Disclaimer: I do not own anyone in this story, just the idea! Feel free to use them…actually, do use them! Dedication: uh….. My sister ( miakapkmn) who’s idea this was from, and as always, smileyaili, a.k.a: well, i dunno, but i will soon! Enjoy! Ch 1, just getting there It was a brisk, windy fall afternoon, and Kagome Hiragishi was sitting looking at the lake with her Togeipi snuggled up in her lap, sleeping. It hasn’t even been that long since Kagome and her friends had arrived in the Pokemon world and switched with ash and her friends. She was thinking about what they would do when and if they got back to their world. “ Its so strange here,” Kagome said to her sleeping Togeipi who was sitting in its egg form. “ I’m just so used to seeing demons and shikon jewels…not cute creatures like you…” “ Feh, this ain’t nothing’” Inuyasha snorted, his current Pikachu walking with him. Besides Kagome, don’t forget we do still have some shikon jewels to find. Just as soon as you get your jewel spotting senses back, we’ll find the jewels and get home!” a cheerful sango said sitting down next to Kagome. ‘ Ahhh yes’ Kagome thought. ’ Sango’s right. When we were sent here an old wise woman told us that that evil Naroku had spread 9 shikon jewels around before he left. No one is sure where exactly the shards are, but one thing is for sure, we have to find them before Naroku gets them. B-but I am sure we’ll find them!’ Her thoughts were cut short by a familiar voice……. A strangely familiar voice… XD “ My beloved Kagome! Fancy meeting you here!” Koga said “Fancy my ass! We knew you were here, and so did you! Feh! You came here with us:” Inuyasha said. “ Yes it has been proven that I knew I was coming, but I still had to make a grand appearance! Had to keep a good look for my fans! J !” Koga said. “ What fans?!” Inuysaha said. “ at least I know I have fans!” “ Of course you have fans, ‘even though I don’t know why you have fans’” Koga muttered. “ the show’s named after you!” “ He’s got ya there Inuyasha…” Miroku said. “ Hey! Who’s side are you on anyway?!” Inuyasha said…Miroku shut-up “ Like you should talk!” Koga shouted “ That didn’t even make sense!” Inuyasha shouted back. “ Idiot!” Koga yelled “ Mutt!” Inuyasha shouted back “ Half-bread!” Koga yelled “ Wimp!” Inuyasha yelled. “ Half-bread!” Koga yelled “ At least I have more then one comeback!” Inuyasha shouted. “ Yeah, well at least I don’t need a stupid sword to hide behind!” Koga shot back. “ Don’t make fun of her…” Inuyasha said grabbing his Tetsusagia “ It didn’t do anything to you…” Inuyasha cried. “ Would you to just quit it!” Kagome shouted “ No!” both Inuyasha and Koga screamed “ well at least those two can agree on something” Miroku sighed. “ yeah…” That fight went on for a while, so Kagome and her friends decided to eat something. So Sango-being the only one who could cook a meal and not burn it, ( Kagome’s doing) or make only enough for themselves ( Mirokus doing )- decided to cook. She made a delicious meal of rice balls and beans, with a side of steamed vegetables.( A.N: My sister is the one who came up with a meal like that, so don’t ask me) They were great! After eating, Sango said she wanted to go look for something. She didn’t have to go far….. “ Azurill” A little Azurill appeared out of nowhere. “ W-w-wh-what it that, that…” Sango started "Absolutely adorable thing!” Kagome squealed running toward it. “ Azu, Azu aaaaazuzuzuzuzuzu!” The frightened thing started to use water gun on the crazy girls. “ AHHHHHHH” Sango yelled. “ that’s it HEIDIOCOUS!” she unsheathed her boomerang and trusted it toward the little Pokemon. “ A-A-Azu?” the frightened little pokemon didn’t know what do until… “stop it!!!!!” Miroku yelled stopping her weapon in mid-flight. “ why?!” Sango asked “ Listen, you can’t fight these creatures, our weapons are to strong. Instead of these creatures-” Miroku was cut off. “Uh Miroku, those creatures are known as Pokemon.” Kagome corrected. “ Fine, instead of those pokemon just fainting, like normal, they may die.” Miroku finished. “ Ohhhhhh” Sango said. “ why don’t you be like the other people in this world and do battle with it?!” Miroku suggested to Sango. “ Hey…” Kagome began “ Didn’t Kialala come with us too?” she asked “ Yeah, why?” Sango and Miroku both asked together. “ Well, then have either of you seen Kialala or hippo?” Kagome questioned. “ No actually, I have yet to of seen them.” Miroku answered, suddenly realizing they were gone. “ To be honest, I thought they were with you, Kagome.” Sango said. ‘Hey wait a minute,’ Kagome thought, ‘ what’s that red and white thing’ ( A.N: did I give it away…?) “ Hey, Sango..” Kagome said pointing to Kagome’s waist. “ why Kagome!” Miroku snickered “ I never knew you were that way .” He said beginning to crack up. “ I’m not! L ” Kagome yelled, slapping Miroku. After Miroku recovered from his red mark, he spoke “ Here, allow me to examine Sango’s waist for you” Miroku said beginning to feel Sango’s-. “ QUIT IT YOU PERVERT!!!!! L !!!” Sango yelled, SLAPPING Miroku in the face…again. She did it quick, but not quick enough to stop Miroku from finding Kilala…kinda. After Miroku regained consciousness, he opened his hand to reveal a small red and white ball. Miroku threw it around in his hands to examine it. After a little while of ‘ examining’ it, he came across a little button, he decided it was worthless, so threw it into a nearby lake. Suddenly , the little ball got bigger and opened, reveling a little red fox. “ What it that!” Sango asked. No sooner then did she ask, then did a little, well actually big scary, and strangely familiar looking ghost like thing appear out of no where. “ Where did you come from?!” Kagome yelled “ I came from the middle of no where!” The thing said. “Rrreeaallyy” Miroku questioned. “ YES ‘ Rrreeaallyy” it said. “ Now on to further business.” it said. “ Little children!” she said. “LITTLE!” Miroku began “ Why miss, I beg your pardon, but we or at least I am not little!” “ well your younger them me…” She said. “ Yeah like five times younger..” Miroku commented “ WHY-YOU-UNGREATFUL-RETCHED-RUDE- child. How dare you! Why I otta knock your head off and kick your scrawny little as-” she was cut off “ Assk me no more questions, tell me no more lies! The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their fly’s!” Kagome and sango sang while doing a ‘Hand- clap’ “ Girls, as much as I enjoyed your uh… little thing you did there, please explain to me. What was the meaning of what you did?!” she said glaring at the two innocent-looking girls. “ Well ma’am you see uh…, oh! Sango! Yeah sango has this problem where uh…” Kagome began. “ I think that what Kagome is trying to say, is that every once in a while Sango gets these urges where she just has to do it!” As he explained he started ‘ pumping’ his body to give an example. “ Don’t worry ma’am, it’ll pass.” Kagome whispered “ she’s just a little ADD.” “ Believe me Kagome, she’s not the only case of ADD we have here.” she whispered. ‘ Hey wait a minute, how does she know my name…’ Kagome thought. “ Well, no one asked you. Now ma’am if you’ll excuse me for asking, but what exactly are you doing here, and after that, who exactly are you?” An irritated Sango said. “ Well to answer your questions, (1) I am your guide. I am a sprit who appears whenever you have questions. And (2), I am Lady Kaeda ” Lady Keade said. “ Ohmigosh!!! It is you!” Kagome exclaimed running up her hug her. Only to go right through her. “ I missed you sooo ohm…ouf!” Kagome said as she tripped over a tree root and fell. “ Kagome! Are you okay!” Sango and Miroku both exclaimed, running toward her. “Yeah, I’m fine guys, I just tripped on a tree root. I’ve been through much worse.” Kagome said standing up to brush the dirt off her outfit. ~ flashback~ Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku are fighting demons. ~end of flashback~ “ Mann those were the good old days.” Miroku sighed. “ No they weren’t…’ Sango said. “Don’t be worried Sango, all those those wonderful times we had together, they aren’t gone yet.” Miroku said inching ever-do-close to Sango grabbing her hand. “ In fact, this may be the best time for me to ask…Sango, will you bear ,my child?” “ WHAT DO YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Sango said, steaming. “ May I take that as a yes?” Miroku asked “NO!!!!!!” Sango yelled back “ Hey, by the way, where’d that Azurill go?” she asked. “ I dunno, where did it go?” Kagome asked. “ Ahhhh yes, the reason I came here, like Miroku said, that little Azurill is a pokemon. Which leads to why I’m here. While you are here, you are on a quest to find the missing shikon shards that Naroku spread around here before you all came here. As you all should know, in this world, there are little creatures that inhabit this world. Also, as Miroku pointed out, these pokemon don’t die, they just faint and get healed by people.” Lady Keade started. “ Uhhhh Lady Keade will you please get to the point” a bored Miroku said. “ Oh yes, anyway, your being here can be dangerous…if you do not have something to protect you. So, while you’re here, you may need a uh…lets say guardian pokemon to protect you.” Lady Keade said. “ NO WAY! WERE GONNA GET POKEMON” Kagome said excitedly “THAT’SOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!!!!!” “ Yes it can be a cool thing. But you have to be careful. These pokemon will come to you soon. I will try to get them to you A-S-A-P” “ uhhhhhhh what does that mean…..” Kagome said “ What A-S-A-P?” Sango asked “ HeeHaHe, yyyeeeaaahhh” Kagome Said. “ Man you are pathetic.” Sango said. “ Well can you tell me?” Kagome said. “ Sure, A-S-A-P means… Ask someone about pooping.” Sango said seeing if Kagome’d fall for it. “ really!?” Kagome said, she fell for it… “ Yeah uh…really!” Sango said. ‘ Man she really is dumb’ Miroku thought. “ Uh Lady Keade, what about Sango? Doesn’t she already have a pokemon?” “ well yes, she does.” Lady Keade said. “ I do? Where?” Sango asked “ Ya see that little pokemon over there, that’s yours.” Lady Keade said “ Where? That cute little fox? How, I have Kilala? Don’t I?” Sango asked confused. “ Yes, Kilala, well you see, Kilala is that little pokemon over there. When you guys came here, any animal that came with you was turned into a pokemon.” Lady Keade said. “ So, Lady Keade, does that mean that Shippo is a pokemon too?” Kagome asked. “Yes” “ Too cool!!!!!” Kagome said. “ hey, what kind of pokemon is he?” “ That’s the thing, we don’t know yet. Oh yeah, another thing I forgot to mention, Shippo is with Team Rocket.” Lady Keade said. “ Who’s Team Rocket?” “ Funny you should ask! For WE are team rocket!” a familiar voice said. “ Really?!” Kagome yelled. “ Sadly,” another frimilar voice said. “ Who are you?!” Sango asked “ Duh! Were only the best characters in this story, were Team Rocket!” the guy voice said. “ No~! I mean, what are your names?” Miroku asked irritated. “ Well if you must know our names! Were Kagura and Naroku.” she said. “ Kagura, must you say my name?!” Naroku asked. “ S-sorry master I just thought-” she was cut off, “ There you go thinking again,” Naroku sighed. “ Hey guys what’s going on?” Inuyasha asked. “ About time you showed up!” Kagome shouted. “ sorry, hey, who’s up there?” Inuyasha asked. “ Its Kagura and Naroku,” Sango said. “ step back guys, I’ll handle this.” Inuyasha said, clenching his Tetsusagia, ready to fight. Kagome then got up and stood next to Inuyasha saying “ Inuyasha…” with those glittery eyes “ W-wh-what?” Inuyasha asked…. END OF CH 1... Finally ch. I is done, it took my wwwaaayyyyy to long to write this, man! Well don’t worry, ch/2 is coming up rrreeeaaalll soon, well if you have any questions, please write me @, pikahuus_love@yahoo.com and, it may not be up yet, but if you have any questions about the art, e-mail us @ miaka_maggard@yahoo.com c-ya soon!