I Love You

by pet_rock

Ash, Misty and Brock were walking through the forest, trying to get
the next city with a gym. Misty was drinking a soda that they had
recently bought from the last city, when Ash suddenly stopped walking.

"Ash, why did you stop?" Misty asked him.

"I love you." Ash said quickly.

Misty's eyes bugged out as she spat out the soda that had been in her
mouth. "Excuse me?!" she yelled, with confusion evident in her voice.

"I love you." the boy repeated, with the same intensity.

Misty and Brock exchanged confused looks.

"Er..Ash.." Brock began nervously, ready to ask what had possessed Ash
to suddenly tell Misty this.

"Ash..Why..?" Misty began.

"Because you are the most wonderful girl in the world..."

"I know that!" Misty cried in exhasperation, "but why did you suddenley tell
me this right now?!"

"Because my love for you is so strong that I could not contain it for another
moment! " Ash cried out melodramatically, hoping that Misty would be impressed
with his display.

Misty rolled her eyes at Ash. "Ash, don't take love advice from Brock."

"How did you know?"he asked.

Misty sweatdropped. "I just do..." she said a little impatientley.

"That's another thing I love about you you're so perceptive" Ash said dreamily,
wondering why the author was making him act so out of charachter.

Misty looked uncertain for a moment. *I can't believe I'm doing this..* she
thought to herself as she tackled, then glomped Ash.

Suddenly a lady, about Brock's age appeared on the scene. She was about 5'10"
and she looked like a supermodel. Her eyes shimmered beautifully and she
was perfect in everyway.

James and Brock, and even Ash rushed to her so they could glomp her.

Pet_rock grinned to herself, wondering why she didn't write a self insert fic
sooner.

Misty looked at the author in annoyance when she saw Ash glomping onto
pet_rock.

"Hey! What about me!" she cried out in annoyance.

"Ash, go back to Misty!" Pet_rock cried. "This is supposed to be an AAML!"

"But you're perfect in every way..." Ash said, feeling a little naseous at what
the author was making him say. He wasn't really acting out of choice. The evil,
(but perfect in every way possible) author was writing these lines into his
mouth.

"Ash, go back to Misty or I'll make you kiss Jessie." pet_rock said, laughing
evily, as she thought of the possibilities.

Ash really wanted to bail at that moment, but the author was in the feeling for
writing in an exotic pairing. *You wouldn't do that to me..* Ash said to
pet_rock, "I'm too kawaii!"

"Hey, what am I doing here?!" Jessie asked as she was written into the scene.

"Jessie..." Ash said with a red face, "Would you go out with a younger guy?"

"Only if it's you.." Jessie said, not liking where this was going. She would
have loved running away, screaming into the night, but she was under forces
beyond her control.

"Oh Jessie!" Ash cried.

"Oh Ash!"

The two kissed passionately. It was love!

Misty looked naseauted. "Ugh!"

"Hey, Why aren't *you* under my control?!" pet_rock asked Misty in great
annoyance.

"Because I have broken free from your evil spell!" Misty proclaimed. She ran
up to Ash and pulled him from Jessie's love grip.

"Oh Jessie, separation from you widdles my heart into nothing!"

"Now, how do I break this stupid spell...?" Misty yelled, after malleting Ash
for sounding so corny.

"A kiss..." pet_rock suggested.

Misty rolled her eyes at pet_rock. "How original." she said sarcastically.

James and Brock, who were still glomping onto pet_rock, were looking at Misty
with pleading eyes.

"Aright! Alright! I'll kiss him!" Misty groaned in annoyance. "But if he says
one word about cooties, I'm handing him back to you!" Misty said, crossing her
arms in front of her chest.

"He's only a year younger than you." pet_rock smiled.

"No, he's two years younger than me! I'm way more mature than him!"

Pet_rock's grin grew wider. "Fanfic writers choose your age...and I'm making
you eleven!"

At that instant, Misty growled and kissed Ash.

"I'm sorry Misty, but my true love is Jessie..." Ash said sadley.

"Hey!" she yelled at pet_rock. "I thought this would cure him!"

"It did." pet_rock said simpley, dissapearing in a flash of light.

James started to run away, when he saw Jessie, looking very confused and
disoriented.

"Hey! Jessie! C'mon!" he cried, pulling on Jessie's arm insistantly.

"No, James...I've found the man who has captured my heart. He has been so close
to me all this time and I've finally realized just how much I love him!"

Ash grinned widely as he turned to Jessie with a smile on his face.

"Oh brother..." Misty groaned.

"Oh, Jessie!" he cried, rushing to her.

"Oh my love!" Jessie cried, running to him.

"I love-!" Ash started, until he realized that Jessie and Brock were hugging
each other lovingley.

Ash sighed sadly when he realized he had lost his first true love. At least he
could try the next best thing. "Hey, Misty..."

He didn't get to finish because he was too busy making out with Misty.

James just ran, screaming into the night. "Those people are CRAZY!" he howled,
after stopping for a moment to put on his favorate pink pumps, so he would not
look unfashionable even in a crisis.

THE END

I'm sure most of you are saying FINALLY! ^_^
That fic was...interesting for you I hope...::sweatdrops::


THE END