Welcome to the family feud! Today we receive the Oak family! And… the Waterflower family! Now, here is the host of this family feud… Karine! Crowd : *applause* Karine :Merci beaucoup! (Thank you very much!) I was so delighted when MissingNo asked me to be the host of this wonderful show. It looks so grrrreat, like she uses to say. Now, I’m not here to gab, but to introduce you to the contestants, bien sűr (of course)! First, the Oak family, please welcome Sam, Lorelei, May, Gary and Clair! Crowd: *applause* Karine:Now, the Waterflower family! Please welcome Daisy, Brock, Violet, Misty and Ash! Crowd: *applause* Karine:Thier sister Lily had to stay in the gym in case challengers arrive while her sisters are playing. Anyway, we have to start this feud, Sam and Daisy, come on! Professor Oak and Daisy came over to the beppers. They had to push on their bepper first to answer. Karine:Top 6 answers on the board! Try to give me the most polular answer. We surveyed 100 pokemon trainers. Name a Pokemon partner or starter. *Professor Oak’s beeper beeps* Sam:Pikachu! Karine:Of course, Pikachu! *Pikachu with the number 56 beside pops out of the board. It means than 56 out of 100 pokemon trainers answered Pikachu.* Karine:Number one answer! Do you want to play or pass? Sam:We’ll play. Karine:Good! Lorelei? Lorelei:I will say Totodile. Karine:Show me Totodile! *Totodile 8, number 3 answer* Karine:May, name a Pokemon starter. May:Bulbasaur. Karine:All right, Bulbasaur! *Bulbasaur 11, number 2 answer* Karine:Gary, a starter? Gary:Squirtle. Karine:Show me Squirtle! *A X appeared. This is the first strike.* Gary:Aww… Karine:Clair? Clair:Charmander. Karine:The little dragon, Charmander! *Charmander 6, number 5 answer* Karine:Back to you, Sam. Sam:Why not Treeko? Karine:Treeko! *Two red X appeared. Second strike.* Karine:Two strikes! The Waterflower family can consult themselves and steal the points if you get your third strike! Lorelei:That won’t happen! I answer Mudkip! Karine:If it’s up there, you are safe. I want to see Mudkip! *Three red X appeared. Third and last strike.* Karine:Waterflower family? Daisy:We’re gonna go with Cyndaquil. Karine:If it’s up there, you have stolen the points! Show me Cyndaquil! *A X appeared.* Karine:This means that the Oak family gets 81 points! What’s number four? Audience:Chikorita! Karine:And number six? Audience:Torchic! Karine:Yeah. Now, Lorelei, Brock, come on. On this turn, I’ll double the points! But only for the winners, bien sűr! We surveyed 100 citizens. Top 5 answers on the board. Name a Johto city. *Brock’s beeper beeps* Brock:Goldenrod. Karine:Goldenrod! *Goldenrod, 32, number one answer* Karine:Play or pass? Brock:We’ll play! Karine:Yeah! So, Violet, would you name me a Johto city? Violet:Violet city! Karine:Violet says… Violet! *Violet 16, number three answer* Karine:Misty, a Johto city? Misty:Olivine! Karine:Show me Olivine! *Olivine 8, number four answer* Karine:Ash? Ash:Huh… Blackthorn? Karine:The sacred Blackthorn! *Blackthorn 20, number two answer* Karine:Well done, Waterflower family. Daisy? Daisy:Cherrygroove. Karine:Cherrygroove? *X* Karine:Now, we come back to you, Brock. Brock:Ecruteak? Karine:Ecruteak! *Ecruteak 4, number five answer* Karine:Wow, this means that the Waterflower family got 160 points! Violet, May, come here! We surveyed 100 pokemon and I translated their answers, because I speak English, French and Pokemonish. ^^ Anyway, I’ll triple the points this time! Top 4 answers on the board. Past or present, which elite four or elite four champion would you choose for a trainer? *Violet’s beeper beeps* Violet:If I was a pokemon, I would have chosen Lance. Karine:Lance! *Lance 25, number 1 answer* Karine:Play or pass? Violet: *discusses with her team* Pass. Karine:Ok, they’re passing, Gary, it’s your turn. Gary:Huh… I would say Bruno. Karine:Bruno! *Bruno 11, number 3 answer* Clair:Gary. I have chosen him too, so… Karine:Show me Gary! *X* Gary:I understand, when I was champion, I was a lot more immature than now. Karine:Sam? Oak:If I was a pokemon, I would have chosen… my daughter. Lorelei: *faces turns red* Thanks, dad. Karine:How sweet… Show me Lorelei! *Lorelei 9, number 4 answer* Lorelei:Great! I’m number four! Karine:Yes, but you have to find number two. Lorelei:I would say Aghata. Karine:Aghata! *XX* Karine:Two strikes, the Waterflowers, get ready! May:I think Karen would make a good trainer. Karine:Sure. Karen! *XXX* Karine:What have you chosen? Daisy:We chose Stephen. Karine:If it’s up there you guys have stolen the points… and you’ll be playing fast money. Show me Stephen! *Stephen 15, number 2 answer* Karine:The Waterflower family has 360 points, the Oak family has 81. The Waterflower will play fast money! You need to choose two people. Who’s playing? Ash and Misty:Me! Karine:All right, Ash please get out, so you can’t hear Misty. Ash:Ok *leaves* Karine:Misty, I will ask you five question within 20 seconds and you have to try to give my the most popular answer. For example, if I ask “name a Pokemon” and you say Pikachu. Let’s say that 88 people out of the 100 answered Pikachu, you get 88 points. Your goal is to get 200 points and Ash will help you. If you get 200 points, you’ll win… Misty:20 000$!! Karine:Yes, now, it’s time to begin. 20 seconds on the clock. Time will start after I read the first question. Name a legendary pokemon. Misty:Suicune. Karine:Name the best city for shopping at a pokemart. Misty:Celadon. Karine:Name a trainer who uses water pokemon. Misty:Daisy. Karine:Name a pokemon that has a name that starts by the letter “Z”. Misty :Z… Zubat. Karine:Name a famous MissingNo. Misty:Karine! Karine:Time’s up! Thank you, by the way, though I am not sure I’m famous. Ok, now let’s see how many points you’ve got. First, name a legendary pokemon, you said Suicune. Survey said… *The number 18 pops beside Suicune* Karine: Next, name the best city for shopping at a pokemart, you said Celadon. Survey said… *57* Karine:57, great. Name a trainer who uses water pokemon, you said Daisy. Daisy:Go, Misty! Karine:Survey said… *17* Karine:Name a pokemon that has a name that starts by the letter “Z”. You said Zubat. Survey said… *36* Karine:Name a famous MissingNo. You said me ^_____^ Survey said… *38* Karine:38! Wow! Misty, you got 166 points which is awesome, because Ash needs only 34 points! Speaking of Ash! Come back! Ash:I’m back! Karine:You know what, Misty got you 166 points! Ash:That’s grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat Misty! MissingNo (in the audience): I should get copyright on this! Karine:Ash, I will ask you 5 questions, but you can’t duplicate Misty’s answers. If you do, you’ll hear a beeper and you’ll have to try again. Try to give you the most popular answer. It’s thougher, so I’ll give you 25 seconds. You’re ready? Ash:You bet I am! Karine:OK, 25 seconds on the clock. Time will start after I read the first question. Name a legendary pokemon. Ash:Ho-oh. Karine:Name the best city for shopping at a pokemart. Ash:Celadon. *beep* Karine:Try again. Ash:Huh… Goldenrod. Karine:Name a trainer who uses water pokemon. Ash:Misty! Karine:Name a pokemon that has a name that starts by the letter “Z”. Ash:Zinzagoon. Karine:Name a famous MissingNo. Ash:Our author! Karine:Time’s up! Misty:You did great, Ash! MissingNo:Yes, you did grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! Misty:*Sigh* Karine:Ash, let’s see how many points you’ve got. First, name a legendary pokemon. You said Ho-oh. Survey said… *14* Karine: Mewtwo was the number one answer. Name the best city for shopping at a pokemart, you said Goldenrod. You need 20 points. Survey said… *40* Audience:*applauses* Waterflower family:Yah! We won 20 000$! *dance* Karine:The Waterflower won the Family feud… and 20 000$! For the four last questions, the number one answers, in order, were Celadon, Misty, Zubat and MissingNo the author! MissingNo:Yah! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! (Me? Changing the survey results? Never!)