Last time, we met our star, Crystal, she has gotten her first poke'mon. She 
invited her best friend, Sharon, to come with her on their quest to be Poke'mon 
Masters. So, any ways, back to Crystal......
 
 
    Ash waited impatiently for Crystal's return. His foot continued to go up, 
down, up, down. Misty, trying to stay calm, was cooking. Well, maybe to much. 
She made as much food as a buffet should have. Or, more than that. Each time she 
went to put food on the table, Misty had to put it on a chair, or some anonymous 
object. (I mean any anonymous object. Misty didn't mean to do this, but she put 
one tray on Ash's head.)
    "I can't take it any more!" he finally blurted out."That girl has been gone 
long enough! I say we call Officer Jenny."
    Misty looked at him. Ash's face was turning a maddening red. It made her 
want to run for cover. Fortunately, her legs were numb from walking back and 
forth. "Maybe she's having a hard time choosing," Misty suggested."You know how 
much she loves poke'mon."
    "But what if she's lost? Hurt? Confused? Crystal would know a strong lovable 
poke'mon when she see's one!"
    "Lost from going down the road? There is only five roads in the whole town. 
Hurt? Of course our jewel girl is going to get hurt from WALKING. Confused, 
yeah, from wondering why her father is going insane!"
    "Misty! You just can't help it!" Ash laughed that time."Maybe your right. 
Crystal is going to be safe. I'm glad I married you, Mist!"
    The couple hugged and they did the best they could to calm down. Misty, 
having nothing else to do with the extra food, fed it to the pokemon. Pikachu 
ate anything with ketchup on it. Or, if you prefer to hear this, he basically 
drank half from a bottle and got sick. Swellow(this is in the future, so Ash's 
Tallow evolved into Swellow.) ate, let's say stuff that crawls on the ground, 
some with wings, six legs, and *shiver,* eyes? (Misty, when cooking saw a bunch 
of insects crawl and fly in. She never thought she would do this again, but she 
took out her famous mallet and began to smash them. Disgusted by the sight of 
smashed insects, she put the bugs in the food. Yeah. I know. Gross.) Ash was 
doing his thing when impatient. Eating.(I'm surprised he's not fat..... Wait.... 
He exercises because Misty goes crazy about not exercising. That isn't funny.) 
Unfortunately, he didn't know what was.....within the food. *Lightning, evil 
laugh*. In result, Ash threw up, luckily, in the bathroom.
    "Eeek! That is GROSS, Ash!" Misty had said when she went to check how Ash 
was doing in the bathroom.
    Ash gagged in the toilet. " Maybe--" Gag."You should just go! Why did you 
have the choice of putting the bug poke'mon in the food? They're going to be 
guest here to celebrate Crystal's accomplishment! Bleh!"
    "Double gross."
 
    You think that was terror? No, Josie's and Jimmy's house was going mad. What 
do expect from descendants of criminals?
    Jessie and James were having their usually peaceful days now that they had 
children to carry out their evil deeds. Working in higher ranks in Team Rocket 
now, they had enough money to support their family. Sure, Jessie and James were 
happy just at that moment that day, until the kids came home from "training."
    Josie, Jimmy, and Meowth had just got back sweating. They tip-toed across 
the floor hoping no one would hear or see them. Just as they were quietly 
walking past the coat hangers, one of Josie's long blue pig-tails got tangled on 
a hanger and was stuck.(blue because, you know, James?) She tugged. It remained. 
Jimmy and Meowth didn't notice and kept going. Josie didn't see them go. The 
other two went on. When they were passing the living room, Meowth smelled 
poke'nip. It was. The cat poke'mon was very attracted to the plant immediately. 
He began to pur (if you call that purring...) loudly. Jimmy ran for cover when 
he heard footsteps. It was James."Meowth,"he started,"have you seen the kids? 
Jess is needing them at the moment."
    Meowth got out of daze.
    "Why?"
    "She just needs help in the kitchen. She's making spaghetti."
    "Funny. Jess neva makes spaghetti. Don't know how....."
    Then, in the background, James and Meowth here Jessie scream loudly that the 
spaghetti is attacking her."Help! Get off of me! I can BURN you all!!!"
    "Oh. Well, eh.... dare..... dare...... doin' some ting.........."
    "What?"
    "Dare..... a...... weeding! dats right! Weeding!"
    "That's funny. We don't have a garden..."
    "Eh, bye!" At that moment, Meowth ran off toward the yard. Meanwhile, Jimmy 
was relieved that his father didn't find him hiding in the closet."Wow.... That 
was close, sis..." Silence."Sis?" He looked to his side and saw obviously 
nothing. Oh no! he thought. If Mom and Dad finds Josie, we're BOTH dead! Then, 
he heard footsteps and voices."Oh, that's it! I'm not going to make spaghetti! 
I'll just order pizza."
    "The phone's out of order, remember?"
    "Now we can't eat anything!"
    "Don't worry. I'll just get some at Dominoes."
    "Good. Your shoes are in the closet." 
    Jimmy gasped as his father opened the closet door. It creaked slowly, as if 
to keep the boy in suspense. When James saw him, he crossed his arms, tapped his 
foot, and put his serious face on. This was going to be a large punishment for 
Jimmy. He had been eaves dropping."Hi."
    "You've got explaining to do, kid."
    "I... I..."
    Just then, they heard Jessie yell at Josie.
    "Miss Janet Josie Thorn!!!! Do you know what kind of hair this is? This 
hair, if you remember, gave you the key to win that Junior's Beauty Pageant! Now 
it's stuck there! Come on, let's get this off the hook! But, that doesn't mean 
you aren't missy!"
    James looked at Jimmy and told him to get to the kitchen where his mother 
was.
    "Well,"James said when they got there," someone's got explaining to do."
    The two kids glanced at each other, not knowing what to do. Jessie spoke up 
first."Wait. MEOWTH!!!!!!!!"
    The cat poke'mon came from the backyard, weeds in hand. "We're pulling out 
big ones!" He said with a grin. His grin faded when he saw both Jimmy and Josie 
sitting on chairs facing their parents."Well, eh, all done? Ha, ha?" The family 
exchanged glances and Jessie finally said,"Tell us everything this instant!"
    Jimmy, Josie, and Meowth told them everything. How they got beaten by the 
mysterious trainer with the Pikachu, the weird way it was a Pikachu, and 
anything in between. Jessie and James were surprise when they heard about the 
name "Crystal."
    "--so, there you guys go."
    "Please don't be angry with us!"
    "Ye! It's da toddla's fault!"
    "MEOWTH!!
    "Tell me this, did you actually meet a girl named 'Crystal?'"said Jessie.
    "Yeah."
    "You sure?" followed James.
    "I would assume so."
    "That.... no..... it can't be--"Jessie gasped.
    "----the TWERPS!!!" the parents said in unison."That's it! We're not having 
the second generation beat ours!
    "You bet, Jess. This is the moment! No more shame! You kids better get that 
kiddi twerp and her friends!"
    Jimmy, Josie, and Meowth looked startle. Meowth wouldn't hang out with 
losers again. "Well, I guess I'll be hangin out wit you guyz, bein ode."                                                  
"Don't think that, Meowth. Our Team Rocket is a threesome, not a twosome."
    "Meowth is hangin out wit da lozers again....."
 
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