*Hi! That’s me again. This time, I have a cross over. Action films (The X-files, M:I, and James Bond) and Pokémon. Enjoy it!

 

          Note: None of the characters are owned by me. They all belong to the producers and creators of the action films and Pokémon, of course.

 

THE SECRET MISSION(S)

 

          “Agent Scully, ready?”

  “Yeah, Mulder. Let’s find out what’s hiding here!”

And so, two agents from FBI, Ash Mulder and Misty Scully began their search, search to find what the Government’s hiding.

  “Hands up, FBI!” shouted Mulder when he got in the house, in which secret experiments were being made. However, instead of cold, emotionless laughs, Ash and Misty heard a sharp scream:

“Aaaaaaargh! Psychos! Leave me! Help!”

Scully darted an angry look at her companion. Then, she turned to the woman who was standing in the middle of the room, wearing just a towel. “We apologize, miss. We are from FBI and we…”

“FBI?” interrupted the woman. “FBI? What did I do? Look, I was just having a bath…”

“We understand it, miss.” Misty continued. “We were looking for a secret lab, but that’s the wrong address, I guess. Thanks to my companion…”

“Look, I am not doing anything illegal…” she stopped when she realized Ash was still standing there. She blushed.

“Oh, I’m…”

Ash got the point and blushed, too. He then left the room.

“I mean…”

“We are sorry, miss, again. Let’s forget about it, OK? Apologies again. Good night, miss.”

“Good night…”

And Misty Scully left the room, too.

 

OUTSIDE

  “How can you do this, I really don’t understand, Mulder! You’ve got us lost even here!”

  “Look, this wasn’t my fault, OK? If you didn’t complain about your bike…”

Narrator: “Bike? What are you talking about, Ash? We are not doing the series now, you’re in the X- files…”

“What? Oh, I’m sorry. That must be why we are looking for a laboratory instead of catching Pokémon…”

“Ehm… Can we get on with the subject?”

“Oh, sorry Misty. Ehm, yes, it was not my fault. It says so in the address…”

“Let me look…” and Misty examined the paper. “Ash, you idiot, it says number 33 here, not 38!!!…”

“Oops… I did it again!” (Britney’s song starts to play)

“CAN YOU JUST STOP IT? WE ARE DEALING WITH A SERIOUS PROBLEM HERE!!!”

(Music stops.)

“That’s better. OK, now let’s go and find number 33. C’mon, Mulder!”

 

By the time, a helicopter flied across them.

“All right Brock, are you ready?”

“Sure.”

“OK. You’ll suspend down and take the anti-virus Hercules only.”

“That looks easy.”

“All right…”

 

  Scully and Mulder were closer to the address they were looking for. Just as they would pass the road, a car, a very fast car came and they were barely able to escape.

“God, what a crazy driver!”

 

In the car

 

“Oh, Mr. Bond, that’s very exciting!” exclaimed Jessica, a pink-haired  girl dressed in a red, long, strapless, outfit.

“I guess so.” answered Mr. Bond. “Now, let’s see where that laboratory is… Want some champagne?”

“Please…”

 

 

“All right Scully, ready?”

“Sure.”

“One… Two… Three… Now!”

With that, they both hit the door as hard as they could, but the door didn’t seem to be opened.

“We must do something…” muttered Misty.

“I know!” Ash said. “Bulbasaur, come out and help us!” He threw a Pokéball while saying this. A little green dinosaur-like thing appeared after a second.

“Bulba!”

“Bulbasaur, use your razor leaves and open the door for us, now!”

And seconds later, the door was open.

“Nice job, Mulder.”

“Thanks. Bulbasaur, come back!”

And the two went inside, very quietly. They looked around, and were very surprised by what they saw.

Just as Ash would comment on the situation, there was a crash and someone suspending in the air with a rope tied around his belly appeared.

“Hey, who are you?” asked Scully, pointing her gun at him.

“What are you doing here?” answered the man.

“We are Mulder and Scully from FBI and we are working on a case.”

“Well, I’m Brock Hunt, an agent like you, and I’m here to take the anti-virus Hercules against the virus Scylla…”

“Scylla? Hercules? What on earth are you talking about?”

“Well, the scientists have developed a very dangerous virus, and my sweetie Joy has that virus now. I must give her the anti-virus within 18 hours, or she will…Can you imagine, she…”

Oh, I see.” said Misty. “Isn’t it sooo romantic, Ash?” 

“Misty, wrong story…”

“Oops, sorry.”

As they were talking to Brock, there was another crash, and then the door was broken.

(Three of them)”Who are you?”

There was a purple- haired, nice dressed gentleman standing in the doorway, with a pink-haired, red-dressed lady near him.

“Oh, it’s a bit crowded in here…” he muttered. “Anyway, my name is Bond. James Bond…”

“And I’m Jessica…”

“What? Jessie and James? How come you haven’t told your motto?” asked Ash confusedly.

Jessie hit him with those paper fans.

“You idiot! We are trying to make a cross-over here!”

“Sorry!”

“Ehm… Anyway, who are you?” asked James Bond.

“I’m Brock Hunt and I’m here to take the anti-virus Hercules!” He then turned to Jessie. “Do you have a spare evening to go out for a dinner, by the way, baby?”

Everyone had sweat drops.

Narrator: Ehm…

“Sorry…”

“Anyway, I’m agent Scully and he is Mulder from FBI and we are looking for a secret lab in here.”

“There is a misunderstanding, then…” said James.

“Why?”

“Because there will be drug smuggling tonight…”

“Mr. Bond, you are so handsome…” interrupted Jessie.

“Aren’t I?” cried Brock. He then fell to the ground. His rope had got torn.  

         “Well…“ he said as he stood up. “I think we are all wrong here…”

“Yeah, the room’s totally empty…”

“Mr. Bond, I’m getting bored…” Jessie yawned.

“You are right, Jessica. Come on, let’s go to the port. We will sure find something there. You know, tomorrow never dies and the world is not enough for us…” (The World is not Enough begins to play).

By this, James Bond and his girl Jessie left.

“I have to go, too.” said Brock as he walked towards the door. “Nice to meet you Scully and Mulder. I’ve got to find the anti-virus for my darling Joy, otherwise she’ll…”

And Brock left also.

“Mulder, who is that Joy?”

“Don’t you get it? It’s Nurse Joy!”

“Really? Oh, anyway, I can’t see any experiments done, here. Are we wrong again?”

“Well, they might have moved…”

Suddenly, they heard a sound.

“Pika!”                                                               

         “Pikachu?” they both demanded. They looked around.

There, in the doorway stood Ash’s little yellow friend.

“Pikachu, what are you doing here?” asked Ash.

“Pika!”

“What? But we are having a cross-over here…”

“No, that’s enough.” said a voice.

“Huh? But we…”

“Nice job, guys!” The director congratulated them. “Nice job. Cut!”

And everybody in the set,--Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, James, Jessie, director and everybody else clapped and cheered as the story was completed.

 

 

 

How did you like it? You could always tell me your ideas at zeynep_5@yahoo.com  . It was my first cross-over, so don’t blame me if it is not that good. Thanks for reading!!