Normal Disclaimers:
I don't own Formula One. The FIA owns it. Mark Webber and Alex Yoong don't work for me. The two used to race for European Minardi and Webber is on his way to Jaguar. Jenson Button doesn't work for me also. He's now racing for BAR in 2003. I'm not sure where Alex Yoong is going, but he's going to be in this fic, teaming up with Mark Webber and Minardi!!! I do own Keith Terrell, Ronin Vertigo and Riley Jenius, being characters of my own creation.
Notes From Mario Alvarado:
Ok. It looks like both Ash and Keith are up shit creek without a paddle, for about the 4th time in this fanfic!!! Keith is about to be choked to death by Team Rocket near the Ferrari jet, when lady luck saved him once again and Ash is lost in Viridian City after the police chased him around for a long time. What will happen now?!!!! Who will save them?!! Finally, the identities of the five guys in the Ferrari jet will be revealed!!! Let one of the biggest fight between Formula One, Team Rocket and over 100 Officer Jennys begin!!!! Who will be left standing?!! Who will survive?!!
Ash Ketchum: Formula One Driver
Chapter 16: Here Comes The F1 Calvary!!!!
I don't know if I'm a genius or that I really hate Americans. I just ordered Rubens' teammate Keith Terrell, to Kanto to keep an eye on my friend, Ash Ketchum. That place is still pissed off at us because we went there to get revenge on Salo, Frentzen and Bernoldi. And I know that Team Rocket will probably try to take Terrell hostage because those guys have been trying to overthrow America for some time. I feel like I've just sent Terrell to his death, but I'm more worried about how Ash is doing. If it wasn't for Ash, Formula One wouldn't be as exciting as he has been these past 2 years. I'll make sure Max Mosley's new bill doesn't get passed!! But, right now. I just hope Keith and Ash return in one piece./P>
An entry in one of Michael Schumacher's Ferrari journals
Keith started gasping for air after the unconscious Rocket let go of him. He looked up and saw the guy who helped him, but he only saw an Australian flag and the name "M. Webber" on the guy's belt strap. Keith knew who it was and was happy and a bit surprised to see him.
"Mark Webber?!!! How the hell did you get here?!!!" Keith asked,
"Michael paid me $5 Million just to make sure you and Ash are at the Belgian... RACE!!!!!!" Mark Webber yelled out as he smashed the wrench into the Rocket's face. Then, he punched out another Rocket. Webber kicked two more rockets to the ground and chased after some others. "Get back here!!!! I ain't done with you!! I got more pain to dish out!!" The Australian driver yelled out as he tacked some more Rockets and started to beat the shit out of them. Keith started to breathe normally when he looked around to find Ash's Supra anywhere. When he didn't see him, he got really worried. Instead, he found a group of 10 Rockets beating up on a lone person near the gate. When Keith picked up a metal pole to help out, the person on the receiving end of the beating, pushed the Rockets away with a stun gun. Keith knew who the guy was.
"Oh, no. You got to be kidding me. I only know one guy who uses a stun gun. Not him!!!" Keith said as he made his way to the battle and saw a guy wearing a BAR outfit. It was Riley Jenius, the #2 driver at BAR and Keith's best friend. He has known Riley since his F3000 days when the two of them were racing for Durango Formula.
"Hey, Keith!! The Calvary is here!!!! We've come to save yo..." Riley didn't finish what he said because a Rocket nailed him in the back of the head with a baseball bat,
"Ouch. Well, looks like I got to save your ass." Keith said as he rejoined the battle. A really big member of Team Rocket was about to ambush Keith from behind, but he fell to the ground crying out in pain and holding his right leg. Keith turned around and saw Sauber Petronas driver Jenson Button standing over the Rocket member. Button was holding his trademark retractable baton that he uses on people.
"Button?!! What the hell are you doing here?!!" Keith asked,
"Kicking some ass also. Oh, pardon me." Jenson said as he kicked a police officer to the ground and started beating him with his baton. Keith started to wonder who else was here until he saw 6 Team Rocket guys run towards a person who was going all Jackie Chan style on 2 lone Rockets and yelling out stuff in Malaysian. After getting a closer look, he knew who it was.
"Yoong's here too?!! My god, Ferrari must have brought everybody here to get us out!! Who else is here?" Keith asked as he saw Button, Riley, Mark and Yoong attack the Rockets while the jet crew finally got Keith's wrecked 550 Maranello into the jet. The F1 drivers retreated back to the jet to see what's next.
"We got the 550 in there. Where's Ketchum?!!" The co-pilot asked,
"I don't know. We got separated when the chase began. I think he's still being chased in Viridian City." Keith answered,
"Oh, that's fine and dandy!!! Those cops in short skirts probably are killing him right now!!" Riley said,
"My guess is that Ash is trying his best to lose them at all costs. He'll be here." Jenson said,
"Guys!! We got more company!!" The pilot yelled out and over 50 police cars skidded to a stop near the giant mass of Team Rocket soldiers. The doors opened and 120 Officer Jennys from all over Kanto, Johto and the Orange Islands stepped out of the cars. They all looked at the F1 drivers with nothing but pure rage in their eyes. As of right now, with over 300 people to fend off, the drivers had a snowball's chance in hell of getting out of there alive!
"Oh, shit. We're dead. There's no way we can fend off 300 people at once!" Keith said as a door flew open and out came the fifth guy that was in the jet. It was Ronin Vertigo, the Russian driver for Arrows and Formula One's resident alcoholic. He looked like he was piss drunk, but he breath was not reeking of vodka.
"Ronin?!!! What the hell happened to you?!!! Have you been drinking again?!!" Riley asked as Ronin stumbled down the ramp and headed straight for the Jenny army,
"I've learned a new fighting style. And I'm going to use it on those broads over there." Ronin said in a very calm voice. He didn't sound drunk, but he was walking like it.
"Well, we got to wait for Ash. LET'S BEAT THEM ALL!!!" Yoong yelled out and the 6 Formula One drivers ran for the Rockets and the Jenny army for the biggest street fight this side of the United States!!!
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Ash was currently circling Viridian City in an attempt to lose 13 police cars on his tail. His car wasn't helping any because it has already blown 2 of its 8 cylinders and his right front tire was going flat. The cops were shooting at his car from all angles and hitting him with their cars hard, damaging Ash's weakened car even more.
"Don't conk out on me, you shit!!" Ash yelled out as he sped towards a roadblock. He spotted a ramp where he can leap over and miss the police roadblock. The cops started to fire at Ash as he headed for the ramp, closed his eyes shut and jumped over the roadblock. The landing was very rough as the car landed on its left side, breaking the left front suspension badly. The pursuing cops had to brake and go in another direction to get Ash. The motor was now spewing out oil and stalled 2 times. Ash was so pissed off that he got out of the car, picked up a steel pipe, opened the hood and whacked the motor about 10 times. Apparently, it worked and the motor restarted with no threat of stalling or oil leaking. "Fuck, where is the Airport?!!! WHERE IS IT?!!!" Ash yelled out as he looked around, trying to find any clue to where he was. A police car pulled up and Ash got out both of his guns and was ready to shoot whoever it was. "You want to die with 9mm bullets in your body?!!! Come on out!!!" Ash yelled out, but his fear turned to relief when he saw a friendly face. It was the Blackthorn City Jenny that Ash met yesterday. The only Officer Jenny in all of Kanto and Johto that was on Ash's side and she has a giant crush on BAR driver Riley Jenius.
"Ash! I've finally found you!! Thank god that you're still alive." The officer said, so relieved to see Ash alive and in one piece.
"You're the Blackthorn City Jenny that the others and I met yesterday." Ash said,
"I'm surprised that you remember me. The other Jennys have this whole city blocked off real good. But if you'd follow me, I know some shortcuts that will get you to the airport." Jenny said, but Ash wasn't buying it. Maybe she was planning on sending Ash to a trap in the city. Jenny saw the fear in Ash's eyes and knew it was going to be nearly impossible to change the mind of a Formula One driver. But, she heard something that no F1 driver would say.
"All right. I trust you. For now. Where to?" Ash asked,
"Basically, just follow me breaking through glass windows in buildings, going into and driving through buildings. Just let me be in front and follow me. I'll do all the crashing." She said as the Officer got in her car and sped straight for an office building that has glass windows.
"Huh. I always wanted to drive into buildings ever since I saw that Blues Brothers movie." Ash said as he got into his busted Supra and followed Jenny through the building and through a plaza. Tons of people dove for cover as the two cars raced their way through the many shops of Viridian City. Butch and Cassidy were still driving around, trying to find the Supra of Ash. Since the cops took them out, Cassidy has been hell bent on finding Ketchum.
"Damn those cops! If they hadn't spun me out, I would have gotten Ketchum!!" Cassidy said angrily as she and Butch were on a side road, heading for the Viridian City airport. Moments ago, Team Rocket called them and said that they had found Keith Terrell at the airport and he has backup. The Rockets needed their help fast.
"Calm down, Cassidy. I don't want to be stranded if we crash here. Giovanni will kill us both." Butch said as he held on for dear life. He closed his eyes each time Cassidy took a turn at high speed.
"I just want to get to the airport and start waging war on those F1 guys that are helping that American. I want to get my hands on that tall Australian guy. That Webber guy tossed me through a wall!!" Cassidy said,
"I just want to get my hands on Terrell. You can have the Australian. I'm killing that bastard for breaking my arm." Butch said as the two were now driving into a hidden entrance of the Viridian City Airport. The police officers that were searching for Ash Ketchum were now getting reports of people seeing him chasing a Blackthorn police car inside and through buildings in Viridian City. They also said that cutting through buildings was the quickest way to the Airport. Unfortunately, they couldn't cut him off.
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Back at the mother of all street fights, the F1 drivers were actually fending off the attacks of Team Rocket and the Jenny armada. The guys had to use powerful, deadly fighting moves to make sure the opposition didn't get back up after one hit. This resulted in plenty of Rockets dead and many Jennys knocked out real good. Mark Webber was just pushing the opposition down on their asses. Webber is the tallest of the F1 drivers and he just towers over the Team Rocket members. Alex Yoong was busy fighting against a mob of Jennys with all kinds of Hong Kong Kung Fu moves. For some odd reason, the Malaysian driver was very agile on his feet. The officers just kept missing him. Maybe that's the reason he's not so slow in the car anymore. Ronin on the other hand, was using his new fighting style, The Drunken Fist, and he's pretty good with it. He maybe acting drunk, but each time a Jenny tried to take him down, she finds herself on the receiving end of a drunken flurry of punches and kicks and is on the ground bleeding. Jenson Button was making more than good use of his baton and a steel wrench he picked up. He was cracking skulls with intent to kill. He wants to stay alive and find out if Sauber is shipping his ass to another team in 2006. Keith was busy attacking Rockets with his now trademark New York City street fighting style and already a number of Team Rocket lackeys were down and out. Even some Jennys felt his American wrath and were among the casualties. As for Riley, he was on defense. He made sure that no Rocket lackey or an Officer Jenny got even close to the Ferrari jet. Many tried to get to the jet and found themselves electrocuted with Riley's stun gun, as well as being punched out and kicked to the ground. Most of the Jenny force is concentrating on trying to get rid of Alex Yoong, but that was a little hard. Yoong was using tons of Hong Kong Kung Fu movie moves with a lot of effectiveness.
"We're getting our asses kicked by a Bruce Lee wanabe!!!" One Jenny yelled out as her team was knocked to the ground by Yoong's high kicks,
"Hit him!!!!" Another Jenny yelled out as she missed being hit by Yoong's fist,
"What do you think I'm trying to... OWW!!!" A third Jenny yelled out as she was hit by Yoong's roundhouse kick. Over at the loading dock of the Airport, some loading guys were just enjoying the fight when one of them heard the sound of two car engines racing.
"Hmm. Sounds like some punks are drag racing on the streets." One guy said. The engines were getting louder by the second.
"Those cars must be racing real close to us." The second guy said. All of a sudden, a police car sped onto the loading area with Ash's Supra close behind. The two cars were heading right for the clear entrance on the loading dock!!! The guys saw the cars heading right for them and dived out of the way. The police car and the Supra leapt off the dock and landed on the pavement hard. The cop car slammed on the brakes after its landing as Ash floored it and raced right for the fight. The Jennys looked up and saw a damaged Japanese sports car racing right for them!!
"Oh, shit!!! RUN!!!" One of them yelled out and the giant group of Jennys split into two groups and headed for safety. The Rockets did the same thing as they ran for their lives. The F1 drivers ran for the jet as Ash blew by them and slammed on the brakes before skidding to a stop next to the jet. As soon as Ash, Pikachu and Meowth got out of the car, the engine finally expired.
"How about that? I finally killed the engine." Ash said as he was pushed out of the way by the Ferrari jet guys and they got to work getting Ash's totaled car into the jet next to Keith's.
"Ash. You, Meowth and Pikachu have got to help the others hold off Team Rocket and the police!! It's going to take us a bit longer to load your car in here!!" The pilot said as he got to work pushing the car into the jet.
"Hey, Ash. You made it!! We need some help here!!" Keith yelled out as he had to fend off the attacks of 3 Rockets all by himself. The other drivers that were there were being triple teamed by Team Rocket and a lot of Officer Jennys. That was all the motivation Ash needed to jump into the fight.
"All right. Let's go!!" Ash said as he reached into the car and got out his retractable baton,
[Yeah!! Let's rock!!!] Pikachu added as she emitted sparks from her cheeks,
"I'm ready to show Team Rocket what I can really do!!!" Meowth said as he extended his powerful claws. The group ran into the fray and Ash already sent two Rockets to their knees from a hit to the stomach. Pikachu shocked a group of Jennys that were about to corner Jenson Button and beat him to a pulp. Meowth went after a group of Death Rockets and gave them a slashing they will never forget. Once again, the odds of the fight were now turning to the Formula One driver's favor. But, two people have something to say about that.
"Hold it right there!!" A male voice called out from one of the towers,
"Huh?!! What the?!! Who said that?!!" Mark yelled out as everybody stopped fighting to see who it was. Ash, Pikachu and Meowth groaned. They knew who it was. It was Jessie and James. Back with a vengeance and looking for some redemption!
"Prepare for trouble"
"And make it double"
"To protect the world from devastation"
"To unite all peoples within our nation"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love"
"To extend our reach to the stars above"
"Jessie"
"James"
"Team Rocket! Blasting off at the speed of light!!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!!"
"Shut up!!!" Riley yelled out, just as Wobbafet was about to finish the motto. Jessie and James were now pissed off because the Canadian interrupted their motto.
"Hey, don't you ever interrupt our motto!!!" James said,
"Motto?!! You call that a motto?! I call that a load of crap that needs to be flushed down the toilet!!" Alex said,
"Hey, Yoong. We can make a better motto than them!!" Webber said. Keith, Ash and Riley all agreed.
"Hey!! Don't make fun of us or you'll be sorry!!!" Jessie said as she held up her clenched fist to the drivers in anger,
"What are you talking about, lady?!! We do that all the time!! Especially when I'm drunk." Ronin said as the drivers prepared to make fun of the Team Rocket motto. This is how it goes.
"Prepare for lots of trouble"
"And make it double or your money back"
"To protect the world from one team dominating a series!!"
"To unite all teams and drivers under our racing nation!!"
"To denounce the evils of boring races!!"
"To extend our wrath to drivers around the world!!"
"Ketchum!!"
"Terrell!!"
"Jenius!!"
"Webber!!"
"Button!!"
"Yoong!!"
"Vertigo!!"
"Formula One!!! Racing at the speed of light!!!!"
"Give up now!! You will definitely lose the fight!!!"
"That's right!!" Meowth finished the F1 motto and the drivers busted out in laughter. Team Rocket didn't think it was funny, as did the Jenny armada. Jessie and James were now ready to kill the drivers for making fun of the motto.
"That was pretty good." Ash said,
"At least I still got it." Meowth said,
"Got what? You were one of them, you kitty cat!!!" Jenson said,
"Enough!! This is between us and Ketchum and Terrell." James said as he and Jessie were ready to fight,
"Not this time. You two get to face Jenius and I." Webber said as he and Riley stood next to each other, ready to fight. Mark looked all calm and focused while Riley was itching to beat somebody down real good.
"If that's the way you want it... SO BE IT!!" Jessie yelled out as she threw out a Poke Ball. Moments later, a powerful Rhydon appeared. Seconds later, Keith tossed out a Poké Ball and Suicune appeared to tip the odds into the F1 driver's favor.
"SUICUNE, GO!! Hold off Team Rocket's Pokémon while Webber and Riley fight!!!" Keith yelled out as Suicune automatically used Surf on the Rhydon. Jessie and James tossed out all their Pokémon and Keith did the same thing. The mother of all Pokémon battles began as both Webber and Riley tackled Jessie and James to start the fight. Jessie and James' Pokémon outnumbered Keith's Pokémon 10 to 6, but the Rocket's Pokémon didn't know what to do. Keith's Pokémon always know what to do if their trainer is off fighting. Yoong, Vertigo and Button were busy fending off the Rockets and a never-ending army of Officer Jennys. Just a minute into the fight, Jessie and James were already giving up. Riley had Jessie in an Ankle Lock hold and Webber placed James over his shoulders in the Torture Rack.
"I GIVE UP!! Make it stop!!!!" James yelled out and flailed his free arm in the air, signaling that he's tapping out. As for Jessie, Riley already let go of her ankle and she scrambled for her life. Webber actually tossed James 30 feet from him to the pavement. The Jenny armada just looked at the F1 drivers show no mercy for Team Rocket as they attacked the drivers once again.
"Should we jump in?" One Jenny asked as they saw Keith throw a Rocket into the crowd,
"No. Let's let those F1 guys tire out. Then, we'll make our move. Men have one weak spot, if you know what I mean." Another Jenny said and they all watched silently as a few members of Team Rocket charged at the guys, only to have Suicune use Hydro Pump to push them away.
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15 minutes later, Team Rocket was fleeing from the drivers with their tails between their legs in defeat. Ash and the others were just too strong for them, despite the fact that Team Rocket had the advantage. The Ferrari jet crew gave Keith the thumbs up, telling him that the cars were inside and everything is ready for their departure from Viridian. The sooner, the better. Jenson Button looked around to see where the Jenny army was hiding.
"Those chicks in those short skirts are gone. Let's get the hell on that jet while we still can, get to the Ferrari base so that bastard Michael can pay us." Jenson said as the others nodded in agreement. Mark Webber was the first one to get to the jet and the others followed. All of a sudden, the Jenny armada made their move. Over 50 surviving Jennys ambushed the drivers as they were about to get in the jet. Keith, Ash, Yoong, Jenson, Riley and Ronin had no time to defend themselves as each of them were tackled to the pavement by 6 Jennys each for some police brutality. Keith's Pokémon tried to help out, but they were victim to Stun Spore from an unknown Pokémon that appeared and disappeared.
"Holy Shit!!!" Webber said to himself and dived behind a crate for cover. He looked up and saw Jenson Button being beaten down with his own baton, Keith getting the shit kicked out of him by 4 Jennys, Riley being shocked with his own stun gun by another group as Ash was being hoisted into the air and slammed hard on the pavement face first. Yoong tried to fight back with his Kung Fu moves, but a Jenny used the Stone Cold Stunner on the Malaysian and was piled on by 6 more Jennys. Ronin on the other hand, got the real bad end of the deal. He nearly escaped his ambush by using his drunken movements to outmaneuver the Jennys. It wasn't meant to be when one Officer Jenny came out of nowhere and kicked Ronin real hard in the nuts. To make it more painful for the Russian, Jenny kicked him in the nuts with the heel of her shoe. Ronin yelled out in pain as his hands went straight for his package and more Jennys tackled him to the ground.
"OH!!! Right in the balls!! That's just wrong!!!" Alex Yoong said as he was once again pummeled by more Officers. Mark was helpless to do anything to help his fellow drivers. All of a sudden, he had the strangest feeling that he wasn't alone behind the crate. He turned to his left and saw an Officer Jenny looking at the ambush. The first thing he noticed was the cuts on her face, meaning she was the Blackthorn City Jenny that had befriended Ash.
"Ouch. That has got to hurt. Oh, that hurts just looking at that." She said as she watched the fight. Webber saw that she didn't even know he was there and made his move by grabbing her and pushing her down to the ground.
"Make a move for your piece and I will snap your neck!!!" Webber said harshly as the Officer was now frightened for her life,
"Wait!! I'm on your side!! I'm on your side!!" Jenny said, hoping that Webber won't kill her,
"Yeah, right! You were right next to me the whole time and you could have taken me out!!" Mark said, ready to snap her neck like he promised,
"Please, I beg you! I'm here to help you guys!!" Jenny begged,
"That's just another cheap cop trick that you bitches play on us!! How do I know that you're on our side?!!" Webber asked. He then noticed something in her pocket that looked like something from the British American Racing Team. He took it out of her pocket and it was a picture of Riley Jenius after the Canadian Grand Prix, where he finished 2nd. "The hell? I thought everybody hates Formula One." Webber said,
"Not all of us. I'm the exception. If you would get off of me and give me back my picture of my dream date, I'll help you." Jenny said as she snatched her picture of Riley and Webber helped her back on her feet.
"Dream date? Jenius? He's crazy most of the time. So, now what?" Mark asked and Jenny handed him her gun,
"Take me hostage. I'll start showing a lot of fear as you put my gun to my head. Then, you'll order my sisters to release the drivers so they can get on the plane and get the hell out of here." Jenny said as she gave Webber her gun. He looked at it for a second and found out that the safety was on. Mark clicked the safety off, meaning the gun can now fire at any time.
"This is to make sure you don't pull any tricks." Webber said as she showed the gun to her face. Jenny gulped and prayed that he wouldn't have to shoot her to get his fellow drivers out of Viridian.
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While that was going on, the Jenny ambush was reduced the drivers to bruised and battered weakened states. Now satisfied that they won't pull anything, especially Ronin, who was still holding his two best friends, they congratulated each other. In midst of this, one Jenny from Cianwood City noticed that they only beat up 6 of the drivers.
"Hey!! Where's that big Australian guy?!! The guy that is teamed up with Hong Kong Phooey over here?!!" She asked. Then, the other Jennys started looking everywhere for Webber. They all turned to the Ferrari jet and got out their weapons.
"If you see a tall guy dressed in a black racing suit that has some Malaysian stuff on it, shoot him!!! We can't let any of these bastards get away!!" Another Jenny yelled out and everyone agreed,
Webber's still in one piece? But, where is he? Keith thought to himself, all of sudden, an Officer Jenny screamed in fear and out came Mark Webber, holding a loaded gun in his left hand and his right arm wrapped around the Blackthorn City Jenny, Ash's ally.
"Good going, Mark. Lady luck is smiling at us brightly. We may have a chance to get out of here alive." Alex Yoong said weakly to himself as the Jennys were still prepared to fight it out with Webber, but he's holding the trump card.
"Listen up!! I'm not a guy to fuck around with!!! I am serious!!! And if you ladies don't want to her brains splattered all over the pavement, you'll do what I say!!" Webber yelled out, keeping the gun firmly aimed at Jenny's head.
"Jenny, he's not playing around!! I don't want to see my brains splattered all over the place!! I don't wanna die!!!" Jenny said, playing her part perfectly to fool the others. There was a long moment of silence from the Jennys until one of them, who's ranked a Lieutenant, decided to let Mark win, so he won't hurt anyone.
"You win, you Australian. Just don't hurt Jenny, whatever you do. Now, what are your demands?" The higher ranked Jenny asked. Mark had already figured the demands out.
"One. Get those Pokémon of Terrell's and Ketchum's out of that paralyzed state you put them in. Two, I want all of you to back away from those 6 Formula One drivers you nearly killed, so they can get on this jet. Three, don't you dare make a rescue attempt to rescue her from me. I will grab and throw you through a wall like I did to this Rocket bitch back in '03!! Got it?!!!" Mark asked sternly as the other Officers Jennys awaited word from the Lieutenant. She gave in once again. The safety of Blackthorn City's Jenny outweighs any desire to get the F1 drivers.
"All right. Jenny, heal those Pokémon and everybody, back away from those drivers. And nobody makes a move to stop him. That guy is holding all the cards. And no back talk!!!" She ordered. After a few Jennys yelled out some swears, they got to work using full heal potions on Keith and Ash's Pokémon as the rest of the group backed away 10 meters from the drivers. Suicune, Pikachu, Meowth and the others let the Jennys know how they felt by tackling a bunch of them to the ground, while Pikachu shocked two Jennys, Suicune shoved a Jenny out of his way and Meowth used Pay Day on another Jenny.
"Bitch!! This is what happens when you go against Formula One. Remember that." Meowth said and all the other Jennys could do was keep their anger in check. Jenson saw the officers back away and slowly, but painfully got back to his feet. Ash and Keith were next up and they recalled their Pokémon. Pikachu and Meowth ran to and boarded the Ferrari jet. Yoong was next to get up as he helped Riley Jenius, who was now looking like he was shocked by Pikachu 40 times, to his feet. Mark spotted Ronin Vertigo still on the ground still with his hands protecting his wounded privates.
"Button, help up Vertigo, who is still holding onto his family jewels. Please?" Webber asked, his voice sounded like he was annoyed by the fact that Ronin was still on the ground. But Webber has yet to know that a Jenny kicked him in the nuts with her high heeled pump.
"Webber, if you knew what happened to Ronin, you'd be doing the same thing!!!" Jenson yelled out as he helped the "injured" Ronin to his feet. The gang were finally inside the Ferrari jet and the pilots got the engines started.
"Thank you for your patience, ladies. Now, we must go to Spa for the Belgium GP." Mark said. Before he let his hostage go, Butch and Cassidy appeared out of nowhere and made a bee line for Keith and Ash.
"We got them now, Cassidy!!!" Butch yelled out as they charged at the jet with their own guns drawn. The rest of the Jenny armada, seeing Mark Webber letting go of their colleague, charged at the jet as well. Then, the Blackthorn Jenny had a plan.
"Mr. Webber. Toss me right into the other Jennys. I'll be fine. Just get out of here!!!" She said and he nodded,
"All right. Thanks for helping out Ash and Terrell. We owe you one." Webber said and Jenny just smiled. Webber picked her up in his arms and with his strength, he hoisted her over his head and tossed her right into the Jenny gang. The Blackthorn Jenny crashed into the other Jennys and they all fell to the ground in one big group. Butch was the first one to be hit by Jenny and he went down with the others. Cassidy dove to the ground when Mark tossed Jenny and ran into the Ferrari jet, where she ran right into Webber. Cassidy fell to the ground and dropped her gun in the process and looked up. Immediately, she froze with fear and the Australian just gave a small smile.
"Oh, god. No!" Cassidy said to herself. She knew she was going to have painful "flying lessons" again.
"Oh, yes. Up you go into the wild blue yonder, you Rocket slut!!" Mark Webber yelled out as he picked up Cassidy over his head and threw her right into the Jenny dog pile. She hit hard right in the middle of the group as Keith saw Webber give him the thumbs up.
"NOW'S OUR CHANCE!!! GO, GO, GO!!! Fly the plane dammit, fly!!!" Keith yelled out to the pilots and they got the idea. The jet taxied onto a clear runway. Because of the giant battle between F1, Team Rocket and the Jennys, all flights were being held in the air until further notice. The jet gained speed and the co-pilot decided to go for takeoff, even though there was a giant risk of being hit by a airliner and vice versa.
"We have to risk it!! Michael ordered us to get these guys out of Kanto at any costs!!" The co-pilot said,
"Understood. I just hope the control tower ordered all planes to get out of our way!!!" The pilot said as they raised the Ferrari jet off the runway and into the sky. The control tower did order all planes to get out of the way of the Ferrari jet, which was going to head East through China and the Middle East while stopping to refuel, on route to the Ferrari base in Italy.
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Minutes after the Ferrari jet escaped Kanto, the Jenny armada realized that the F1 drivers have gotten away.
"Damn foreigners have the luck of the Irish behind them!! How can a group of men who drive fast open-wheel cars for a living be so lucky?" One Jenny asked herself as she looked up at the sky. Much of the Jennys were starting to head back to their cities, discouraged, humiliated and disgraced once again by the drivers of Formula One. Another Jenny couldn't stand having the F1 guys make fools of them.
"TERRELL!!! KETCHUM!!!! As God as my witness, I will make all of you pay!!! I promise!!! I will make you all pay!!!" She yelled out in rage. After that, she fell to her knees crying. Minutes later, she felt a pair of hands on her shoulders and turned around to see one of the older Jennys kneeling next to the young officer.
"Go ahead and cry. It's been one hell of a day. We'll get those freaks the next time they come to Kanto." She said as the older Jenny hugged her younger counterpart as they stood up from the ground and headed to one of the cars to head back home.
To Be Continued...
Once again... the drivers of Formula One, including Keith and Ash, have outsmarted the Jennys and Team Rocket in a matter of hours. The Ferrari Jet is in route to Italy to drop off its precious cargo. Namely, Keith, Ash, their Pokémon, the cars and the other drivers. Giovanni isn't going to like hearing that Keith got away once again.
Also, if you noticed the small paragraph that looks like a journal entry before the chapter actually started, it's something new that I decided to add. Starting with this chapter, I will add some small writings, like journal entries, normal discussions from between chapters, reports and other stuff from the drivers and others in this fic. I got this idea from the Robotech novels. I hope this gives you readers another look into the drivers and people of Formula One, as well everything that happens during chapters.
In the next chapter, the gang returns to Ferrari HQ in Italy, 2 days before the F1 circus heads to Spa Francorchamps for the Grand Prix of Belgium. Have a question? E-mail me at Hornet19us@Yahoo.com. And if any of you have made (and forgotten) any funny new year's resolutions, go ahead and tell me. I already have mine made out. As always, please read and review.
Mario Alvarado
1/6/2003