Profesor Oak: WHO WANTS 2BA MASTER? I mean, WHO WANTS 2BA A MILLIONAIRE? Here is your host.............................ME!!!! (No applause) Prof Oak:Thank you, thank you! Welcome to WHO WANTS 2BA MILLIONAIRE? You know the game, the contestants have to answer 15 questions, the first one is REALLY, REALLY EASY and the last one is REALLY, REALLY HARD. The player has three lifelines:Phone a friend, see what the audiance thinks and the 50-50. I will determine who will be our contestant today. The first one to put those games in alphabetical order will be the first to participate! The games are Pokemon Stadium 1, Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Silver and Pokemon Stadium 2! ... ... Prof Oak:Let's see, everybody got it right but the fastest was........ ............................Ash Ketchum! Ash:Yeah! Prof Oak:Well done, Ash, here's your first question for 100$. What is a pokemon? a)An animal b)An human c)A plant d)A pokemon Ash: d), DUH! Prof Oak:Good, the second question for 200$. How many pokemon are the- re in all? a)100 b)150 c)200 d)More than that! Ash: 2ez!(Too easy) It's d)!!! Prof Oak:That's right! For 400$, How many badges are there in Kanto? a)2 b)6 c)8 d)12 Ash: c), of course, I won them all! Oak:For 800$, in which city can you have Chikorita as a starter? a)New Bark Town b)Pallet town c)Balencia Isle d)Viridian city Ash:It's a), for sure! Oak:You got it! For 1600$, which of these is a TOWN? a)Pewter b)Ecruteak c)Maogany d)Cherrygroove Ash: c)! Your questions are sooooooo easy! Oak:Got it again! Now, Ash, because you have answered 5 questions right, you can quit and take the money. Do you choose to quit? Ash:No, I want 2BA millionaire! Oak:Ok, now for 3200$, who has the plainbadge? a)Brock b)Whitney c)Clair d)Sabrina Ash:Oh, this one's a bit thougher, I hesitate between two... Oak:Take your time. Ash:But I'm pretty much sure it's Whitney. That's it, my answer's b) Oak:That's right! For 6400$, what city has an hotel, a big pokemart and a game corner? a)Celadon b)Kumquat c)Saffron d)Goldenrod Ash:I remember there's a game corner at Celadon and at Goldenrod. (to himself) Is there an hotel in Goldenrod? Oak:Do you want to use a lifeline? Ash:Yes, I'll use 50-50. Oak:Ok, so I'll eliminate two choices. I eliminate b) and d). Ash:So, there's only Celadon and Saffron to choose from. I choose Celadon! Oak:That's right!! Now, for 12800$, according to the statistics, who is the most popular starter in Pallet? a)Pikachu b)Eevee c)Bul- basaur d)Cyndaquil Ash:I'm absolutely sure it's Pikachu! Oak:That's right, how did you know that? Ash:Profesional secret. Oak:Ok... Now, for 25600$, what city had the most Towers in its history? a)Ecruteak b)Violet c)Goldenrod d)Saffron Ash:I can easily say it's Ecruteak. Oak:You got that one right! For 51200$, who is the fastest of all pokemon? a)Aerodactyl b)Electrode c)Rapidash d)Sneasel Ash:Oh, I'm not good at this, I think I'll ask the audiance. Oak:OK, let's ask them what they think is the answer... Later... Oak:Ok, 65% say it's Electrode, 20% say it's Aerodactyl, 9% say it's Rapidash and 6% say it's Sneasel. Ash:I'll answer Electrode then. Oak:And you couldn't be more right! Ash now that you've answered 10 questions right, you can walk away with the money, will you do it? Ash:No, I'll stay. I'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE! Oak:Ok, then, for 102400$, how much does a Rare Candy costs at a Pokemart? a)1000$ b)5000$ c)10000$ d)None of these answers. Ash: d)! There's no rare candy at any pokemart! Oak:This one was tricky, but you were clever! Now for 204800$, who is the actual pokemon league champion? a)Gary b)Lance c)Karen d)None of these answers. Ash:I know it's Lance! I answer b)! Oak:Phew, you're good! Now, for 409600$, which water pokemon can't learn waterfall? a)Golduck b)Poliwrath c)Lapras d)Lanturn Ash:I'LL PHONE MISTY FOR THAT ONE! Oak:That's your last lifeline, are you sure you wanna use it? Ash:Yes. Oak:So, Ok, here's the phone. Ash typed Misty's number and she answered. Misty:Hi, Ash, are you winning? Ash:Almost, I just have a question for you, which water pokemon can't learn waterfall is it Golduck, Poliwrath, Lapras or Lanturn? Misty:IT'S LAPRAS!! Ash:Lapras? Misty:Everybody knows that! Ash:Ok, thanks Mist. Misty:You ignorant! Ash:Ok, YOU CAN HANG UP NOW! Misty:BYE! Ash:I answer Lapras! Oak:That's the right answer! Now, for 819200$, where is the pokemon stadium? a)In Kanto b)In Johto c)Orange Isles d)Another place Ash:That's a good question... Oak:It is. Ash:I'll take a guess here, I think it's d). Oak:Taking a guess is pretty risky. Is d) your final answer? Ash:Yes. Oak:OH! Ash:What? Oak:YOU GOT IT RIGHT! Ash:Yes, ONE MORE QUESTION AND I'M A MILLIONAIRE! I'LL BE A MILLIO- NAIRE! Oak:Now your 1 million question, which of these pokemon is a rare pokemon that will return to Tin Tower if a trainer catches the legen- darybeats? a)Mewtwo b)Lugia c)Ho-oh d)MissingNo If you get that question right, you get 1 million dollars, but I get it wrong, you still end up with 51200$. Ash:I really don't know the answer... Oak:Take your time. Ash:OH, I KNOW IT! I REMEMBER! IT'S LUGIA! YES, YES, YES, I'M SURE! Oak:Is this your final answer? Ash:Yes. Oak:Oh! You go it... Ash:YEAH! Oak:...wrong. It was Ho-oh. Ash:What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He cries) Oak:Ash, it's Ok, you still have 51200$. Ash:No, they're not mine anymore. Oak:Of course they're yours! What are you saying? Ash:No, they're not mine. Oak:How come? Ash:I had a bet with Brock. If I win, he'll give me his gameboy advance. If I loose, I'll give him all the money I won at the game... >_< Author's note:Comments? Questions? Other things? Don't hesitate to write to me. 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