Who Framed Marowak Wakback?

 

Chapter 2

 

By Marowak Wakback

 

 

Delcatty Zel – Jessica Rabbit

Flannery Moore – Deloris

Pikachu Pop – Betty Boop

Mr. Tajiri – Marvin Acme

Charmeleon Torch – Donald Duck

Wartortile Hammer – Daffy Duck

 

 

As the Trolley came to Ash’s destination, he jumped off and waved back to the kids. “See ya later, and thanks for the cigarettes.” He then walked over to his apartment building and checked his mail. At that time, the mailman showed up. “Hey Johnny, what do ya got for me?”

 

“Hey Ketchum, The usual bills. Later.”

 

“…Yeah, Later.” Replied Ash as walked back out to the sidewalk and through mail in the trash. Looking around to see if any cars or trolleys were coming, he saw a new sign over the bar. ‘Cloverleaf? Never heard of it.’ Not thinking much of it, he ran across the street and into the bar.

 

 

Walking up the steps, he saw the usual drunks in the bar. He when up to one of tables and saw a Trolley driver passed out. “What’s with Mike?” Ash asked one of the other guys at the bar. A mute man wrote on a piece of paper Laid Off. “Laid Off? Why?”

 

A black man came up to Ash and finished his question. “A new outfit bought the Red Car. Some new company called Cloverleaf.”

 

“No shit. They bought the Red Car.”

 

“Yeah, Put the pour guy on a two week notice, cut back is what he said.” Said the black man as both of them walked away.

 

‘Sigh’ “Oh well…” Said Ash as he picked up a Shot Class of vodka and proclaimed a fake toast to the drunken man. “Here’s to the pencil pushers, may they all get lead poisoning.” As he was about drink, a hand shot from behind the counter and covered the glass.

 

“Tomorrow’s Friday Ash. Ya know happens on Friday?” Asked the bartender, Flannery Moore.

 

Ash though about it for a moment before answering. “Pizza Pot Pie?” Before Ash knew it, Flannery snatched the Shot glass away. ‘Worng answer I guess’ Ash though to himself.

 

“No damnit! My boss checks the books on Friday, and if don’t get the money I gave you back soon, I’m gonna lose my job!” Flannery Yelled at Ash with out drawing attention to herself.

 

“Don’t Bust a button Flannery, ya only got one left.” Stated Ash as he handed Flannery the check.

 

Flannery’s eyes widen as she skimmed over the check. “50 bucks!?” Asked Flannery and Ash just nodded. That smile on her face quickly disappeared. “Where’s the rest!?” She quickly asked snatching the check from Ash’s hand.  

 

“Well it’s only a snoop job away. Hey, ya got that camera of yours? Mines in the shop at the moment.” Asked Ash from the other side of the counter.

 

“That shop wouldn’t be the Pawn Shop, now would it?” Replied Flannery in a hustled and Sarcastic tone, still serving other customers.

 

“Oh come on Flannery, you need the money, I need the Camera.” Ash’s words made a dent in Flannery as she got the Camera from under the counter and handed it to Ash. “Any Film it there?” Ash asked.

 

“…Should be. Ya know we haven’t had that film developed since that trip to Hawaii. That sure was along time ago.” Said Flannery in a dazed tone.

 

“Yeah it was, we’ll have to do that again sometime.” Said Ash.

 

“Yeah, sure Ash” Replied Flannery in a sad, sarcastic tone as she put some dishes away. “This Check ain’t gonna bounce, is it?”

 

“Just check the scroll” Said Ash.

 

“Gary Oak? As in Oak Studios?”

 

“Oak Studios?” Replied a somewhat sober man named Damien “So Mr. Detective-to-the-stars, who’s your client? Riachu DM, or Tyrouge Li? Oh I know, Little Mareep BoPeep has lost Flaaffy and your help her find it? Huh? HAHAHA!!!”

 

“Knock it off Damien!” Stated Flannery you knew that subject of morphs around Ash was a never good idea to discuses around Ash. Dario found that out the hard way as his stool was kicked out from under him and his chin landed of the counter.

 

Before he could get up, Ash grabbed the back of his head and forced him to stay put. “Now I’m going to make one thing very clear. I. DON’T. WORK. FOR MORPHS!!” With that said, Ash grabbed the back of Damien’s Shirt collar and flung him across the bar into a set of tables then stormed out of bar.

 

“Damnit! What the Hell is his problem?!” Damien yelled at Flannery as he got up from the floor.

 

Flannery just replyed softly “A Morph killed his Partner.” Everybody in the bar grew quite.

 

“Imploded his brain with a Psychic attack.”

 

 

LA, 10:35pm

 

LA was known form many fancy things, but their back alleys were not one of them. Ash just walk down the ally until he came up to a door. Ash walked up to the door and knock on it three times, and then a little eye window opened up with a pair of blood shut eyes starring at him. “What the Past word?” Asked a very low gruff voice from behind the door.

 

“The Master sent me.” Replied Ash. As soon as he said that, the eye window close and the sound of locks being unlocked was heard from behind the door. The door opened to revel a Snorlax Pokemorph in a tux was the doorman. ‘Damn that looks weird.’ Ash thought to himself as he inched around the overweight pokemorph before giving his two-cent to him. “Nice fat suit.” Ash stated with sly grin on his face.

 

“Wise Ass.” Was what he got in return as well as a low growl. Ash shrugged it off and went down hall to where the sound of piano music could be heard. As soon as he opened the doors, he was greeted with Pokemorph Waiters moving left and Right, an Octillery Pokemorph behind the bar, and two pokemorphs on the Stage, Charmeleon Torch and Wartortile Hammer.

 

“Hey damnit!! Your goin’ out of sink!!!” Charmeleon yelled at Wartortile for not keeping up with him.

 

“Mind your own business! I don’t even know why I work with you.” Wartortile snapped back. With that said, Wartortile used his tail to watch Charmeleon behind the stage.

 

“THIS MEAN’S WAR!!” Charmeleon yelled from behind the stage.

 

As Ash walked down the steps that lead to one of the seats in front of the stage, a man with a fountain pen squirted ink all over his shirt. “HAHAHAHA!!!” The man laughed while still in his chair.

 

“You think that’s funny?” Ash stated in an angry tone.

 

“It’s a laugh in a half!” Replied the man.

 

“You won’t think it’s so funny when I kick that pen up your ass!” Ash growled as he grabbed the man by the collar.

 

“Now cool it my friend. Look, the ink is gone, it’s disappearing ink.” Stated the man pointing to the where the stain was. Ash’s temper faded, he let go of the man’s shirt. “Look I’m…”

 

“I know who you are. Mr. Tajiri, the owner of Pokesho.inc and Mayor of Pokemorph Isle. AKA, the Poke-moves man.” Ash stated in an annoyed tone.

 

“If it’s a Pokesho, It’s a winner… Put ‘er there!” Mr. Tajiri offered a handshake. What Ash thought was going to be a handshake was instead a 1000 volts of electricity running through his body. “The Auto Thunder Punch, still are biggest Seller!”

 

Putting his Anger on hold, Ash sighed and found a seat in front of the stage when a Geodude Morph walked up and placed a menu on his table. “Scotch on the rocks” Ash stated as he gave the menu to the morph.  He looked back up at the stage to see those two morphs were still at each other’s troughs while still trying to play the piano.

 

“I’ve got you now!” The Fire Morph as he ran up to the Water Morph and gave him a solid Shy upper cut and sent Wartortile on to the cat walk. Charmeleon a few notes in when a sand bag landed right on his head and into the floor below the stage.

 

“Sorry hot head, but stage calls for me.” Replied the water morph and went to work on his piano. After a few minutes, nothing happened while Wartortile continued to play his piano. Wartortile was so into his song that he failed to notice Charmeleon taking a deep breath and shot out a massive Flamethrower from his mouth. The flamethrower torched the piano, Wartortile, and knocked Charmeleon down off his piano. The Kurten closed and the sound of laughs and cheers was heard thought out the whole club.

 

“Man, Those two are funny!” Replied a man off in the corner.

 

“Yeah, it’s too bad they never get to finish the act.”

 

‘Stupid.’ Was all Ash could think of while watching both the fire and water morphs go at each other.

 

“Cigars, Cigarettes… Ash Ketchum!” Ash’s thoughts were interrupted by a familiar voice from his past.

 

“Pikachu?” replied Ash. There stood a Female Pikachu Pokemorph in a black dress and black high heal shoes.

 

“Long time no see Ketchum.” Said Pikachu.

 

“What are you doin’ here?”

 

“Works been kinda slow lately. I swear Ash. One accidental Electric hits the director, and your yesterday’s news. But I still got it Ashy-Boy. Pika Pika Pikachu!” Explained Pikachu.

 

Ash just smiled and replied “Yeah… You still got it.” Just then, the sounds of Whistles, Cheers, and the howling of men could be heard thought out the bar. Ash and Pikachu then look over to where Mr. Tajiri was sitting and saw that he was adjusting his tie like he was a schoolboy on a first date. “What’s with him?” Ash Asked Pikachu.

 

“Mr. Tajiri never misses a night when Zel performs.” Replied Pikachu.

 

“He’s got a thing for Boneheads, huh?” Ash sarcastically replied. Pikachu just rolled her eyes and set them on the stage where the spotlight was. Then the crowd died down and the sound of Jazz Music could be heard. Where the spotlight was, a slender leg appeared from behind the Kurten, followed by a sweet and sexy voice.

 

You had plenty money
in nineteen twenty-two,
you let other women
Make a fool of you.

 

Why don't you do right
like some other men do?
Get out of here
Got me some money, too.

 

“…She’s the girlfriend of Marowak Wakback?” Ash whispered to Pikachu in shock as his mouth hung open. In front of him was a Delcatty Morph. Sexy to the tee, all the curves in the right place within a sparkling purple dress and purple high heel shoes. Long and rich purple hair that stopped above her shoulder blades, a purple tipped tail swaged back and forth, and a very nice rack on her chest. No wonder most of the people in the crowd were all males.

 

“Yeah. What a lucky girl.” Replied Pikachu while pushing up Ash’s mouth and going back to her job. Walking down the stage ally, she continued her song.

 

If you had prepared
Twenty years ago.
You wouldn't be wandering now
From door to door.

 

Why don't you do right
like some other men do
Get out of here
Got me some money, too.

 

She then walk off the stage and walked over to Mr. Tajiri. Pulled out a handkerchief from his coat pocket and rubbed over top his baldhead. After tossing the Handkerchief away in front of Mr. Tajiri, she then walked over to Ash and sat right on his lap.

 

Get out of here
Got me some money, too.

 

In the heat of the moment, he attempted to kiss her, but she just grabbed his hat off his head and shoved it in his face. She then got up and walked to the edge of the stage, rolled over it until she was on her belly and finished her Song.

 

Why don't you do right
Like some other men…

 

She Grabbed Ash by his Tie and pulled him only a few inches from her face.

 

Doooooo…” She sang and held that last note as he let go of Ash’s tie and walk to the center stage and Kurten’s fell behind her. There in the bar, cheers and clapping was heard but it was silent to Ash as he was left standing where Zel left him. Ash was so stunned that he almost didn’t see Mr. Tajiri walk out of the bar to where the dressing rooms were.