Pichus in the Sky Disclaimer: Well, during Exams you have nothing to do when you finish, and it's sooooooooo boring. Which is why I wrote this. After I finished the test, I would write, which explains the weirdness (the test uses all of your brain power up). I don't own Pokemon, but I do own my insanity. ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Ash~Misty? Misty~What? Ash~Where do Pikachus come from? Misty~From Pichus. Ash~Where do Pichus come from? Misty~The sky. Now leave me alone I'm trying to sleep. With that she turned over, facing away from Ash in her sleeping bag, and went to sleep. Ash, on the other hand, sat up, pondering Misty's answers. ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` When Misty woke, she saw Ash building a very tall ladder. Misty~What the heck are you doing? Ash~Building a ladder. Misty~Why are you building a ladder? Ash~To reach the sky. Misty~Why? Ash~You said Pichus came from the sky, so I'm building a ladder to reach those Pichus. Misty smacked her head, how dumb could Ash be? Misty~Ash, Pichus don't... Ash interupted. Ash~Hold that thought, come on let's reach the Pichus!! Misty~Ash, this is a stupid idea and I'm not going. Ash~Are you scared? Misty~GRRRRR...I'm not scared, fine I'm going. With that the two began to climb the ladder, which was very high. Misty~How big did you make this thing? Ash~Big enough to reach the Pichus, now lets hurry before all the Pichus are gone! Behind him Misty was shaking her head, wondering why she didn't tell Ash Pichus came from the sea instead? Then she could have at least be able to enjoy this 'Stupid Ash' moment. Ash~We're here!!!!!!!!!! Misty~What?!?!?!? Before them lay a humongus castle made of clouds, Pichus were popping out of every window. A sign beside them pronounced this as Cloud 8-the next best thing to Cloud 9. Ash~So this is Cloud 8, and those must be the Pichus. Misty~There are really Pichus living in the sky? Ash~Hey Pichus I want to capture you! One Pichu walked up to him. Pichu~If yous two were on Cloud 9, all of da Pichus would be streaming tos ya, but since dis is Cloud 8, were not puofect. Ash~This is even better, a talking Pichu! Pichu~Da ones on Cloud 9 have betta gramma den us Pichus on Cloud 8, but we ain't puofect ya know. Misty~Cloud 8, how in the world is this happening? Pichu~Sos yas wantta capture me, huh? Well ya'll have ta battle me first. Ash~But I don't have any pokemon. All of a sudden a pokeball appeared in his hand, he threw it and out popped a pupitar. Pichu~If dis was Cloud 9, that'd be a Tryanitar, but yas know we ain't poufect. Ash~Cool, takedown! Pichu almost fainted. Pichu~Need I say that I didn't faint because we ain't on Cloud 9? A love ball appered in his hand. Ash~Go love ball!! It captured the Pokemon with only a few wiggles of protest. When it stopped Ash realised the Pichu. Ash~Maybe you can take us to the Cloud 9 you keep talking about. Pichu~Sure I'll show ya. ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` After a short hike they could already see a sign with a big 9 on it. Pichu~Welcome ta Cloud 9, da place where dreams come true. Misty~HOLD IT!!! Do you mean all of our dreams will come true? Pichu~Every last one of dem. Misty Held out her right hand, a ring appeared on it. A matching ring appeared on Ash's. Pichu~I know prononce yas husband and wife. Yas may kiss each odda. Misty's dream was about to come true, when all of a sudden Team Rocket appeared. Misty~ALRIGHT, WHO WISHED THEM HERE?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Ash~Uh...heh,heh,heh. Just then a premium, double jumbo mallet appeared in Misty's hand. Ash~WAIT!!!!! I'm too young to get married!!!!!! Misty~Ohh, why didn't you say so? Mist threw her mallet aside, Ash was just about to breath a sigh of releif, when he noticed his voice was deeper. Ash~What did you do? Misty~Now you're old enough to get married. Ash~*Gulp* With some quick thinking, Ash makes Misty three years old. Ash~Now you're to young. Misty's eyes glow red as Ash turns into an old man the age of 73. Misty~And you're to old. Pichu~Looks like we got some rejections, without the peace. All of a sudden a hippie lands next to Pichu. Hippie~Peace man. Pichu~I didn't wish fer dat!!! The hippie disappears. `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Jessie~Hey, if were on Cloud 9 we can be anything we want. James~I know where this is going. Jessie~Soooo...I want to be the Queen of spain, and all of the Corsola. A castle bearing the Spanish flag appaers. The water in front contain hoards of Corsola, and Corsola jewelry starts raining from the sky. Jessie catches a crown and places it on her head. Jessie~All of you bow down before your Queen,HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ahh yes, I also need... The staff bearing the water spirt (whirl Islands) lands in her hand and the mask giving her all control over Pokemon appers on her face. (from control freak) Wobbuffett~Wobb-a-wobb! Ih front of the castle a stage appears, on it is a table with two plates of spaghetti. Jessie~What in the Cloud? Jessie suddenly finds herself sitting at the table with Wobbuffett. Apparently his dream is to entertain the world by having a date with Jessie. Needless to say she doesn't agree and grabs Misty's abandened jumbo mallet and begins to try and clobber the poor blue blob. James~Hey... James eyes the abandend stage and runs over to it. He climbs up, puts on a tu-tu, and begins to dance. The cheers from the non-existant audience are thunderous. He takes a bow. James~Thank you, thank you, and thank you. Meowth~Hmmmm... An island appears beside the castle. Worshippers~All hail the Meowth of Bounty. Meowth~Hey, I could get ta like dis. ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Meanwhile, Ash is now Macy, Kurt's grandaughter, and Misty is Tracy. Macy (Ash)~Why did you have to marry me? We didn't even have a date, if we had a date, I would have agreed! Tracy(Misty)~Why did you even have to have us get to the sky? You could have caught a Pichu on the land, but no, you had to have one from the sky! Pichu~Humans, why do dey always hafta ruin da moment by turning into da two most annoying charcters dey've met? All of a sudden Jessie and Wobbuffett run through the cloud, Jessie swinging her mallet. She heads toward Ash and Misty, blowing the Pichu into the sky. Pichu~Hey, whadda ya know? _I'm_ blasting off! Ash turns into a Charizard and flys into the sky away from the mad-Jessie. Misty, however, just stands still like a deer in front of a headlight. She qets wacked really hard. `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` All of a sudden Misty wakes up with a fright. In doing so, she also wakes up Ash. Misty~ASH!!! Thank goodness you're awake. Ash~What's goin' on? Misty~I lied, Pikachu's _do_ come from Pichus, but Pichus don't come from the sky. Ash~Well then, where do they come from? Misty~Well you see, it all starts when................................... `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Meanwhile, Jessie, James, Meowth,and Wobbuffett find themselves on a cloud surrounded by a castle, an Island, and a stage which has a table with spaghetti on it. Je,Ja,Me,~Looks like we're on cloud 9!!!!!!! Wobbuffett~Wobb-a-wobb!!!!!!! ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` The End ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ~lonepichu Not bad for a weird story, please tell me what you think.