What happens when you read one of Pet Rocks fan fics? This.


									What the?!
								   Misty's Boyfriend



	"I'm bored." Ash said.
	"Ok." Misty answered.
	"Misty, I love you." Ash said.
	"Wha? Oh, ok...WHAT!? I LOVE YOU, TOO!" Misty shouted, tackling Ash sending them into a nearby bush. Suddenly, all
their clothes fly out, and moans of pleasure are heard! Then, out of nowhere, stepped the almighty AUTHER!
	"I am MATTHEW! The almighty auther! I command Ash and Misty get out from behind the bush, and all their friends to 
see them!" So, as I am the almighty auther, they came out, while all the people they ever met snapped pictures.
	"AAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!" Ash and Misty both screamed.
	"Now, Ash, you love May, Brock loves Jessie, James loves Meowth, and Misty loves me!" So, it all happens like that.
	"Hey, Matthew, wanna get a soda?" Misty asked me.
	"As soon as *Wispers in her ear*" Said I. Suddenly, the ground shook and out popped daisy's with clouds on them, and
the sky turned a bright yellow, and it started raining purple cows.
	"P-U-R-P-L-E C-O-W-S says I!" Gary shouted randomly.
	"Now, everyone, dance like monkeys, and inhale bananas!" I commanded, and they didn as they were told. Soon, all the
bananas in the world had been inhaled, and monkeys everwhere invaded, trying to kill all the people, but randomly pink 
aliens from Pluto attacked with ray guns and bunny-launching bazookas, and waged war on the monkeys, and easily winning, 
and went home, but then everyone almost suffocated from the huge hole in the ozone layer that randomly appeared, and some 
police men rained down.
	"Matthew, you are under arrest for making random things happen!" Officer Jenny said.
	"NEVER! I command Misty to strip you all, and you show off to your girl/boyfriend, and then make world peace, while
me and Misty go for a nude soda!" I commanded. So, everyone got stripped by Misty, and they showed off, and then world
peace came, but terrorists came and destroyed the other World Trade Center, leaving a smoking pile of rubble. While all
this was happening, the world came to peace again, and no one needed to wear clothes because everyone had a boy/girlfriend 
or wife/husband! Me and Misty had our soda, and then I made one more command:
	"I command this to rewind itself, but leave this Misty with me and create a new one, and make Ash win the Pokemon
journey!" So all of the stuff happened.


How it ended:

Me and Misty lead an immortal life of making everyone lives weird.
Misty and Ash grew up, had 7 kids, and are still alive today at 94.
Jessie and James married, had 3 kids, and were murdered by Butch and Cassidy via Giovannis orders
May and Drew grew up, but were killed in a train accident, and never got to marry.
Brock and the Saffron City Nurse Joy married, and had 2 kids, and grew up to be grandparents, and are still alive at the
age of 96.
Max became one of the best Pokemon masters, second only to Ash. He never married, as he was killed by an explosion from a
dozen enemey Voltorb.

So, ALMOST everybody lived, ot live, happily ever after...


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So...yah. I read Pet Rocks storys too much. Anyway, I really enjoyed writing this, it was nice and funny.