-In Johto insland- “I’m tired of all those reward challenges!”, Bowser roared. “Me too! The immunity challenges are not so bad, but the reward ones drive me crazy!”, Mewtwo argued. “I have an idea, let’s go to MissingNo’s island and destroy and all the materials for the reward challenge!”, Ganondorf suggested. “Yeah!”, Bowser agreed. “Great idea! Let’s go!” -Reward challenge?- “Hi folks…”, MissingNo sighed. “What’s going on, MissingNo?”, Luigi asked. “You look unhappy.” “It’s because someone destroyed all my material for the reward challenges!”, MissingNo explained. “The guilty ones are Bowser, Mewtwo and Ganondorf!” “How did you guess it was us?”, Mewtwo replied. “It was OBVIOUS! Anyway, I decided that, from now on, there will only immunity challenges and no rewards! So, you won’t get prices! Too bad for you! …but, because I feel good today, at end of the immunity challenges, each of you will receive a maximum tomato, so you won’t die of hunger…” “That’s very nice of you, Missingno!”, Pikachu thanked. “You’re welcome! So, today immunity challenge is about… Red and blue! The games where you can see… ME! Anyway, here’s the first question. Mario vs Samus! Which version, similar to Red and Blue…” “Green!”, Samus exclaimed. “Samus, you are…...................................................…........................ ..........................................” “STOP THAT! ” “Ok, you’re right… 1 for Johto.” “Yeah!” “Kirby vs Marth! Which professor is playing a very important role in these games?” “Ivy!”, Kirby answered. “No, Marth?” “I think it’s Elm.”, the Prince replied. “No! It’s Oak. Anyway, Peach vs Bowser! Name me 2 pokemon that you can’t catch in the Red version.” “Vulpix and Ninetales!”, Bowser growled. “Good, 2 for Johto. Link vs Ganondorf! Name me 2 pokemon that you can’t catch in the Blue version.” “Primeape and… what’s its name… huh…”, Ganondorf hesitated. “Primeape and Ekans!”, Link corrected. “Good! 1 for Kanto, 2 for Johto. Now, Roy vs Pichu! How can you catch Mew, without gameshark?” “You can’t!”, Roy protested. “Yes, you can.” “With a weird cheat with a youngster and flying to Lavender Town…”, Pichu tried. “I’ll accept it. This cheat is hard to explain… But it’s fun! We can have Mew without gameshark! Anyway, I have to continue this quiz! 2 for Kanto and 2 for Johto as well. Luigi vs Fox! A man will trade you a Farfetch’d for a…” “Spearow!”, Fox completed. “Good, 3 for Johto, 2 for Kanto. Dr.Mario vs Falco! What type is Dragonair?” “Dragon…air?”, Dr. Mario thought outloud. “Yes! It’s dragon!” “What? What did I say again?” “3 for each team. Mr.Game & Watch vs Master Hand! Who is the cooooooooolest of all the trainers in the game?” “The guy in Viridian city that shows how to catch pokemon, of course…”, Master Hand sighed. “Yeah! 4 points for Johto, 3 for Kanto. Captain vs Jiggly! In which city can you cast the coooooooolest of all pokemon?” “Cinnabar…”, the Captain sighed. “That’s right! 5 well-deserved points for Johto and 3 for Kanto. Yoshi vs DK! According to (stupid) rumors, in which pokemon can Dragonite evolve into using a Fire Stone?” “Me!”, Yoshi explained. “Yeah! And by the way, DON’T TRY ANY YOSHI OR PIKABLU CHEAT AT HOME! THEY DON’T WORK! I hope that this (cough )very subtle message was understood by all readers. Thanks for listening. 5 Johto and 4 for Kanto. Zelda vs Ness! Which pokemon can you catch in the Power Plant?” “Zapdos!”, Ness answered. “Yes, 6 Johto and 4 for Kanto. Now, Pikachu vs Mewtwo!” “MissingNo, it’s useless, even if Pikachu gets it right, we win!”, Mewtwo exclaimed. “Yeah, you’re right… (gets angry) BUT IT TOOK ME AGES TO FIND QUESTIONS SO JUST LET ME… (calms down) Anyway… Which…” “Celine Dion, oops, I got it wrong!”, Mewtwo said, ironicly. “I’m so sad…” “OK, OK! Johto wins! Happy now? Sorry, Kanto, you’ll have to go to the tribal council tonight.” -In Kanto Island- “This time we should vote for Pikachu, he’s too strong.”, Mario told his alliance group.” “Yes!”, Peach agreed. “I say we vote for Pichu, because he’s too weak!”, Luigi proposed. “No, Pikachu!”, Mario persisted. “Pichu!” “Pikachu!” “Pichu!” “PIKACHU!” “PICHU!” “Guys, guys, I think we shall vote on our own tonight.”, Dr. Mario advised. “OK, but MY choice is doing what Mario says!”, Peach exclaimed. “He’s always right, so I agree with him.” “Thanks, dear…”, Mario told Peach. “At least, Yoshi, you agree with me, huh?”, Luigi asked the dinosaur. “Well, huh, I think that Mario’s right…”, Yoshi replied. “Doh! Mario, Mario, always Mario!” Luigi left the others, unhappy. Dr.Mario went away too, because he didn’t want to be part of the fight. He hated fights. He loved sick people though. “Now I think you know for who we vote!”, Mario said, winking at Peach and Yoshi. “Of course my dear, of course!”, Peach laughed evily. “Mwouhaha!”, Yoshi laughed. It was weird to see one of the most peaceful trio of all Super Smash Brothers Melee laughing that way… “Hey!”, Kirby told Link and Zelda. “I was wondering if you wanted me and Mr.Game to be part of your alliance.” Zelda and Link looked at each other and they nodded. “We agree.”, Link said. “Hurray!”, Kirby exclaimed. “You heard that, pal?” “Good!”, Mr.Game replied. “But I don’t know for who to vote…”, Zelda told them. “Me neither…”, Link added. “Why not Bowser?”, Mr.Game asked. “Bowser isn’t in our team!”, Kirby exclaimed. “Oops, I forgot! Anyway, these are only details!” “Are you sure?”, Pikachu asked. “Yes!”, Pichu replied. “I heard him saying I’m too weak! Waaaaaaaah!” “Don’t cry, don’t cry!”, Jigglypuff sang. “Lullaby… Lullaby… Let me sing for you a Lullaby…” “Sob… I like that song!”, Pichu said. “For your sake, Pichu, it’s the best thing to do.”, Pikachu confirmed. -Tribal council- “Hi, you have to vote someone out again…”, MissingNo sighed. “Mario, you’re up!” Minutes later… “Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to leave. I’ll read the votes. First vote, Mario.” “I’m mean, huh?”, Luigi taunted. Mario glared at him. “Second vote, Luigi.” “I’m mean, huh?”, Mario taunted back.Luigi glared at him, of course! “Third vote, Peach. Fourth vote, Peach.” “Is it you?”, Kirby whispered to Mr.Game & Watch. “Yeah.”, he confirmed. “2 votes Peach, 1 vote Mario and 1 vote Luigi. Fifth vote, Peach. Sixth vote, Peach.” “That’s mean!”, the Toadstool princess exclaimed. “We REALLY are an alliance.”, Link whispered to his friends. “We all voted for her!” “Seventh vote, Luigi. Height vote, Luigi. 3 votes Luigi, 1 vote Mario and 4 for votes Peach… Nineth vote, Luigi. Tenth vote, Luigi. Eleventh vote, Luigi.” “Uh-oh!”, Luigi worried. “An Ho-oh?”, Dr.Mario asked. “Where?” “AHEM! Twelth vote, Luigi. Second person voted out of the Kanto tribe, Luigi. Luigi, the tribe has spoken!” “Doh!”