DISCLAMER:I DON'T OWN POKEMON AND I AM NOT MAKING ANY MONEY OFF MY STORY.OK.

Two people have just been arrested by the police they where caught breaking in to a house stealing and other things.

The first person was a mr Gorge Fauker and his girl friend Alex Elight.Keep in mind that the story flashes on and off starting with Gorge Fauker.

Offcer "Now Mr.Fauker what did happen on Nov 6 2001?

Gorge "Please for the love of the big man call me Gorge."

Officer "Ok Gorge."

Gorge "Well the day started off with me going to a singles bar me and voltorb where out having a few drink's when this sexy lady comes my former girl freind Alex Elight.Well any way she came up to me and said.Hey baby want to go out and have some fun?I of couars said yhea lets start with a movie."

Officer "And what did you go to see?"

Gorge "We went and and saw Pokemon in love.


At this time a diffrent officer was talking to Alex.

Officer "Can you tell me Alex what did happen on Nov 6 2001?

Alex "Certanly.The day started off with me going to a singles bar with my cleffa.We had a drink and then we ran into this guy with a voltorb his name was Gorge my now current boy freind.he said to me Hey baby do want some alien love?I said no lets go see a movie how about the Poke Lovers now he was some what drunk at the time,during the movie he kept menching the purple bunnys.He said to me that one of the purple bunnys was humping my head.We left the the movie."


Back to Gorge.

Gorge "Ok after she said the purple bunnys where humping my whole body we left the movie's to find this crazy old dude who gave us this golden pokeball he said it would give us good luck."

Officer "The pokeball that was stolen from the museum earler."

Gorge "ah yhea........but we did't know that at the time.Well any way we went off with this pokeball and we notice all these people from TR where following us. so we just ignored them and kept going to her place."


Back to Alex.

Alex "Ok we had just left the movie when this dude gave us this golden pokeball.He told to take it will give us good love."

Officer "The stolen golden pokeball from the museum."

Alex "Yhea but we did't know that at the time.As we where walking we noticed some TR dudes following us we where headed to my place and thes dudes where following us."


Back to Gorge.

Gorge "Ok when these TR dudes where following us we decided to go to a hotel and we cheaked in and started to have it.We did for a cuple of hour's then we left the hotel and the TR people where out side they stoped us and wanted the golden pokeball.So we started to run from them.''


Back to Alex.

Alex "Well we decided to go to a hotel room because of these TR people following.We had our alein love and cheacked out.When we walked out side there was the TR people they stopped us and asked for the golden pokeball.Gorge said no.Then there was these gun shots and then a big explosin and we ran for our lives.They where chasing after us so we decided to borrow this guys car.Gorge hot wired it and we drove to the airport."

Officer "Our you sure he stole the car."

Alex "Yhea im sure he stole this guy car because after we started to drive away this one dude started to run after us on foot screaming out GIVE ME BACK MY TRUCK."


Back to Gorge.

Gorge "Well after she hijacked the car the dude was litterly running after us on foot yelling out all this shit to us so I took the wheel and Alex mooned him.When we got to the airportWe found this dudes creidit car so we decided to take this guy credidt card and get some ariline ticket's to go to Hawiie.So we parked out side the air port and this fat ass security gard stops us.She said we can't park our car there so I said well were never coming back so why don't you park my truck up your ass. And we walk inside"

Officer "Ok."She's writing it down.


Back to Alex.

Alex "Ok so after he said To park our truck up her ass.We walk inside the airport and go up to the ticket person and ask for two ticket to Hawiie and give her the credit card.She said that it wasent valid we ran like a dodrio out side to find our truck hade been towed away.So we started to my place when we got to my house we went up stairs."

Back to Gorge.


Gorge "Ok so when we got her house we got to her room to find her father siting on her bed.He was pissed off about us going out.He started to yell at us and a pokemon battle brock out.Alex won but then this dude called the police and she hit him over the head with this lamp,so we where running.We could see him holding his pistol and he was firing his gun at us.So we jumped out the window and the police come are now chasing us in ther car.Then we got arrestded"

Officer "Thank you i'lll be back shortly."She leaves the room.


Back to Alex."


Alex "And after he was done beating the crap out of my father with the lamp we started to run when the police where chasing us Gorge said lets kill the police we have to get our asses out of here.I said no if we kill the police we are going to get our asses thrown in to prison so we ran and then we where arrested."

Officer "Thank you ill be right back."She leaves the room and goes out side to find her partner wating for her.

Officer 1 "Well what did he tell you?"

Officer2 "He said she was drunk,they had sex,somthing about purple bunnys and TR wanting the stolen golden pokeball,stealing a car and her father trying to kill them,and he beating her father with a lamp.What did she say to you?"

Officer 1"Well she said somthing about him doing all of those thing only at the end with a pokemon battle.I don't know what there talking about thoe with purple bunnys"

Officer 2 "What do we do?"

Officer 1" We put them togther."

Five minutes later Alex and Gorge where in the same room.

Officer 1"Tell us who did who?"

Alex "Well it's not what we did it's who we are.Prepare for trouble"

Gorge "And make it dubble."

Alex "To protect the world from devistation."

Gorge "To unite all people within our nation."

Alex "To denouce the evils of truth and love."

Gorge "To extend our reach to the stars above."

"Jessie"

"James"The both throw off there costumes."

Jessie "TR blast off at the speed of light."

James "Surrender now or prepare to fight."

Oficer "What the hell are you two talking about? "

Jessie "Where TR and it looks like where running off again."The both run out of the room and out of the police station.

Officer "Ok.....................''








THE END.HOPEFLY NEVER TO START EVER AGAIN.



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