Tuesday August 19, 2003

Okay. I’m continuing this. I have no idea how long it’ll be. I’m guessing around a total of 7 parts (including Prologue and Epilogue) Hope you like!
      Pikachu was still sitting on his mini lawn chair and drinking Mountain Dew. The Trainer that was arguing about his outfit finally had it on. Ash had on his sneakers, blue jeans, belt, black shirt, and hat and was putting on his vest. Brock had everything on already and Misty was busy putting her hair in the usual ponytail seen on the show. The stage crew was doing last minute adjustments. The director called Pikachu over.
    “Come on Pikachu. We’re going to start filming. WHERE’S THE NARRATOR??!!” The director called. Then he started talking to Pikachu again.
    “Get up on set. I’ll yell for the others to get up there,” the director said. He called to them and told them to get on the set. The narrator was just behind the camera and had the script in his hand.
    “Okay. ACT-ION!” The director yelled. The narrator began reading from the script.
    “As our heroes continue to Olivine City, we find them being remarkable idiots who tap-dance to scare off flying pigeons…”
    “CUT!” The director yelled. “WHO CHANGED THE SCRIPT??!!” The director yelled. Ash and Misty were laughing so hard from what the narrator had said that they couldn’t even speak. The director stormed off and got the correct script.
    “Good thing I make copies,” He said. “Okay ACT-ION!” He yelled. The narrator started to speak again.
    “As our heroes continue to Olivine City, we find that they are bearing…WHAT?!” The narrator said. Ash and Misty had been trying to keep a straight face but burst out laughing again.
    “CUT! Can we all act like mature people here? Okay. ACT-ION!” The director yelled. The narrator got through his part finally. Then the Trainer who had been arguing what to wear jumped out in front of them.
    “I CHANGE YOU INTO A BATTLE!” He yelled.
    “CUT!” The director yelled again. He was getting frustrated. “You are being paid to ACT not to GOOF!” He yelled with his eyes wide. “Let’s try it again shall we?”
    “Okay. Sorry,” The Trainer said.
    “Okay. ACT-ION!” The director yelled yet again.
    “I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!!!!” The trainer yelled.
    “You’re on!” Ash replied. The narrator read again.
    “Ash has now been challenged to a battle in which he will lose his Banana Cream Pie to an angry Walrus who’s bent on destroying the world with a toothpick…” The narrator said.
    “CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The director shouted. He was really getting upset. “From now on, I’m going to read the script before you do okay??!!” He shouted to the narrator. He nodded.
    “Now, let’s try again,” He said.
To be continued…
You like? I cracked up when I read the whole thing. Review!