Luad San Afer, to be you Disclaimer: ::looks in planner:: I should own Pokemon in the year 7100, but until then, I just don't got the money. Age: Ash: 15 Misty: 15 Brock: 19 On with the story..... Today we find our heroes resting near a slow running lake. The sky blue, the breeze gentle. Ash was dreaming of his next adventure, Misty dreaming of Ash, and Brock, well we all now what Brock's dreaming about. "Man, what a dream", Ash said as he sat up and stretched. He then crawled over to Brock and woke him up. "What's wrong Ash, I was having the best dream..." Brock said as he sat up. "We need to get going, its 1 already, our afternoon break is over, I'll wake Misty, you make breakfast", Ash said while standing up and taking another huge stretch as he walked over to Misty. "Hey, Mist, time to get up, lunch will be done soon" Ash said while shaking Misty. "5 mins, I'm having the best dream", Misty said as she rolled over in her sleeping bag. All of a sudden Misty felt as if her sleeping bag was moving, she looked up to see Ash dragging her towards the lake. "Ash, NO, quit it, I'm up, I'm up", Misty screamed as Ash threw her into the lake, sleep bag and all. Because of all the weight Misty went straight to the bottom before getting out of her sleeping bag, and making her way to the top, on her way up she noticed something shinny in the lake bed, she turned around and went to get it. She was just about to run out of air when she finally got to the top. Brock was shaking his head in disbelieve at what Ash had just done, while Ash stood laughing by the lake. "Well now you've had a bath", laughed Ash. Misty immediately threw the thing she'd picked under the water at Ash. "Take that you retard", yelled Misty. It hit Ash right on the head. "Ouch, hey, its all your fault for not getting up when I said", Ash said while picking up the object. It had the words Luad San Afer indented on it. "Wow, what's this". "My fault, what do you mean MY...huh, what's what?" Misty asked while glancing at the object. "Hey, Brock, come take a look at this", Ash said while studying the object. "What is it Ash?" Brock asked as Ash handed him the object. "If I knew I wouldn't have asked you to come over", said Ash. "Well where did you find it?" asked Brock as he read the writing. "I found it", said Misty, "At the bottom of the lake, is it old?". Brock kept reading the writing over and over to himself, he knew he'd seen it somewhere before. "Yes, I am sure its very old, when we get to town I'll have someone look at it", Brock said as he handed it back to Ash, while still chanting the words Luad San Afer in his mind. "Hey let me see", Misty said while she and Ash studied it. Brock at this moment remembered what it meant, but it was to late. "Luad San Afer", Ash and Misty said in union. "NOOOO", Yelled Brock, as he saw Ash and Misty's bodies literally go through each other, there eyes were closed for a while, they had switch bodies. Brock remembered that those words Luad San Afer meant "To be you", When they said those words in union it had activated the device, meaning Ash and Misty had now switched bodies. They gasped. "I'm YOU", They yelled in union. (From now on when I say Misty its Misty in Ash's body, and when I say Ash I mean Ash in Misty's body) "OH NO, I'm Misty", yelled Ash. "And I'm Ash" Yelled Misty. "YOU IDIOTS, don't you know what "Luad San Afer" means", Brock yelled angrily. Ash and Misty just shook their heads. "It means To Be You, that thing that Misty found is a Couce", Brock said calming down. "A crouce?", Asked Ash. "Yes, its a Pokeopilas word for "change", if anyone wanted to be someone else, all they'd have to do is have the person say Luad San Afer at the same time as them, and they would be in each others bodies for the next week", explained Brock. "Week, I have to be Ash for a week", Yelled Misty while clutching her head (well actually Ash's head). "Grr, well its not going to be easy being a scrawny brat like you either", laughed Ash. "Guys, your going to have to learn to co-operate for the next week", brock said while starring at them. "OH NO, Ash there's something I think you should know...." Misty said timidly. As soon as Ash heard Misty say this he realized what she meant. "What, no, Misty Please, I can't handle your...I DON'T EVEN WANNA SAY THE WORD" yelled Ash. Brock knew that they were talking about Misty's period, and burst out laughing. "Well, Ash if you make it through this alive, your a tougher man then me", Laughed Brock as he walked back to camp. "Ash, do you have any idea what you have to do?", asked Misty. "NO, I'M A GUY, OF CAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS", cried Ash. After lunch Misty explained everything to Ash, his head was spinning with all the junk he had to remember about being a girl, he even had Misty's voice. Misty couldn't get used to the idea of Ash's body or voice either. But they knew they had to live with it for the next 7 days. After lunch they set off again Ash couldn't believe he was a girl now, he kept putting his arms around his waist as not to show his belly button. "Ash, will you quit that, if you jake up my body, I'll kill your body", Yelled Misty. "Oh, come on Misty, you can't say it doesn't feel weird to be in ash's body", Laughed Brock. "Yes it does feel weird BUT its not funny". at this point she shot Ash and evil look. "WHAT?! I'm not doing anything, I hate this body, it doesn't feel right", Ash ssaid while lowering his head worried. "And I suppose you think your body fits me perfectly", growled Misty. about half an hour later they entered Jason town, and lucky for ash there was no gym, so misty couldn't mess up his chances. "Lets get to the Pokemon center", Brock said while practically floating at the thought of Nurse Joy. Nurse Joy greeted them as they entered the Pokemon center. "hello there, I suppose you needs some rooms?" asked Nurse Joy as she lead them to two rooms. "You boys can stay in this room, and you miss can stay in that room". "OK", Ash and misty said in union as Nurse Joy walked away, then turned to each other. "I don't trust you Misty", Ash growled. "I don't trust you either" Misty growled back. "Fine, if you don't trust each other, share that other room, I don't wanna hear the fight, good night", said Brock as he closed his door, and locked it. Ash and Misty stared at each other for awhile, then walked to the other room, at this time nurse Joy walked down the hall. "Excuse me, where are you going", asked Nurse Joy, who was confused to why they were walking to the same room. "Oh we are just going to our room" Ash said sheepishly. Nurse Joy smiled, "Oh, I see, you two are a couple.....right?", laughed Nurse Joy. "Emmm, YEAH, that's it, GOOD NIGHT", Misty said as she shoved Ash into their room. "I can't believe we had to pretend we were a couple just to get into this room", Misty said with a heavy sigh. "I know...lets just get some sleep", Ash said as he flopped on the bottom bunk. "EXCUSE ME MISTER, your in my body ya know", yelled Misty. "Ya so?" Ash said while curling over. "SO, TAKE A SHOWER, A GIRL MUST TAKE A SHOWER EVERY nHT, AND SINCE YOUR NOW A GIRL, GO TAKE A SHOWER, THAT'S MY BODY, AND I NEED A SHOWER" ,yelled Misty. "But I'm too tired", yarned Ash "And I really don't care", shouted Misty. "Ok Ok I'll take a stupid shower gees" Ash said as he stood up and walked to the bathroom..... to be continued. So how did it sound? Right everything in reviews. Keep looking for the next chapter, which will probly be titled as "Day Two, The worst day of my life"