The Officer Jenny Show!

Segment #2

Disclaimers:

I don't own Pokémon at all!! I also don't own the rights to the "Jerry Springer Show." That belongs to Studios USA. And Jerry Springer, Steve and his security guys don't work for me. In fact, they don't appear in this at all! All Pokémon characters belong to Nintendo, 4Kids Entertainment, the WB and Game Freak.

Writer's Notes:

This is Mario Alvarado with the next part of this fic. Ok. In the first segment, Ash comes out and tells his girlfriend, Misty that he is leaving her for Duplica. Misty makes many attempts to kill both Ash and Duplica. Ash's mom, Delia comes out and is glad that Ash is dumping Misty. Then, Misty yelled out that Delia is sleeping with Prof. Oak!! To add more fuel to the fire, Ash asks Duplica for her hand in marriage. She gladly accepts Ash's proposal and Misty is arrested and placed backstage until the questions segment comes. The PG-13 rating still applies for this segment also. Due to swearing and occasional violence. James is the guest for this segment.

(After the really bad commercials were played, the Officer Jenny Show returns for more mayhem.)

Jenny: Welcome back to Jenny's asylum! Get nuts with us!!!!

Audience: Jenny! Jenny! Jenny! Jenny!

Jenny: Oh, you're all so nice to me...

Audience: We try.

Jenny: Let's welcome... James of Team Rocket?!!!!! Holy [Bleep]!!!!!!

(The audience cheers as James of Team Rocket walks onto the stage. Jenny is being restrained by her own security in an attempt to protect James from her wrath.)

James: Don't kill me!!!

Jenny: What the hell are you doing here?!!!!

James: Well, the other Officer Jennys arrested me today and when they heard you were doing a "Jerry Springer" style show, I told them I have a hell of a story.

Jenny: Really? Well, what is your story?

James: I like to cross dress.

Jenny: You what? What do you mean?

James: I like to wear women's clothing.

(The audience goes nuts as they are falling from their seats in laughter.)

Jenny: I'm just shocked! You are a damn pervert!!!

Audience: Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!

James: I know. I am ashamed about it. Why do you think I was on Pokémon for all those years on the WB?!!! They needed a freak!! I was it!!

Jenny: Oh. I'm sorry. So, why are you here?

James: I'm here to tell a friend of mine that I dress up like a woman a lot.

Jenny: I tell you, you have a lot of guts to bring this out on national TV. Her name is...

Jenny: Jessie? Is it?

James: Yes.

Jenny: Here she is!!! Jessie also from team Rocket!!!

(The audience cheers as Jessie walks out and takes her seat next to James. Jenny tries to keep herself from going after Jessie as well.)

Jenny: Jessie, welcome to the show. And I would like to say... you're not under arrest.

Jessie: Really? Gee, that's weird.

Jenny: I know, and your partner has something to tell you.

(James turns to face Jessie to tell her his secret. His face is blushing like crazy.)

James: Um... Jessie... I can't do it!!!

Jessie: Do what?

Audience: Do it!! Do it!! Do it!! Do it!! Do it!! Do it!!

Jenny: The producers told me James, that you have a video made before you were thrown in the slammer?

James: Yes. I feel like if I show this to Jessie on video, I could try to explain it better than right here.

Jenny: Okay. Roll it. I can't wait to see what this is.

(Everybody turned to the TV and saw the numbers 3, 2 and 1 count down. Static appeared for only a second, then James appears on the screen. On the lower left, they showed "Jenny Cam." Just like "Springer Cam." James appears in the video.)

James: Um, Jessie... oh, what the hell. I'll just come out and say it. I wear women's clothing sometimes!!

Audience: Whoa!!!!!!!!!!

(The audience laughs as the camera now shows James in a pink dress. Some audience members cringe in fear at the sight.)

James: I can't help it! The people who we work for, no... not the boss from Team Rocket. The other bosses make me do this, but I get twice the payment that our boss pays us. I don't want you to kill me.

Audience: Cross dresser freak!! Cross dresser freak!! Cross dresser freak!!

(The video ends and Jessie doesn't have a reaction. Jenny, on the other hand is in shock.)

Jenny: You need help!

Audience: Jenny!! Jenny!! Jenny!!

Jessie: Actually, Jenny. I knew about this, but I played dumb to him.

Jenny: You did?

James: You did?

Jessie: Yeah. And to tell you the truth, I'm perfectly all right if he likes to cross dress. It doesn't bother me at all.

James: You mean it?!!!

Jessie: I mean it.

Jenny: You do? Damn!!

(The audience cheers as Jessie and James hug each other.)

Jenny: Another happy ending. At least they didn't kill each other like our first guests did. We'll be back!!! Don't go anywhere!!!

(The audience cheers and the show fades out to show more bad commercials.)

This segment was pretty short. In the next segment, Delia returns to tell everybody that yes; she is sleeping with Prof. Oak. But, she wants to get rid of him!!! If you're a fan of Delia Ketchum and Samuel Oak as a couple... DON'T READ THIS NEXT SEGMENT!!!!

Please read and review this fic, and thanks to the person who read and reviewed the first chapter.

2/15/2002