chapter 1:Team Rockets New Friends Disclaimer: you know the drill i don’t own pokemon Once again we find Ash, Misty, and Brock lost. “Well, thank you Ash, for once again leading us into the middle of NO WHERE”, said Misty sarcastically. Ash growled at Misty’s remark. “Guys, please don’t start arguing, I’ll do anything”, said Brock pleaded. “Well, Misty needs to watch what she’s saying!”, replied Ash snarling. “I what....” But Misty was cut off by laughter. It was Jesse and James. “Huh... oh no not you again, do we have to go through the whole motto?”, Ash asked angrily. “Sorry Twerp, its tradition “, laughed Jesse, jumping from a tree branch. “So you’d better prepare for trouble. “And while you at it make it double”, said James Jumping from a tree branch, and landing with a bounce. “To protect the world from devastation “ replied Jesse standing on James back. “To unite all people within our nation”, said James, slowly falling to the ground, while anime sweat drop appeared on the side of Ash, Misty, and Brocks heads. “To denounce the evils of truth and love”, Jesse said helping James up “To extend our reach to the stars above”, James said with a sigh of relief. “Jesse” “James” “Team rocket blast off at the speed of light” “Surrender now or prepare to fight” “MEOWTH THAT’S RIGHT” Yelled a cat like Pokemon When Jesse and James finished they noticed they Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu were sitting on the ground, eating sandwiches and drinking water. “Hey what do you think this is, snack time”, yelled James “Well we’ve heard it all before”, Ash said sounding bored. “Grrrrrr, get up now or...”, Jesse was cut off by someone walking in the clearing. It was a girl and boy about Brocks age. The girl was wearing a tub top with a big familiar red R on it and white shouts with a belt made out of red R’s, she had red hair, much like Misty’s and blue-green eyes. The boy had a t-shirt with a big red R on also. His white pants also had a belt made out of red R’s, he had Black spiky hair, much like Ash’s and brown eye’s. “So you are the Team Rocket failures, we’ve heard so much about” said the girl with a huge smirk on her face. “who are you to call us failures”, snarled Jesse. “We just happen to be the newest members of Team Rocket, and my name is Cristy Waterflower”, said the girl, looking proud of herself. “ DID YOU JUST SAY WATERFLOWER”, screamed Misty jumping in. ”OF THE CERULEAN CITY WATERFLOWERS!”. “Yeah, got a problem, little girl?”, Cristy replied “No way, I am Misty Waterflower, I must be...related to you!”, cried Misty “no I can’t!” “One of the twerps has got family members in Team Rocket?”, James said to Jesse. “Ahm, like I was saying, and This is my partner....” “Kay Ketchum”, he finished. “No way, you must be related to me”, Ash yelled. “Thats imposable...isn’t it??” “Jesse, both twerps have got a family member in Team Rocket!”, James said looking astonished. “Wow, who would of thought you guys had thieves for family members”, Brock said laughing like crazy. Ash and Misty looked at each other, then at Brock. “Yeah, its real funny!”, they yelled at the same time. “Jesse, James, the boss sent us to help you capture that Pikachu”, Kay said happily. “Hey, em...Cristy, since your a family member...want to forget about capturing Ash’s Pikachu?”, Misty asked sheepishly. “Well, now that you mention it, NO!”, said Cristy “Alright, boy, hand over the Pikachu or loose the battle!”. “Believe me, I won’t be the one loosen!”, Ash said snarling. “Go Pikachu, ThunderShock now!”. “Go Horesea”, Cristy Yelled throwing her Pokeball into the sky. “Water gun!” Since water conducts electricity Horsea was K.O.ed in a matter of seconds. “And they call us faliures?”, Jesse said eyeing Cristy out the side of her eye. “Grrrr bad strategy, bad strategy.... I think I caught CFS (Cronic Faliure Syndrom for those out there have never read “Extreme Pokemon”)”. “My turn.....GO Vaporeon”, kay said Throwing a White Pokeball with a red R on it. “ Yay...GO VAPOREON”, yeld misty totally forgetting she should be rooting for Ash and Pikachu. “Vaporeon first water gun that girl.......she’s getting on my Nerves” “Grrrrrr Ash kick his butt”, Misty said standing there dripping wet “ Pikachu agilatly, tackle vaporeon”. Just as Pikachu Tackled Vaporeon Cristy jumped in and bagged Pikachu. “Pikachu is ours!!”, Cristy and Kay said suddemly vanishing into thin air. “They got him....they got pikachu”, Jesse and James said staring in amazment. “Pikachu......PIKACHU”, screamed Ash........... Will Ash find Pikachu......Will Cristy and Kay hurt Pikachu......Will ahs and msity ever get together (OOPS getting off subject) find out in chapter 2.......write comments....flames......questions in review I’ll start chapter 2 ASAP (In other words NOW) (o^_^o) ((^_~))