Hello, this is Mega Rose. Today I have sent my Spirit Thieves star, Kurimme, out to interview the star of my not-yet-written-for-I-am-easily-distracted fanfic, Pokemon Mega Knight. The star is a girl named Megami Sasaki-Kojiro (also known as Mega), and for some reason she is affected by Pokenip just as much as Ash's Bulbasaur in that episode with the Gloom lady, waaaaay back in Kanto. Anyway, Kurimme interviews the Pokenipped girl for you. In a resturaunt. Just thought I'd point that out.

Kurimme Fyraga: So...um, Mega, could you tell us about yourself?

Megami Sasaki-Kojjiro: Yeeeeeah...I'm...me. I am Mega and stuff. Whoo!

KF: Okay...that's very nice but could you tell us something...useful? Like, tell us about your part in Pokemon Mega Knight?

MSK: Hello? I am the Pokemon Mega Knight! I am all powerful or something! WHOO! I makes the bad dudes go splat! Splat, I say! Bleh......

KF: All right...so, what's your relationship to Ash and the other Pokemon characters?

MSK: Ash? Aaaw, he's a cute lil' burrito! Not so lil', really. Year older n' me! Real nice guy! Nice n' dumb, but I like 'em. Don't know 'bout that Pika-dude, though. He's all like, 'I'll just Thundershock and all my problems blast off!' And I'm like, 'You know not the meaning of problems! Or blast! You are stupid!' And he's like, 'PIKACHUUUUU!' It's dumb, y'know?

KF: Wait, you can talk to Pikachu?

MSK: Suuure! Dun't evverone? I talks to all the Pokemon! Some o' them don't listen though. There's this one time when I'm like, 'But I don't wanna go! Mt. Silver is all spooky 'n stuff!' And Tapenga's like, 'I don't care! We gotta go!' But Mt. Silver scares me. Really. It's all, mountain-like. There's a dragon in it. Yep. Dragon.

KF: Who's this Tapenga person?

MSK: She's my friend. I dunno what's got her tail in a knot (she's a Meowth, you know) but she's cranky all the time. Says I talk in my sleep. I do not! Have you ever heard me talk in my sleep?

KF: I've just barely met you.

MSK: ...Wha? You're not J-chan! Who are you?! Whaddaya want with me?! Get away! *Falls off of chair* I'm okay! Just don't touch me!

KF: It's okay! Mega Rose sent me. So...who's J-chan?

MSK: J-chan's me cousin. Filthy stinkin' rich, he is! Filthy stinkin' stupid, too. I dunno what his ma was eating when she had him, but it sure wasn't fresh! And blue hair! He's got this blue stuff comin' outta his head and we're supposed to believe it's hair! I just don't get it. I am so glad I gots me normal hair. But then again...brown's the color of dirt...and poo...maybe it's not so good...but it's better n' blue!

KF: Blue hair, rich, stupid? You mean James, right?

MSK: I just said that! Yeesh, who's idea was it to send you? They could've sent that other Spirit Thieves guy. Y'know, the cute one.

KF: Zensoku?

MSK: Yeah, him. Anyway, I grew up with ol' J-chan. My parents...they...dig for things. Bones n' stuff.

KF: Archaeologists?

MSK: That's it! BUY ME A HAPPY MEAL!!! I want one of those little Jigglypuff toys! My mom never bought me a Jigglypuff toys when I was little! I'm traumatized!

KF: Wait, don't start ranting! Tell us about your parents.

MSK: Wait, since when do I have parents? I've lived with my cousin and his retarded parents all me life. I don't have my own parents. Where are my french fries? Doesn't this meal come with french fries? I'm gonna get somebody fired. *starts blowing bubbles in her soda*

KF: Um...how about you tell us the plot of Pokemon Mega Knight?

MSK: I do stuff, okay? Do I interview you when you're making soda bubblies? NO

KF: Hey, I don't want to do this either. You look like you've just shoved a pound of Pokenip up your nose! It's Mega Rose's fault!

MSK: Yeah, I understand. Mega Rose once told me she was a Noodle Ninja. But I'm supposed to be the only Noodle Ninja around here! Bleh!

KF: You're really a ninja?

MSK: Heck no! Who told you that? I'll kill them! Gyaaaaah! ...Man, I need a nap. I'm starting to sound like Mooky.

KF: Who's Mooky?

MSK: Mewtwo! You know! Psycho mutant kitty-cat! He's all like, 'I'm gonna kill the boss of Team Rocket!' He talks about killing that boss guy a lot. I don't really blame him. I hate Team Rocket too.

KF: But you said that James is your cousin. You do know he's in Team Rocket, right?

MSK: SHUT UP! DON'T SAY THAT! HE'S JUST TOO STUPID! NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL HIM THAT BOYS DON'T WEAR DRESSES!

KF: But I didn't say anything about that! You know what? Forget this. I'm leaving. And I stole your wallet, so there!

Mega Rose: This turned out to be really stupid. I'm not going to do this again.