Meanwhile Brock was talking to girls too, only for a different purpose than of Misty. “How would you two lovely young ladies like to come back to my place an participate in a threesome?” he asked two lovely young ladies, apparently.

The two looked at each other and then back to Brock. “Pass” the two said at almost exactly the same time, one of them said it one tenth of a second after the other.

“Hey, I didn’t know you talked to girls like that. You usually do a much nicer G version of your speech when you hit on girls.” Brock heard a voice behind him say. He turned around and it was- “-Gary?” Brock asked.

“And your that one guy…Ash’s friend.” Gary said, not sure of Brock’s name.

“What are you doing here? Your not a loser.” Brock questioned him.

“So. I can still chill here. Now explain your self on your usual method of hitting on girls.” Gary stated.

“Oh. I only act ‘G’ when my friends are around. When they’re not in sight…I act like an American picking up chicks.” Brock explained.

“Oh…so where’s Ash?” Gary asked, looking around.

“He’s up on the balcony of that restaurant there.” Brock pointed to it. “And something truly romantic and serious might just take place there soon.”

“The Cardinals won the World Series!” a fan wearing all red ran by and shouted.

“Everything is going right for me. I’m a hardcore Card’s fan.” Gary said proudly. Brock frowned. “Yep. Life is just perfect right now for me. Meanwhile your friends with a pathetic loser.” Gary couldn’t help but point out, and then strutted away to the group of girls Misty was talking to earlier.

Misty entered the door to the restaurant. She walked up the stairs to where her destination was sulking. A new song then began playing over the loud speakers.

Misty walked on to the balcony where she found Ash leaning on the railing. He was still looking up at the sky. Pikachu noticed her, and knew what he had to do. He left his sitting position and wandered off to give the two alone time.

“Ashy? Uh I mean Ash?” she asked, to which she got a startled flinch from him. He turned around to see her, and smiled.

“Hey, Mist…what are you doing up here? Nothing but a loser in this part of location.” he said, continuing a forced smile.

“Yeah, but there’s a party going on just for you, the loser.” she said, walking up beside him to lean on the railing with him.

“I don’t want to be associated with that kind of party though.” he said, angrily, while looking away from her.

“Ash…there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you.” she started.

“What? That I’m an embarrassment to you? Your running away with Gary to be apart of his cheerleader squad? You have herpes?” he asked.

“No…” she said seriously, ignoring his three questions.

“Ok…what?” Ash asked. He saw how serious she was by looking into her eyes. Those ever hypnotic eyes she possessed.

“I love you. I am in love with you. Have been for years. And you need to know.” she finally revealed.

“Misty…I love you too. I never once thought you felt the same way. Even with all the obvious hints…I just thought I imagined it all. But now I realize that I didn’t. it’s for real.” he revealed in return. The two leaned in closer to each other, closed their eyes, and their lips met. The kiss started out slow, and grew more passionate. They made out on the balcony beneath a beautiful star filled sky

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me(‘Kiss Me’ by Sixpence None the Richer)

The people below all applauded, many of them going “Awww.” some with signs that read “AAML forever!”

The following morning, Ash lied in bed with Misty beside him. ‘Suddenly life was good again. I had myself a new girlfriend. The love of my life. The real prize on my journey had been attained. And I was going back home to see my mother. She told me she had a surprise. Sometimes things go from being terribly bad to awfully good in just a few hours. I intended things to stay that way…Good. I intended things to stay good, not go from bad to good. I assumed I knew what I meant the first time though.’ he narrated.

He got up and put a his robe and pikachu slippers on and walked out the door to his room at the hotel(resort) they were staying at. “Hey Ash, I saw you come back with a girl last night. Good job, buddy.” Brock caught him in the hall. He walked over to Ash and punched him in the shoulder, playfully of course.

“It’s more than just that. I actually-” Ash was cut off as he was about to explain even more about the girl he brought home.

“”I brought a chick home too. Her name is Dianna or Jill or something. what’s your girl’s name?” Brock asked, getting excited.

“Brock, I have to tell you something.” Ash said, getting quite scared of what he was about to tell his good friend. The male friend that would be over protective of the girl he was about to talk about.

“No time for words. Let me see her.” Brock pushed Ash out of the way and opened the door to his room.

“Brock-no!” Ash yelled. Now it was panic time as his friend saw the sight that made him panic.

“Oh-my-god! You bagged Misty?!” Brock asked, not so thrilled and not so quite. Many others staying at the hotel opened their doors to get a look at what was making so much noise. Many males walked by the room and whistled as they saw Misty under the covers.

“Well actually there’s more to it.” Ash was getting nervous. He had never been in that situation before. ‘Except for that time my mom found Brock in my bed with me one morning. I’d show you in a flashback, but things are running long with still much more to go. But in the end I explained to her that he got cold and needed more warmth, and it WAS the truth, sickos!’ Ash tells us through his mind.

“There better be. Cuz I still have that kid’s b-ball bat.” Brock threatened.

“Brock. Stop. It’s not what you thinks.” Misty walked out, preparing to defend her new boyfriend for what she hoped to be the first of many more opportunities to do so.

‘Now that Misty was my girlfriend, I was hoping she’d be fighting my battles, rather than start them.’ Ash thought.

“Ash and I confessed our feelings of love last night on a balcony, beneath the stars and moon.” Misty explained to him.

“And we didn’t sleep together…well we did sleep together, technically, but NO. we didn’t sleep with out our clothes on. Well I did because I was hot, and Misty was hot and I couldn’t keep it in. BUT we definitely didn’t do anything. I did it to my self. I mean, you say things now, Misty.” Ash stepped back for her to take over.

So she took over, trying to cover up his idiotic ramble. “What he means to say is we had a sleepover between friends and nothing more.”

“Ok so we’re all cool then. Let’s leave this trainer’s hotel in paradise and go to my small crummy town which smells like Gloom stench.” Ash spoke, and the three packed up their stuff and were on their way to the airport.

About an hour later the trio, plus Pikachu were in Pallet Town, walking to the Ketchum Residence. “Ash, should we tell your mother that we’re a couple now?” Misty asked him, while taking his hand in hers.

“What the? Oh yeah, were a couple.” Ash realized, and re-took Misty’s hand that he let go. “I don’t think it’s a good idea to tell her right away. She’s a very excitable person. It would be better if we ease her into it. Otherwise she’ll be buying his and hers stuff.” he told her.

“It’s gonna be hard to keep it in. I feel like telling the world right now.” she admitted. “Hey, where’s Brock?” she realized he wasn’t walking with them.

“Oh. He stopped awhile back to tie his shoes, where he started talking to this really hot girl.” Ash explained, on cue, Brock came running from behind.

“Run you fools, there’s an angry dad chasing me!” he shouted, grabbing his friend’s hands, and before you knew it, they were standing in front of Ash’s house.

The three…plus Pikachu, walked into the house. It was completely dark and silent. “Where is everyone?” Misty asked. Suddenly the lights turned on and many people jumped out from hiding places and shouted out “Surprise!” and sounded off noise makers.

Brock and Misty smiled, while Ash stood there, not too thrilled, a very emotionless face he expressed at the moment. “Your not surprised, sweetie?” his mom asked, her hands on her hips.

“I would be…if there weren’t thirty cars parked outside.” Ash said, and then we pan out side to see exactly thirty cars parked outside the house…well ok, there were really 27 cars…no, 25. Yep.

“Well the important thing is you’re here and it’s time to party.” Delia wrapped him up in a hug, practically lifting him off the floor. “Ok mom, your embarrassing me in front of everyone in town.” he blushed, separating himself from her grip.

“Actually, Old Man Bitter couldn’t make it.” Professor Oak mentioned.

“Are you two gonna hold in the exciting news any longer? I’m gonna explode.” Brock put his hands on his head.

“What are you talking…? Oh crap.” Ash remembered that Brock was not with them when he told Misty it would not be a good idea to tell his mom of the news.

“What? What’s going on?” Delia asked.

“Ash and Misty are boyfriend and girlfriend now. And I’m a friend with benefits.” Brock told her.

Delia began jumping up and down with joy, her face red with excitement. Ash and Misty began blushing profusely, and took each other’s hands in their fear of what might happen to them.

The crowd of people around them began shouting “Whooooo!” “You the man Ash, you the man.” a guy shouts out.

“Is this true? Does my little Ash-boy have a girlfriend? Does he? Does he?” she asked in baby talk to him, while pinching his cheek. “And Misty. You’re the unfortunate, I mean lucky girl that gets to spend the rest of eternity with my stubborn, angry, big hearted, dense, excited boy.” she picked up Misty and squeezed her tightly.

“Oh goody.” she said sarcastic, while also trying to breathe. She was eventually released from her new boyfriend’s mother, and fell to the ground in her weak stance.

“Now this party has another meaning. The celebration of Ash and Misty’s finally getting together. We’ve been waiting along time for this.” Delia said, and began jumping up and down once again.

“The whole town made bets on when you two would get together. It soon spread to the internet. People began writing stories about you guys.” Tracy said.

“Was I in any of them?” Brock asked. “You sure were.” Tracy answered.

“Do I get lucky in any of them?” Brock asked more. “In some, sure.” Tracy answered more. “All right. Way to go fictional Brock.” he pumped his fists.

Later than night, it was just the people that really mattered remaining at the party. Ash and Misty sat in a recliner together, Misty sitting on Ash’s lap. Professor Oak, Tracy, and Brock on the couch in that order, while Delia was in the kitchen washing dishes.

“Hey Ash, Misty, even Brock, I have an offer to offer you guys.” Sam(professor oak) said.

“I’m listening.” Brock said seriously, leaning in to him.

“As you all know I’m a work-o-holic.” he started.

‘He was not. Every time we left his lab, or when he sent Tracy out on a long voyage for something, he quickly went into slacker-party mode. He got out his bongs, alcohol, hookers, and did his thing. His favorite song in fact is ‘B.Y.O.B’ by System of a Down. He wasn’t fooling anyone. But we decided to all nod in agreement.’ Ash explains to us from his mind. Meanwhile everyone is nodding.

“I was offered a chance to take some time off in a town south of Viridian City. They agreed to pay for my place to stay in an apartment to relieve any kind of stress. They wanted me to stay there for a year. But I can’t just abandon my hookers-WORK. And it’s a three bedroom apartment, and since you three need a place to stay, and there’s no new journey in sight at the moment, perhaps you could take the chance to try this out.” he offered.

“…Wait…what?” Ash raised his hand, confused.

“Would you like to take a year off of doing everything and live in a town watching TV all day without a care in the world?” Sam asked.

“Oh yeah. That sounds fun. Guys?” Ash turned to Misty, and then to Brock. Misty kissed Ash on the lips as her response.

“Oh ew-ew. None of us were ready for that.” Brock said, disgusted.

“Thanks for ruining the moment, Brock. I hope you never find a partner.” Misty secretly cursed him inside.

“And I hope you don’t either.” Brock said, snapping his fingers as if he just won the argument.

“Just answer the question.” Misty rolled her eyes.

“Oh. Yeah. I’d love to use up some vacation time.” Brock shook Sam’s hand.

“Great. I’ll notify who ever I’m suppose to notify right away…tomorrow.” he said “Anyways. I’m going home. I’m tired.” he yawned. ‘time to go see my hoes.’ he thought.

“He says he’s tired. But he’s really gonna go back to work.” Tracy told them, completely blindsided by Professor Oak’s other life, and got off the couch to assist the professor to the car.

“He forgot his bong.” Brock realized, picking it up off of where Oak was sitting earlier.

“He’ll be back for it.” Ash said, Misty kissed him again.

“Ugh. Get a room. I mean don’t get a room. I’ll leave instead.” he said, and left.

“Odd.” Misty said, and then went back to kissing Ash. The two made out there in the chair, sweetly and softly.

Delia walked into the room to see the adorable sight. “Aww.” she said very quietly.

Ash and Misty continued kissing, when Ash moved his hand from her back down to her behind, and began rubbing the area. Misty started moaning. “Oh Ash.”

“OK! Stop stop stop.” Delia broke up the party. “There will be no hard core making out in this house. You kids hear me?” she said turning the lights on and off to get their attention.

“Sorry mom, we didn’t know you were looking.” he said, him and Misty both blushing.

“It’s ok. But the next time it happens your grounded.” she warned him.

“We’re definitely taking that offer now.” Ash whispered to his girlfriend, but his mom could hear him.

“Offer? What offer?” she asked, sitting down on the couch. “Oh, and could you two get off each other.” she added, much to the disappointment of her son and his girlfriend.

Misty sighed and got off of Ash’s lap, and moved on to the arm of the recliner. “Well mom. Professor Oak offered us a chance to take some time off from our poke’mon journey. Like a vacation.” Ash began.
“Yeah. That’s good for you. And you can get back to helping me out around the home like you did before you left to train your poke‘mans.” she clapped in anticipation.

“Actually, mom. He offered us a chance to live on our own in a town near Viridian City.” Ash continued his earlier explanation of the offer.

“Oh…ok.” Delia said sadly. She looked down to her lap, frowning.

“Sorry mom. But I need to live on my own for awhile and-” Ash couldn’t finish because his mom wanted to interrupt.

“Live on your own? You’ve been living with your friends for the last ten years it seems. I miss you around here. You have to stay here.”

“Mom. We’ll still see each other a lot. I tell you what. If a new journey doesn’t come round in the next year, I’ll move back here to Pallet Town.” he said, crossing his fingers behind his back.

“I tell you what. Whether a new journey comes along or not, your coming back here after your vacation.” she ordered.

“Fine.” Ash said, crossing his fingers once again.

“Good. Now get some sleep you two.” she said, getting up and rubbing Ash on the head. “but in different rooms.” she added.

Ash and Misty sighed and then started making out once again before going to bed.

The next morning after saying goodbye to everyone, Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu arrived in a town called ‘Sheasy Town’, south of Viridian. The town is pronounced like cheesy, only with a she in front of the eesy, all right?

“Looks like a nice place.” Misty commented, as they walked to their apartment complex. Brock was looking at the map, leading the way.

“I’m sure we’ll have many laughs here in this town. We’ll probably find some kind of coffee place or restaurant we’ll hang out daily, and meet some new friends, perhaps our neighbor, and go through some drama and joy in this place.” Ash said, as he put his arm around Misty.

“Here we are. Wishing Well.” Brock said, lowering his map as they were in front of the ‘Wishing Well’ apartment complex where they would be residing for the next year.

They got their keys to the place and went into their new home. Inside you walk in to the living room, with the kitchen to the left, and the hallway straight ahead. The bathroom was on the left side of the hall, a bedroom across from it, and another bedroom beside it. The master bedroom was at the end of the hall. And this sums up their apartment.

“I call the master bedroom!” Brock ran into his room and slammed the door.

“What’s that all about?” Ash asked.

“He probably has to…do…something.” Misty said, checking out the other rooms. “Which room do you want to share, Ashy?” she asked, holding his hand.

“I don’t care.” he shrugged his shoulders.

“No.” Brock came out of his new room. “There will be no sharing of rooms.” he said.

“Why not?” Misty asked, upset.

“Because, I like to sleep at night.” Brock replied.

“It’s not fair.” Ash crossed his arms in anger. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. A knock to the beat of ‘I like to move it.’

They answered the door to see a guy their age, with blonde hair, several scars spread across his face. He had a black eye, and chappy lips. He was tall, a few inches shorter than Brock. He was smiling a huge teeth showing smile. He was very muscular, a body builder in appearance. He wore a navy blue shirt, and navy blue jeans. He also wore navy blue gloves. And he had navy blue Nike’s on, with a Burger King Simpson’s watch.

“Hey their neighbor’s.” he greeted them, waving.

“Hi.” Ash/Brock/Misty said in unison.

“The name’s Bryan Neo, Namco Anderson. What’s your’s-es?” he asked, still grinning.

“I’m Brock.” “I’m Ash.” “And my name is Misty.”

“Misty? Your are burning hot. You know those girls you see on Girls Gone Wild?” he asked, starring at her with his tongue hanging open.
“Yeah.” Brock nodded, now drooling.

“You should be in one of those videos.” Bryan suggested.

“Thanks for the suggestion.” she rolled her eyes.

“Well come on. Introduce your selves.” he said, grinning once again.

“Um…we already did.” Brock replied, raising his eyebrows at him.

“Oh, well that’s good. Would you like to meet the rest of the cast?” he asked.

“Um…sure.” Brock continued raising his eyebrow.

“Wait here while I find my apartment.” he pointed to the ground, our three heroes were starring with interest at this interesting Bryan character. “Oh wait. My place is just across the hall from you.” he realized and went into get everybody.

“I think we should move.” Misty suggested.

“We’ve only known…Bryan is it? For ten seconds.” Brock told her.

Bryan reappeared in the hall with some new people. There was a girl, and two guys. “The boys here are my brothers and room mates. This is Fryon(fry-un)” Bryan introduced him. Fryon waved. He was a very shot guy, about 5’7, he wore a cow boy hat, and a green vest like Brock had on.

“And this guy here is Dumbon.” Bryan put his hands on his other brother’s shoulders. Dumbon was only wearing pants, no shirt, he was muscular like his brother. He had many scars around his body too, he looked as if he had sustained quite a few injuries. He had long hair that went down to his shoulders like a rocker.

“But you can call me Fire Ball. That’s the name I go by.” Dumbon said, winking at Misty.

“Fire Ball. Cool name.” Brock nodded, liking the name.

“And the chick here is my girlfriend, Stephanie.” he grabbed her ass, and then released and smacked her.

Stephanie was a brunette with tanned skin. She was a shorty too, only about 5’4. But her breasts were about a full C, with a killer body.

She started giggling. “Bryan no, not in front of our new friends.” she continued giggling. Then Bryan started chasing her down the hall.

Ash, Misty, and Brock were wide eyed, watching them run. “That was interesting.” Misty was the first to speak.

Bryan and Stephanie eventually returned, laughing, when they subsided, Stephanie spoke “I go by Steph though. It saves time. One syllable instead of three.” she said.

“Can I call you ‘Hottie?’” Brock asked, checking out Stephanie.

“That works too.” she laughed. “Your so funny.” she said next, and laughed some more.

“Yeah, my girlfriend’s a slut.” Bryan joined her on laughing.

“What you say? I couldn’t hear because I was laughing.” she asked him.

“I said my girlfriend is a sweet girl.” he replied.

“Aww.” she grabbed him and kissed him hard.

“So. Do you want us to show you around town?” Fryon asked.

“Maybe later, we need to get some rest. We just spent along time un-packing, and the travel has worn us down too.” Misty said, yawning.

“But Misty, we never un-packed.” Ash said, to which Misty quickly covered his mouth with her hand.

“Let’s go rest guys.” she said, and then grabbed Brock and Ash by the ears, and pulled them back into the apartment.

“What was that about?” Brock asked, rubbing his ear.

“I don’t want to hang out with those goonies. They’re all weird and stuff.” Misty explained.

“Oh well. I’m sure we’ll get to know them in the next episode.” Ash said, looking at the schedule for this story.

‘It was going to be a great new life here in Sheasy Town. Living with my friends in an apartment, a taste of life to come when I’d have to settle down in the future. Taking a year off is perfect for my body and my mental status as well. Not to say a stay-at-home life wasn’t going to be a challenge, but sometimes we need a break from doing work, whether it’s school, college, or work. Our new neighbors are sure to make things exciting as things move along. A new girlfriend is definitely going to make things interesting as well. It’s time to see what non-pokemon trainers experience. I’m ready for the challenge.’

Ash, Misty, Pikachu, and Brock are now each lying out in a green grassy field on a hill, it was a crystal clear blue sky up above him. Brock lied a few feet away from his friends. Pikachu was next to Ash’s head, while Misty had her head rested upon his chest.