“Lieutenant Surge!”, said Mary, the Goldenrod radio animator. “What do you want?” “My boss, MissingNo, asked me to interview you for her fic called A gym leader’s life is like…” “Go on with your questions! The sooner the better!” “First, who lives with you? Who are the important people in your life?” “My pokemon.” “Who are your pokemon?” “None of your business. Anyway, they’re busy training now!” “How many pokemon are forming your team?” “A number between 1 and 1 000 000. Does that answer you question?” “Then… who was you first pokemon?” “That’s too obvious!” “It’s a Pichu that evolved into Raichu I guess.” “Duh.” “What are you doing in your free times?” “Training my pokemon.” “Of course, any other hobbies?” “Shouting at the people that really annoy me!” “OK, I think I have to go, huh, bye!” And she left as fast as she could. “Raichu, is she really gone?”, asked Surge. “Rai!” “Perfect! Let’s continue our training!”