Note to readers: This is an absurd fanfic about Super Smash Brothers Melee.  It 
is not how I believe they encountered.  Nothing in this fanfic is serious!   For 
example, how can Master Hand talk? 

The 12 Super Smash Brothers original characters: Link, Samus, Ness, Captain 
Falcon, Pikachu, Mario, Kirby, Yoshi, DK, Jigglypuff, Luigi and Fox, are in a 
metting.
“I’m tired to battle the same 11 persons!  I want more arenas and more 
challengers!”, said the little boy genius, Ness.
“I want to battle in Pokemon Stadium!”, added an English-speaking Pikachu.
“I wanna battle Bowser!”, exclaimed Mario.
“I wanna battle Ganondorf!”, Link added. 
“I have an idea!  Let’s ask Master Hand to help us get other challengers and 
arenas!”, suggested Samus, the bounty-hunter.
“I’ll be the one who asks Master Hand.”, said Kirby.
He went to Master Hand’s “office”.  The little pink creature explained 
everything to the hand who responded: “I know what to do! Please get all the 
others. I’ll tell you a way to get new challengers!”
“Cool!  Thanks, Master!”
He reunited all the 11 other caracters.  They sat in front of Master Hand, 
listening carefully.
“I have 12 challengers for you.  If you beat all 12, I’ll give you arenas!”
“COOOOOOL!  THANKS MASTER HAND!”, the 12 caracters replied.
“The first challenger is… I mean are…............... ICE CLIMBERS!  Who will 
battle them?”
Two little inuits appeared.
“ME! ME! ME! MEEEEEEEEEEE!”, Ness shouted.
All the other remained silent.  Pikachu looked at Ness weirdly.
“I think it’ll be you, Ness!”, Master Hand declared.
“I’m ready!”, Ness yelled.
“We are too!”, the Ice Climber female responded.
“She’s right!”, the Ice Climber male added.
The battle started!
“PK-fire! PK-thunder!  Oh, a hammer!”, said Ness.
The Ice climbers fainted! GAME!  
“Well done, Ness!  These very easy COMs, anyway…”, Master Hand said. “The next 
challenger is Peach!”
The beautiful princess appeared.
“Who will battle her?”
“I’ll do it!”, said Samus.
“All right, let’s start the battle!”
“Hello, dolly!”
Peach slapped her but Samus wasn’t scared at all.  She defended herself very 
well and shot many missiles at the princess. 
“Poor dolly!”
She made Peach faint! GAME!
“The next challenger is… ZELDA!”, announced Master Hand.  “Who will battle her?”
A beautiful girl appeared with elf-like ears appeared.
“I’ll do… and, yes, I’ll be nice to her, Link, in case you asked.”, Kirby 
responded.
Link’s face turned red, he really was shy.
“GO!”
“Hey-ya, hey!”
“That sword really hurts!”, cried Zelda.
“Dodge that!”
The little pink ball was doing really well, just like the others.  Since…
“AHHHH!”
“Oh!  You hit a Bob-omb!” , Zelda exclaimed. 
..but Kirby didn’t faint!  It was still in the game.  It changed itself into a 
rock and hit Zelda!  It made her faint! GAME!
“Verrrrrrrrrrry good, now meet… BOWSER!”
The Koopa King appeared.
“Cool!”, Mario exclaimed.  “I wanna battle Bowser!”
“Isn’t it my friend Mario?”, Bowser replied.  “Nice to see you, because you will 
perish soon, MWOUHAHA!”
“I’m afraid…”, the plumber said, ironicly.
“GOOOOOOO!”, Master Hand shouted.
“I’ll ground-pound ya!”, Bowser threated.
“Catch me if you can!”, Mario sang.  “Come and try to catch me!  Catch me if you 
can!”
Bowser couldn’t ear Mario sing anymore, so he killed himself, making the GAME 
set!
“Well done, now the next challenger 
is….............................................................................
..Dr. Mario!”
Mario, in a doctor suit, appeared.
“Huh, it’s me!”, Mario realised.
“Yes, this is the most original of the characters…  Who’ll battle him?”
“I will.”, Luigi decided.
“GO!”
Luigi and Dr.Mario took a homerun bat each.
“WOUA!”, Luigi shouted.
“How does that work?”, the doctor wondered.
“Like that!”
Dr. Mario fainted!  GAME!
“Bravo, Luigi!  The next challenger’s, huh, let me think, I don’t remember… Who 
is it?”
“CUT IT OFF!”, the 12 caracters yelled.
“Sigh…  I can’t do any joke with you, guys.  OK, I’ll tell you…  It’s Pichu! Are 
you happy, now?”
A cute mouse-like Pokemon appeared.
“My buddy!”, Pikachu exclaimed.
“Hi, pal!”, Pichu responded.
“I bet that you’ll battle him, Pikachu.”, said Captain Falcon.
“No, I don’t want to hurt my friend!”
“Ok, then I’ll battle him.”
“PICHUUUUUU!”
“Falco punch!”
Pichu fainted easily! GAME!  
“Ok, the next challenger is…......................................”
“Oh, not again…”, Kirby complained.
“is….............................................................”
“Aww…”
“FALCO!”
A blue bird appeared.
“Falco!  I’ll be fighting you!”, Fox exclaimed.
“All right!”
“Oh-ya!”  
Fox and Falco both used their guns to battle.  Until a Warp Star appeared…  Fox 
took it and… Falco fainted.  MISSION COMPLETE!
“Wasn’t it supposed to be written game?”, Master Hand asked. 
“Hey, I’m the author, here!”, I, MissingNo, wrote.
“OK, boss.  Anyway, the next challenger is Marth.”
A Japanese guy appeared.
“Huh, who’s that?”, Ness wondered.
“The guy in Fire Emblem!”
“Fire what?”
“Fire emblem!  Don’t you know that game?  Oh, yeah, it’s in Japan only, I 
forgot… Well, who’ll fight the stranger, I mean Marth?”
“I will!”, said Yoshi.  “Al-oom!  I’ll eat ya!”
Marth was emprisonned into an egg.  He couldn’t move!  Then, he got out, Yoshi 
ground pounded him!  GAME!
“Good, Yoshi.  Now, it’s time to 
fight…..........................…...............................................
.................”
“Stop that!”, Kirby screamed.
“Roy!”
A (beautiful) guy appeared.
“I’ll battle him.”, said Donkey Kong.  “Let’s do it!”
“I wanna be the very best like no one ever was!”, Ash sang.
“Ash! Get out of my fic!”, I, MissingNo, said.
“Ok, ok…”
“LET’S DO IT, FOR REAL!”, screamed Master Hand.
“I…YA!”, Roy yelled.
DK wasn’t scared of him.  He punched the brown-hair man, making the GAME set.   
Phew, those guys are really good…  But still, we must not forget they are 
fighting very easy COMs.
“OK, now, the challenger is………………………………………………………………”, Master Hand started.
“Not again!”, said Kirby.
“Young Link!”
A little boy appeared.
“Huh?  It’s me!”, remarked Link.
“Well, yes, but YOUNG!  That’s a very complex system.  (Copyright: Jean Rocco, a 
wonderful English teacher).”
“I don’t wanna fight myself!”
“So, I can fight him.”, suggested Jigglypuff.
Young Link accepted.  
“Listen to my lullaby!”
“Lalala, I don’t ear you!”, Young Link sang.
“Ok, then I’ll sleep… zzzzzzzz”
“Why is she sleeping?”
Then, she woke up and believe me, YOUNG LIKE FAINTED! GAME!
“I don’t know how this happened, but Jigglypuff won!  The next challenger is 
Ganondorf!”
A strange man appeared.
“I’ll fight him!”, Link decided.
“Try!  You’ll never beat me!”
“We’ll see about that!”
Link dropped a bomb.  It explosed and Ganondorf received a bit of damage.  Then, 
Link used a Giant Mushroom and gave Ganondorf many hits with his sword.  
Ganondorf finally fainted!  GAME!
“Link won!  NOW THE LAST CHALLENGER IS MEWTWO!”
A purple pokemon appeared.
“I’ll do it.”, said Pikachu.
“Sure! You’re the only one left.”, Samus told him very “nicely”.
“It’s my destiny to crush all who oppose me.”, Mewtwo emitted. 
The yellow pokemon wasn’t afraid of Mewtwo.  It used pokeballs.  Suicune, Entei 
and Raikou got out!  With their attacks, Mewtwo was beaten! GAME!
“Well done, you beat all the characters!  Now, you have new arenas!”
“COOOOOOL!”, the 12 characters said simultaneously.
“Ahem, that’s not true, you have another challenge ahead.”, I said.
“WHAT!”, everybody exclaimed.
“Yes, it’s….........................................................”
“Oh, no, not again!”, yelled Kirby.
“It’s…..............................................................…...........
........................................................….......................
............................................
…...................................................................…...........
........................................................….......................
............................................
…...................................................................…...........
........................................................MR. GAME & WATCH!”
A strange gameboy character appeared.
“That was unexpected…  Well, who’ll fight him?”, Master Hand asked.
“I will!”
“Huh?”, said Link, looking weirdly at the person who just appeared. 
“I’m on your side.  If I beat Mr.Game & Watch, we’ll be having all caracters and 
new arenas.”
“Who are you, anyway?”
“I’m Sheik.”
“Milk Sheik? ”
“OK, then, that Sheik will fight that Mr.Game & Watch.” decided Master Hand. 
Sheik made the first move.  “He” took a pokeball and MissingNo got out!
“There’s no MissingNo is Super Smash Brothers!”, Master Hand exclaimed.
“I’M THE BOSS!”, I replied. 
MISSINGNO MADE MR.GAME AND WATCH FAINT! GAME!  Now, you know how the Super Smash 
brothers melee caracters encountered!

                                     The end