Sparker and Storm's Quest for the Lightning Stone
by Mew13
Category: CO (Crossover)
WHEEEEE! I'll skip da Intro.
Disclamimer: I don't own Pokemon or Neopets.
Dedication: To my LV 100 Surfing Pikachu, Storm (my first Pokemon ever) and to my first Neopet ever, Sparker da Christmas Zafara! *hugs both of them*
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"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Cried Storm for the 11th time that morning going down the slide that Nat aka Mew13 aka Natias had bought at the Lilycove sale. Nat had a headache (not that that wasn't a rare thing) and had gone out to play with her friends. She had told Storm and Sparker to not blow up da base like last time she had left them alone.
"STORM! I'm boooooooooooooooooooored." Sparker yelled his head off. His halo fell to the ground. He picked it up and put it over it's head, staying there with some mysterious power.
"I KNOW! SHUT UP!" Storm and Sparker always yelled cos they were insane dudes. They even thought they were brothers as they both had tufts of fur on their heads (even though it was natural for Zafaras but they are both complete idiots).
Sparker and Storm looked around. All of Nat's other Pokemon were in their Pokeballs and her Neopets on the Internet. Sparker started poking Nat's computer everywhere looking for the switch. Storm sweatdropped and pushed the start-up button thingy. Sparker sweatdropped and fell to the floor, which was comfy cos of the Pokedolls.
Storm turned on da music program and they danced to the first Pokemon theme.
Suddenly, Nat's evil friend Spoink appeared. In almost every one of Nat's adventures, Spoink was the evil bad guy... girl.
"OH NO!" Cried Storm and Sparker. "IT'S DA EVIL ONE! SPOINK!"
"Yes, it is I!" She said evilly. "And I am gonna blow up the Secret base unless you get me an item!"
"But you're part of Team Madness too, Spoink!" Storm said.
"I WANT AN ITEM!"
Sarker said "Okay okay" and gave Spoink a hairbrush.
"NO! I WANT A LIGHTNING STONE!"
"Doncha mean Thunderstone?"
"NO! LIGHTNING STONE!"
"They don't exist!"
Spoink inflated and scared Sparker and Storm. They ran outta the base and fell in the water.
"RUN/FLY/SURF/WHATEVER AWAY!" Storm yelled and a Tropius flew up.
"Where to?" He said.
"SLATEPORT CITY!" Sparker panicked.
"Okay. Hold on!" Tropius flew away to Mauville.
"WE SAID SLATEPORT, NOT MAUVILLE YOU IDIOT!" Storm bellowed.
"Well you can get to Slateport if you get a bike, don't call me an idiot!"
"MY IQ IS 3! I AM AN IDIOT AND PROUD!"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Sparker was getting a headache. As usual.
Sparker dragged Storm to Rydel's Cycles. Storm was in a huff. Not as usual.
Rydel greeted them. "Hi boys! Want a-" Rydel didn't get a chance to finish cos Storm had Thunderbolted him.
"Did you really have to do that?!" Sparker looked at Storm with those small Anime-style eyes they get when someone's done something inapropreate like electrocuting a shop owner.
"Yes, otherwise he would have bored us to death!" Storm replied in a huff. They took some Mach bikes and cycled out of the store, Storm going back to squish Rydel's face some more.
"Why are we going to Slateport anyway? Will the Lightning Stone be there?" Storm the confused Surfer asked.
"Well, Mew13 da Electric Mew will be there, and we can give her a stone to Evil Lightning Blast, and we give it to Spoink and we're outta this mess!" He replied.
When they got to Slateport Mew13 da Electric Mew was busy eating. As usual.
"Hey Mew13!"
"Yais?" She looked around and saw a cute Electric Mouse and an angelic... dragonish... fluffy... thing rush towards her. "ACKK! IT'S STORM AND SPARKER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
"Please Mew13, use Evil Lightning blast on this stone!"
"Why should I?"
"Cos Spoink's gonna blow da base up if we don't give her a Lightning stone!"
"But I'm outta powerpoints for Evil Lightning Blast! It only has one! And I used the last one to torture a lawyer!"
"What do you have against lawyers?!" Sparker said with those beady eyes again.
"Gimme a Max Ether!" She said.
"We don't have one!" Storm sighed and got on his bike again. "Come on, Sparker, lets go to Petalburg woods, catch a bunch of Shroomish and go to that idiot in Sootopolis."
So, they cycled all the way to Mauville, to Verdanturf, through Rusturf tunnel making a lot of noise (muhahha) and into Petalburg woods.
"WE DON'T HAVE ANY POKEBALLS! ARGGGGGH!" Storm suddenly realised stupidly.
They rushed back to Rustboro, their legs aching cos they never cycled that much.
They got 100 Pokeballs but didn't have any money.
The Clerk said "hey, if you deliver these newspapers I'll let you have those Pokeballs for free!"
"Yay." Said Storm uninthusiastically.
Sparker put the load of Storm's Surfboard. Storm used Surf and the board went away. All the newspapers went into the wrong houses but the clerk would never know. They ran back and got the Pokeballs.
Just as they were coming out, a police person came and said they would have to dry the city cos it was all limp and soggy like Fudge Kat getting sprayed by Otis the Mudkip's Hydro Pump.
Sparker groaned and the duo went back to the shop. They did a Skitty impression using Covet, even though they never knew Covet but the clerk would never know. They got a humoungous fan to dry the place but it needed fire to work. Sparker flew to Little root town and coveted for a Torchic. The Idiotic prof fell for it. Sparker, with Torchic's Pokeball, flew to Rustboro where Storm was fast asleep dreaming about humoungous waves comimg to eat him. (Storm talks in his sleep) Sparker poked Storm who woke up. Sparker released Torchic and it Flamethrowered the fan. It span at a million miles an hour and the town was dry. Yay! Sparker returned Torchic because he liked it and wanted to keep it as a pet or something.
"What next? I forgot what to do next." Storm said.
"Uhh... I think it's the Shroomish catching part next!" His best non-human friend said.
They cycled back to Petalburg woods and caught about 50 Shrromish. They saw more, but Sparker was too busy trying to catch a Wurmple, but he didn't manage since he didn't know anything about catching Pokemon.
Storm bopped Sparker with a huuuuge Shroomish and climbed onto Sparker's back. Sparker flew to Sootopolis.
They released the Shroomish in the weird man's house. He surrenedered and gave them a Max Ether.
They flew back to Slateport. Mew13two da Electric Mewtwo who was Mew13's clone, stopped them.
"Oi you! Whatcha doing?" She asked.
"Uhh... giving Mew13 a Max Ether!" Storm said.
"No! Him." Mew13two pointed to Sparker who was playing with Torchic.
"He's wastin' time." Storm said. He used Surf on Mew13two who fainted cos she wasn't as high-leveled as Mew13 who was LV 85 or something.
Storm grabbed Sparker by the halo who was dragged along because of the mysterious force. Mew13 was waiting for them.
"Yo!" She said making a peace sign.
"Here's the Ether." Storm said exhausted.
"I wanted a Rare candy too! Ya never stuck around long enough!"
Storm and Sparker and Torchic fell over sidey ways.
Sparker got a stick and painted it red and white. Mew13 would never know the difference because she ate too fast.
"Yay Rare candy!" She yelled and gobbled it up. She took the Ether and drank it.
"Ooh! It tastes like mint!" She said. "Okie, go grab that rock."
Storm picked up a stone. He placed it on the ground and he and Sparker ran for their lifes as Evil Lightning Blast could blind and/or kill them. When they were on top of the Trick Master's head, there was a bright golden explosion and a Mewish voice crying "Evil Lightning Blast!".
They went back and half of Slateport was ruined. Mew13 gave them the stone, which was bright blue and had a gold lightning mark on it.
"Thanks Mew13!" Sparker and Storm got their Mach bikes and cycled away.
Back in Mauville, Rydel was still on the floor. Storm cycled over him again.
Tropius was waiting for them outside the Pokemon center. Sparker and Storm climbed on his back and headed for the team Madness Secret Base.
Spoink was inside. She was snoozing. Storm Thundershocked her and she woke up.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!" She yelled.
"We got da Lightning Stone!" Storm and Sparker said together.
Spoink jumped up and grabbed the stone.
"Good, now I'll go away." She said. She got a lift on Tropius.
Storm and Sparker flopped down.
Nat came back in.
"Good, looks like they didn't have any trouble. Now I can go watch TV." She said.
DA END!
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YAAYAYAYYAYAY! That was fun to write. That's all! Bye bye!
Goodbye!
From Mew13