“Why hello! I need to train up my Pokemon. Can you help me? I only do 2-on-2 battles. Plus, I need cash to buy more pokeballs. I tried to catch a Silcoon, which is rare in this area, and ran out of pokeballs. Gimme money!!!!” a strange boy in a straw hat said, obviously challenging them to a battle. The boy sent out two strange Pokemon of the same type. “B-boy, what is that?” May asked her new boyfriend. “A Wormple. Let out Flame and I’ll let out Muddy. Good?” Brendan asked. “Good! You take that one and I’ll take the other!” May said as she let out the chick-like Pokemon. Brendan let out Muddy. “No May, I have a much better idea. Muddy and Flame, Spirit Fuse!’’ Brendan said confidently. Both Pokemon began to glow. Then they evolved into each other to for Mudchic, a half Mudkip, and half Torchic Pokemon. May stared openmouthed. “Mudchic, Elemental Power!” Brendan commanded as the mighty fusion Pokemon attacked both Pokemon at the same time. They both fainted instantaneously. “Hey! You cheated. We were doing a 2-on-2 battle!” the strange boy said. “We didn’t cheat. We used two Pokemon. We spirit fused them. They are still two Pokemon.” Brendan said as he smiled at May. The boy made a mean face. “I’m not giving you my money.” He said. “Hand over the cash or Mudchic might have to hurt you or get you arrested.” May said. “Fine! Take the money. Like I really care anymore. Go away and never speak to me again. “We taught him a lesson, didn’t we? Mudchic was awesome. How did you do it, anyway?” May asked. “Simple. Inside her is a Pokemon Connection Cable. This allows them to Spirit fuse. The light is electromagnetic energy surging the Pokemon. The Pokemon are now like magnets and are attracted to each other, so much to a point that they have evolved together. It’s temporary though. And it also doesn’t know many attacks. At this level, they only know Elemental Power. The more they do it, the more attacks they will learn. My dad invented it. Very complex, yet extremely simple.” Brendan said. “I understand. That is so neat. Do any of the gym leaders do Spirit Fusion battles?” May asked. “Most of them, but it’s always their choice. It sucks but that’s the way it is so we live with it.” Brendan said. May nodded. “I need to tell you something. I’ve never been a trainer before, and I’ve never faced a gym leader. You probably know more. I heard for your dad that you were a trainer in Kanto. True?” “Yeah. That’s ok, Brendan. But I only got two badges. I beat Koga and Lt. Surge before I was forced to study in the Pokemon academy. I lost to Sabrina and was forced to study. I am really excited to train again.” May said. “Look! There’s Oldale Town! Are you hungry? They have a Pokeburger there.” Brendan asked. Suddenly, May was ravenous. “I would love to.” May said. They ran to the city and got in line. After ten minutes, they would be able to order. “Welcome to Pokeburger and may I have your order.” The lady at the cashier said in a quite bored voice. “Six double Pokeburgers, six sodas, and six hot fudge sundaes and plenty of ketchup.” Brendan said. The lady handed him the food. “That would be 20*.” The cashier said as Brendan handed her the cash. “20*? Damn that place is cheap.” May said. “Yeah. And it’s popular. Let your Pokemon out and lets eat!” Brendan said as the couple let out their Pokemon. Everyone began to eat their grilled burgers, as Pokeburger grills things, not deep-fries them. After finishing their burgers, sodas, and sundaes, they threw away their trash and began to face more trainers. Finally, they got to Petalburg City. Walking into the town, May realized that she promised to meet her dad at the gym. “We have to go to the gym. I promised my dad. You can come with me.” May said as the two walked into the gym. “Hello, May! I’m so glad to see you. Brendan, nice to see you! May, can you do me a favor and take care of Wally for me until you get to Venturf City?” Norman (her dad of course.) said. “Absolutely not! That pervert has tried to make-out with me for as long as I can remember. He’s 13, but thinks he’s 20. Get that slime ball away from me.” May said. “Excuse me-Oh hi Wally. May is here.” Norman said. “Oh, my darling girlfriend. I missed you so much. Let me kiss you.” Wally said dreamily. May slapped him. “FYI pervert, Brendan is my boyfriend and there nothing you can do about it. Get a life and go away from me.” May said. “Now, now May. You barely know Brendan. Wally and you are a much better couple.” Norman said. “Dad! Wally is a suck-butt loser. Get it through your head. Maybe I know a lot more about Brendan then you think. Wally is a pervert who has been stalking me and just can’t get it through his tiny head that I’m not at all interested. Why do you always think that Wally and me would make a good couple? Sorry, but I don’t date perverts.” May said as she rolled her eyes. “Excuse me, May, but Wally is a fine boy. I, well, haven’t approved Brendan. I can’t trust him with my daughter. Plus, Wally has real interests, unlike Brendan who is probably in a chain gang.” Norman replied. “I’m insulted. Brendan is a good boy. And Wally’s interests: Making out with me, seeing me naked, and looking at pictures of naked girls that aren’t me. The boy is a complete pervert.” May said, disgusted at her father. “Whatever. Just be nice to Wally and make sure he doesn’t get lost. Also, don’t hit him with mallets.” Norman said. “Ok. But if he makes moves on me, he’s going to leave our group. The guy needs to learn to get his hands off me. I have a boyfriend. Has he even realized that yet?’’ May asked. “May Avril Levitt, just leave. Be nice.’’ Norman said. The trio left the gym. As soon as they left, Wally began to stake his territory. “Mr. Birch, get your hands off my girl.” Wally said. “Your girl? Where did you get that idea? She is MY girlfriend, after all.” Brendan said. “Who told you that? She’s mine!” Wally said. “May, are you going out with Wally?” Brendan interrogated his girlfriend. “Absolutely not. Wallace Perv, (in my story, that is actually his last name) I hate your guts. And I just happen to be in love with Brendan.” May said furious at the little pervert. “Really!” Brendan said as he leaned in the kiss May. The kiss was deep, and it really pissed off Wally. Wally hit him with a mallet. During the distraction, he leaned into May and kissed her too. Seconds into their “kiss”, May pushed him into a tree. “GET A LIFE, PERVERTED ‘HOLE!” May yelled at him. “What the heck is wrong with you. You know in the bottom of your heart that you love me more than this oaf.” Wally said. Infuriated, Brendan and Wally began to fistfight over May. “STOP!!!! How about a Pokemon battle?” May asked. Both boys nodded. The Pokemon battle began. Wally let out his Lv7 Ralts, Brendan let out Muddy. After two tackles, Ralts was defeated. Wally broke out in tears. “How could I lose to that idiot?” he mumbled under his breath. He rushed to the Pokemon Center to heal his Ralts. “I know she loves me. I just need my revenge: to kill Brendan Birch… Was that a good job? I hope so. Wally will get revenge soon, well in a few chapters. I hope you tune in soon for another addition.