded my attention yet? Is my radar broken? Misty~It's not broken 'cause you never had radar. Brock~I do so have girl radar, look. He stands in front of some girls, who just walk away not noticing the desperate young man. Misty~ *Brock is so annoying, hey I've got an idea!* Misty~Oh Brock! Brock~Yes Misty? Misty~Proffesor Ivy!!!!!!!!!! Brock instantly entered a state of depresion turning into stone, which was put on display in the cornor. Ash~The anxioty, the anxioty. Misty~Will you stop saying that!? Ash~The waitingness, the waitingness. Misty~GRRRRRRRRRR....Proffessor Ivy!! Ash~Who do you think I am, Brock? Misty~Well it was worth a try. Another Nurse Joy walked by. Brock walked up to her. Misty~Oh no you don't, Proffessor Ivy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brock went back to his cornor to sulk. Ash~The waitingness, the waitingness. Joy~Well you'll have to wait a little longer, we almost have this mystery solved. She walks away. Ash~The wait... Misty hit Ash with her mallet. Misty~Well I warned you to stop saying that. Ash~Did you have to warn me so hard? Brock~I told you guys how sensitive I am to the whole Ivy incident so will you... Ash & Misty~Proffessor Ivy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brock once again returned to his respective cornor. Ash~The... Misty prepaired to pull out her mallet. Ash~I was only kidding. Misty~Well could you kid around in a less annoying manner? *PEEP,PEEP,PEEP,BING!* Nurse Joy stepped out for one last time Joy~Well after much studying... Ash & Misty~Yes? Joy~We have discovered... Ash & Misty~Yes!? Joy~That your Pikachu... Ash & Misty~Yes!!? Joy~Is a... Ash~The suspense, the suspense. Misty~Your annoying, your annoying. Ash~Am not, am not. Misty~Are too, are too. Brock~I thought it was Artoo Detoo. Ash~Not funny. Misty~PROFFESSOR IVY! Brock turned into stone regretting, ever opening his mouth, and returned to the much-used cornor. Joy~Anyway your Pikachu is a... Ash & Misty~YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? Joy~Girl. *face fault* ~The End~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ notes~hope ya like, this is my first fan-fic, by the way. Poor Brock can't catch a break around those two. This is the lonepichu signing off. Reviews anyone?? If you review, I will try to email you back if I can.