Normal Pokemon Shows *A/N: hi everybody! This is my first official talk show. Like I said I would put it up as soon as I found it. So here it is! ^-^* Declaimer: I do not own any of the pokemon, Miki and for future notice Pikahuu are mine! Miki: Hi everybody today were gonna talk about the things that always happen on… Umbreon: What what Jolteon: Be quiet and you’ll find out! Miki: As I was saying, we are gonna thear about the pokemon usualls, you know the things that always happen. Espeon: Cool, sounds like fun Vaperon: Be Quiet! Miki: Anyway if I can ever get a word in, here are a few things that always happen. *Applause* Falreon: yeah that was so good. Encore, Encore! Jolteon: She didn’t even speak yet! Miki: Listen everybody, here is the deal. You don’t clap until I say something that always happens. Deal? Everyone: deal Miki: Okay now one thing that always happens is someone or something is in trouble. I mean come on, think about it. Everyone: hmmmmmmm Miki: I didn’t mean it that way. Shoot, why don’t they just take a break from trouble. Team Rocket: Prepare for trouble and make it- Jolteon: QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dead silence* Miki: well anyway do you guys understand me? *Applause* Miki: No not yet I said after! Espeon: Sorry Flareon: yeah me too. Miki: Also, have any of you noticed that in almost every episode it starts out like “ As we join our heroes today” or Our heroes are walking closer and closer to” or Today, our heroes are…” Vaperon: can we applaud now? Umbreon: No, not yet Vaperon: B-But she said something that always happens!? Jolteon: she wasn’t done yet! Miki: Anyway, oh what’s the use, go ahead and applaud. Vaperon, Faleron, Espeon: Yeah!!!!! Jolteon: Okay, okay. Go on, go on Miki: Okay also, have you noticed hat no matter what team it is Jessie and James, or Cassidy and Butch, or buzz or whatever it is this week. Butch: its Butch! Miki: I was talking there! Anyway have you noticed that no matter what team it is they always “blast off again” Umbreon: that’s not all they do. Jolteon: yeah they always kidnap Pikachu. Miki: oh yeah. I forgot the part where they kidnap pikachu. Then pikachu uses thunder shock only to find out that the machine it electric proof. So then Ash sends out another one of his pokemon, gets pikachu free, everybody’s happy, end of story. Jolteon: * sniff* so true. Umbreon: oh be quiet you big baby. Miki: Okay, you can applaud now. *Applause* Flaeron: Yeah Umbreon: Whats the next thing? Miki: okay I’m sure you were all waiting for me to mention this: In every episode Brock meets a pretty girl. Everyone but Espeon: Yeah Espeon: I wasn’t waiting for that Miki: Well everyone except you. Well anyway heres basicly what happens: Ash&co meet some girl. Brock bursts out in front of ash and misty, and says something stupid only to get misty to grab him by the ear and say something sarcastic. Then ash introduces himself. Vaperon: Okay, is it just me or does Brock need to get a life. Brock: thank you but I have a life * a girl walks by* oh she’s pretty. Flareon: yeah I agree Espeon: yeah. Jolteon: Oh yeah brock, you have a life….. chaseing girls Miki: now this one happens rarely but it still always goes like this. Ash has a gym battle. Heres how they almost always go: Ash battles the leader and soon enough it looks like Ash is gonna lose, and either miraculously he wins or Team Rocket comes in, steals the leaders pokemon, Ash gets it beck for her/ him and them Ash gets the badge by defult. Espeon: now that’s the truth. Vaperon: We can applaude now, right. Miki: Ugh! Yeah *Applause* Miki: One more thing. Ash and co always arrive in a town just in time to make a festival or go to a carnival, or a contest. God! That happens every time! Eevee: Good point. Jolteon: Hey, when did you get here? Eevee: two seconds ago. Flreon: cool! Umbreon: Can we please get going with more things. Everyone: sorry Miki: no need to. Were done for today. See you all later. P.S. if I left anything out please tell me. My e-mail address is pikahuus_love@yahoo.com. Thanks!