Ash and Tenchi Muyo

 

"Ayeka, stop spying on me! I'm trying to take a shower!" Tenchi yelled. But 
instead of Ayeka, it was Ryoko, up to her sneaky tricks. "I see you, Tenchi…" 
she smiled. She had disappeared under the floor now, and she could pop up 
anywhere. Tenchi slipped on a light jacket and walked carefully down the hall. 
Sasami was down the hall, hearing Tenchi scream bad words about Ryoko. She was 
used to hearing Ryoko say bad things, but not Tenchi. "Hey Tenchi what's the-
Ahhhhhhh!" An arm reached up and grabbed her leg! Washu and Ayeka ran into the 
hall. "STOP IT RYOKO!" Ryoko rose from the floor, as Ayeka stared at her in 
anger. "You're still trying to impress Tenchi? Well it sure isn't going to 
work!" Ryoko glared at her. "Ha! Like you could impress him?" "I could if I 
wanted to!" "I bet you couldn't!" And so that's how the impress-Tenchi showdown 
began…

 

"Nurse Joy, can you heal my Pikachu? He looks a little tired," Ash Ketchum said. 
Nurse Joy studied Pikachu, who looked worn out from battling against Gym Leader 
Roy. "Sure Ash! I think he's just hungry." She smiled. Brock then said, "Wanna 
go out for pizza Nurse Joy?" This Nurse Joy wasn't sweet like the others. "No, 
you jerk! Now beat it before I call the COPS!" Brock felt so assaulted he cried 
as Misty dragged him away: "That's why yo' mama so fat I could slap her leg and 
ride the waves." Nurse Joy kept on screaming. Ash had arrived at Noctowl city, 
North of the Masaki Shrine where Tenchi lived. He'd always wanted to meet Tenchi 
in person. And now he could! Ash couldn't wait to meet Tenchi. He knew Tenchi 
would be relaxing with all the girls…

 

"I DON'T LIKE ANY ONE OF YOU MORE THAN THE OTHER ONE!" cried Tenchi. Washu, 
Mihoshi, Sasami, and even Ryo-oki sighed as Ayeka fixed a large dinner for 
Tenchi. Ryoko just glared. "Ha! I'm better than some dumb barbaric space 
pirate." That heated Ryoko up. "Well, I'm not some sissy princess!" "I'LL SHOW 
YOU SISSY!" The fight began.

"Ash, your Pikachu is ready. Good luck on your journey to the Masaki Shrine." 
"Thanks, Nurse Joy." Brock looked angry as Nurse Joy cried from behind them, 
"AND GET YOUR STUPID FRIEND AWAY FROM MY TWIN SISTERS OR I'LL CALL THE NAVY!" 
"You'll never eat any pizza with her, Brock," Misty said, tugging Brock away by 
his ear again. "Like I'll really want to eat pizza with a woman who had a fight 
with some scissors." Misty laughed. "That's the first time you've hated a girl." 
Brock yelled at Nurse Joy's center: "Yo' center so ragged the dust can't squeeze 
in." Nurse Joy wasn't done. As Brock left Nurse Joy said: "Open your eyes, you 
freak." And they began to fight. Ash dragged Brock away as Nurse Joy was pushed 
back into her center. They saw the shrine rise up in front of them. And then 
they heard a loud scream. "Hurry! Let's go see what that was!" Ash cried.

 

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My hair!" screamed Ayeka. "Let me gooooo!!!!" "You wanna be 
bald?" asked Ryoko. "Say, "Ryoko is better than me." Ayeka screamed. "NOOOOO!!!" 
"Say it!" "RYOKO IS BETTER THAN ME!" Ryoko let go of Ayeka, as soon as Ash, 
Misty, and Brock busted in the door. Brock and Misty blushed, but Ash cried: 
"WHO SCREAMED IN HERE?" Everyone just stood there, shocked. "Who are you? And 
what are you doing at the Masaki Shrine?" "I'm Ash, and I've been dying to meet 
you!" Ash ran up to Tenchi. "How do you-Hey!" Brock pushed him out of the way. 
"Get all the girls?" "They just come," Tenchi said. Brock yanked a notebook out 
of his pocket and wrote: "Just come." "And why-ouch!" Misty pushed Brock this 
time. "Hi, Tenchi," she blushed. "Oh, noooo…" wailed Tenchi. "Another girl…" 
Misty ran after Tenchi as he ran. Ayeka after Misty, Ryoko after Ayeka, Brock 
after Ryoko, Ash after Brock, and Pikachu after Ash. "Help!" screamed Tenchi. 
"Leave him alone he's mine!" cried Ayeka and Ryoko together. "Come back, 
ladies!" yelled Brock. "No Brock, come back!" shouted Ash. "Pikachu!" cried 
Pikachu. The chase kept on until everyone was too tired to go on. 

"Ash, I wish I were you, so I wouldn't have to run from girls," Tenchi sighed. 
Brock sighed. "I wish I were him…" Ash, Misty, and Brock walked off.  Actually, 
Ash was dragging both Misty and Brock by their ears. "Good bye! Maybe we'll meet 
again someday!" Tenchi called. All three of them sure hoped so.

The End