I heard a few jokes and I'm just retelling you guys them! I just Added 
Ash and Misty! 


Ash N Misty Page of Jokes 
Told by Pikablu7001

    The first week after being married
   Ash said...I don't know why you wear a bra;
   you've got nothing to put in it.
   Misty said...You wear briefs, don't you?

                   The next two months 
            
  Misty said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
   Ash said...It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

                    The next few months 
  
   Ash said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted
   to make love to you in the worst way.
   Misty said...Well, you succeeded.
 
                      The year after

   Ash said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
   Misty said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

                       Another year later 

    Ash said... What have you been doing with all the
   grocery money I gave you?
   Misty said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

                       2 years later

     Ash said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
   Misty said...Okay, but if you get home before I do,
   leave the hallway light on.

                        2 Months After

   Ash said... Why don't you tell me when you have an
   orgasm?
   Misty said...I would, but you're never there.

                         A day after

   Ash said..."Hey Mist, let's stop doing that same boring Position  And try something different tonight?"
     Misty said... "Ok, I'll sleep in the bed while you sleep on the couch" 

End! 

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