(o^_^o) Title: Pick up lines Author: Pikablu Type: genal Note: I heard some pick up lines from my cousins...Also I don't own pokemon! One day, Brock felt very alonly and need to find a way to win a girls heart! Ash was sitting by the burning fire holding his new girlfriend, Misty. Brock: Hey Ash, I um...Need to talk to you! Ash: OK, I'll be back Misty Misty: Don't be out long. Ash: I won't ::kiss:: Misty: ::kiss:: Brock and Ash walks to the middle of the woods Ash: So what do you want Brock? Brock: How do you do it? Ash: sex? ::Blushes:: Well, First you... Brock: NO, I mean How do you get girls to like you? Ash: Well, why do you want to know? Brock: I'm tired of being alone! Ash: Oh I see, ok first lets try some pick up lines! Ash: Ok let start: Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Brock: That sounds good...but what if it don't work! Ash: Fine...Try this one: Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] Brock: Even BETTER! Ash: Let me name some pick up lines…The one you like is the one you say to a girl! Brock: OK! Ash: Let me see…If you want her to be in a sexy mood, if you know what I mean then say….Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? Brock: Love that one! Ash: Would you let me finish! Brock: Sorry! Ash: Ok now...Here's one!... Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway Brock gives Ash a dirty look Ash: what? Brock: that was a very bad Pick up line I ever heard! Ash: OK, Ok sorry…Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? Brock: Um...so-so It's alright Ash: LET ME FINSIH! My name's Brock. That's so you know what to scream. My name's Brock, but you can call me "lover." Brock: No I tried them! Ash: Ok, I GOT IT... Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart or This one... If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together! Brock: Nice one! Ash: I got it... ULTIMATE PICKUP LINE Brock: GO ON! Ash: Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it. I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax. We go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable. So we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married. I get a promotion; you get a promotion; we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom; but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful. The sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar. You throw me out (justifiably so), and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. So, for God's sake, if you dance with me, and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. Brock: You know what… I noticed something Ash: What's that? Brock: You suck on pick up lines! Misty fell for you cuz of luck! Ash: Um…No! Well, Hey look at it this way, I have a girl and you don't! Brock: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ASH! ::Ash runs away along with Brock:: Comments? Flame? Ideas for me? Pikablu7001@aol. com