WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT, AND IS NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF SEVENTEEN! IF YOU ARE UNDER SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ALSO, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF SEX IN POKEMON, THIS IS YOUR WARNING! EVERYONE ELSE, PLEASE ENJOY. Lightning flew across the sky as rain and hail pelted the rock roof of the cave Ash and Misty decided to take cover in. “I said we should stay at the Pokemon center, but somebody wanted to see famous Kabuto habitat!” “I didn’t ask you to come with!” Ash, Misty and Brock had stopped in Fossil Town, a small town known for its Kabuto habitat just five kilometres away. If you drove, it was fast, but if you walked, you got a chance to see if the rumours of rare and mysterious Pokemon were true. Brock decided to flirt with Nurse Joy, and Ash wanted to see the Kabuto. Misty, not wanting to be stuck with Brock all day, watching him hit on every woman he saw, decided to go with Ash. Halfway to the Kabuto habitat, it started to rain. It then started hailing. That’s when Ash and Misty decided to find shelter. Now the two were stuck in a cave until the weather got better. “It wasn’t supposed to rain this hard,” said Ash, still arguing with Misty, trying to defend his decision to make the trip immediately. “But it was supposed to rain!” argued Misty. Ash sighed. He and Misty had left all their Pokemon with Nurse Joy, so they were completely alone. “You know what I heard?” asked Ash in a teasing voice, “I heard that there’s a really scary ghost type Pokemon that likes to come out in bad thunderstorms.” “I’m not afraid of any ghost,” said Misty, closing her eyes, and turning her head away from Ash. Ash was silent. Misty waited for another attack, but Ash didn’t say anything. “Why aren’t you…” Misty turned towards Ash, opened her eyes, and saw Ash, wide eyed, looking at a big, black, shapeless image. “G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-GHOST!” screamed Misty, as she grabbed Ash and ran deep into the cave. She didn’t stop running until… Misty and Ash ran right into a massive, underground lake. The roof of the cavern was made of phosphorus, and emitted a warm glow that bathed the cavern with light. Flying over the lake were Illumise and Volbeat performing their mating dances, and inside of the crystal clear waters were schools of Luvdisc, all paired up in couples. Up on a cliff, high on the cavern wall was a pair of mew, enjoying the view. Opposite to the mew was the ledge that Ash and Misty were now on. “Wow,” whispered Misty, shocked by the romance. “Wow,” whispered Ash, staring at the pair of mew. Misty grasped Ash’s hand with hers. She had never seen anything like this. Wild Luvdisc were unheard of in this region, and the fact that the Illumise and Volbeat were bug type Pokemon didn’t even seem to bother her. She was in the most romantic place on Earth, and Ash was there with her. This was no coincidence. “I think we should s-stay here,” said Ash, stuttering. “The mew will protect us from the ghost Pokemon.” Misty smiled. She didn’t think Ash really was afraid of the ghost. The beauty and romance had amazed even Ash. “Why don’t we go for a swim?” asked Misty. But she was too late, as Ash was already in the water. Misty looked around, and saw Ash’s jacket, hat, t- shirt, shoes, socks, and pants all in a neat pile, with his underwear. “Ash, did you forget something?” “What?” asked Ash, screaming up from the water. “Don’t you feel a little exposed?” Misty screamed back. It was then that Ash realized that he was completely naked. It was a good thing Misty was so far away, because she didn’t see him blush. Ash recovered quickly though. “What’s the problem Misty? Got something to hide?” Yes, this would make the situation less embarrassing for Ash. Encourage Misty to get completely naked and come right up next to him. Great thinking Ketchum! “I’ll be right down! And I’m leaving you’re boxers up here.” Ash gulped. She was going to see him completely exposed. And the crystal clear water being so easy to see through didn’t help as either. Ash took a drink of the water. It was perfect. The water was somehow the perfect temperature, for swimming and drinking. Then Misty came into the water. Doing the most majestic dive Ash had ever seen, Ash watched Misty enter the water. He watched her bare back move into the water followed by her butt, then her long, beautiful legs, and without a splash, Misty was in the water. Misty resurfaced and treaded water at eye level to Ash. “What do you think?” asked Misty. Ash was completely awestruck, and felt like he’d never felt before. He felt like he had Butterfree in his stomach. His mouth was watering, his eyes wide, his heart beat faster, and his pupils dilated. He felt like kissing Misty, and doing things he never thought he’d do. So, what else would Ash do? “Ha! You didn’t even make a splash!” laughed Ash. “You know Ash, I use to think you were just plain crazy, but now I can see your nuts. And let me tell you, I’m not impressed.” Ash stopped laughing. “The water’s cold!” retorted Ash. “The water’s the perfect temperature!” responded Misty. “Maybe the reason you’re not impressed is because you haven’t done anything to make me impressive.” In response, Misty grabbed Ash’s hand, placed his hand on her breast, and held it there. “You’re right,” said Misty to a shocked and confused Ash, “it’s growing.” “Whaaaa…” said Ash. “I’m not supposed to touch you there!” “And I’m not supposed to touch you here,” said Misty, grabbing Ash’s groin, “but I’ll forgive you.” Ash blushed. “Does this thing ever stop growing?” asked Misty. “Yeah,” responded Ash, “then it explodes.” “I’d like to see that,” said Misty. “No, you wouldn’t.” “Let’s see how big it gets,” said Misty, then she gave Ash a big hug. Misty giggled. Ash blushed. “Your love stick’s really warm.” Love stick. Misty was now getting playful. A little too playful, in Ash’s opinion. “Misty,” said Ash. “There is a fine line between good friend and, well, something else. You are treading that line right now.” “I take it a ‘good friend’ wouldn’t see your missile launch,” whispered Misty. “No, a ‘good friend’ wouldn’t see my ‘missile launch,’” responded Ash. “And I’m guessing that ‘something else’ would cause you’re volcano to erupt,” toyed Misty. “Misty, if you don’t stop, I’m going to assume that you want to cause my volcano to erupt.” Misty’s response? To nibble on Ash’s ear. Ash’s eyes rolled up as Misty’s lips magically massaged his ear. He didn’t know why, but it felt really good. Then Misty did something to officially cross the line between ‘good friend’ and ‘something else.’ She then passed ‘something else’ all together. What she did, was she whispered three words into the ear she’d been nibbling on. “I love you.” Then, she pushed the words into Ash’s ear using her tongue. Misty’s tongue pushed Ash over the edge. All sense of reason he had was gone. Misty was no longer Ash’s friend. She was more. Much more. Ash swam over to the shore, with Misty in tow. The two lay on the soft grass, and Ash whispered something to Misty that made Misty more lustful then she’d ever been. “Let’s make a volcano explode.” Misty looked into Ash’s eyes. His chocolate brown eyes stared back into her Ultramarine eyes. Some say that the eyes are the window to the soul. As Misty and Ash stared into each other’s eyes, they saw the soul of the other. Both souls were in perfect harmony, and perfect agreement. Ash and Misty closed their eyes, and kissed. In that kiss, Ash and Misty knew that this would not be a short night. Tonight they would travel to Utopia. Ash finally broke the kiss that the two shared, and moved his head down. Ash tenderly kissed Misty as his lips explored her body. He moved his lips down, and kissed her chin, then her neck. He continued to move down, kissing Misty between her naked breasts, and down her slender, beautiful stomach. Ash had made his way down, and began to kiss Misty where her legs met. The soft, tender skin shook as Ash’s tongue began to probe the area. Misty brushed the soft, wild, velvet black hair on the back of Ash’s head as she released a moan of pleasure. Ash stopped, and moved upward, kissing Misty on her soft, wet lips. “I love you Ash Ketchum,” Misty whispered as the kiss broke. “I love you to Misty,” whispered Ash. “I’m ready Ash,” whispered Misty sensually into Ash’s ear. “I’m ready to open my tunnel of love. I’m ready for us to become one.” Ash placed his right hand on Misty’s left breast, and kissed her on her lips again. While he massaged her breast, he probed Misty’s mouth with his tongue. Misty reacted by massaging Ash’s tongue with her own. Ash broke contact, and place one hand on either side of Misty. Misty’s arms were spread out, and her legs together. Ash, on hands and knees, hovering over Misty, kissed Misty on her forehead. Ash bent his knees, and nibbled Misty’s neck. He then positioned his ‘little friend’ so that his ‘little friend’ kissed the lips of Misty’s ‘tunnel of love.’ Every muscle in Misty’s body tightened as she gasped. Ash massaged the lips of Misty’s ‘tunnel’ with the tip of his ‘little friend.’ Ash looked into Misty’s reassuring eyes. Misty wanted more, and Ash was only to happy to deliver. Ash leaned forward, and he and Misty became one. The deeper Ash went, the tighter Misty clenched. She wanted to feel every inch of Ash, and she wanted to make sure Ash wouldn’t go anywhere. But Ash didn’t want to go anywhere but deeper. Ash kept going, deeper and deeper, until he couldn’t go any deeper. Misty moaned. Ash’s ‘little friend’ was now fully inserted, and it was a perfect fit. Any larger, and it wouldn’t have fit all the way in without being painful. Ash and Misty locked lips. They were now combined in two places, lying on the most comfortable forest green grass in the world. It didn’t even feel like the couple was on Earth, but rather in heaven. Ash wrapped his arms around Misty’s back, and Misty did the same to Ash. Ash moved his waist very slowly, not only because he wanted to insure the connection lasted as long as possible, but because Misty was clenching on so tight, he couldn’t move any faster if he’d wanted to. Misty moved her hands, massaging Ash’s back. Ash responded by massaging the inside of Misty’s mouth with his tongue. Both Ash and Misty had more pleasure pulsing through their veins then they had ever had before. The warm glow of the phosphorous ceiling grew brighter. Every muscle in Misty body tightened as much as humanly possible. A surge of pleasure went through Misty, and carried over to Ash. Ash and Misty both gasped as they broke their loving kiss. Both Ash and Misty closed their eyes as tight as they could. Neither knew what was happening. Neither had ever experienced this feeling before. It was amazing, incredible, wonderful, fulfilling, perfect, and orgasmic. Ash and Misty moaned to the heavens as their muscles did a magnificent dance of pure pleasure. Then, both relaxed every muscle in their bodies, and Misty felt a stream of Ash’s juices flood her insides. She gasped as the warm fluids squirted into her, and released a final moan. Every ounce of energy Ash and Misty had gone. Ash collapsed on Misty, and Misty simply fell asleep. Both sleeping bodies were still connected. Misty woke up. She kept her eyes shut. She didn’t want the dream to end. She and Ash had finally become one. That’s the way she wanted it to be, but she knew she’d have to return to reality. Eyes still closed, Misty began to feel the world around her. She was lying on a wonderful, soft surface. There was something heavy on her. But it felt good. It felt like warm skin was pressed up against her naked body. Misty opened her eyes to see what the warm, heavy thing on her was. Misty smiled. She wasn’t dreaming. She saw the bright, phosphorous ceiling of the romantic cavern. It was brighter then last night, illuminating the cavern just like the sun would. “Ash,” whispered Misty into the ear of the boy on top of her. Ash woke up. He then lifted his body so he could look into the eyes of his love. “Good morning,” said Ash, in a quiet, peaceful tone. It was then that Ash and Misty realized that Ash’s ‘little man’ had never left the ‘tunnel of love.’ Ash kissed Misty on the forehead, and separated the two bodies. Ash then looked around, and saw a ramp leading up to the ledge where Ash and Misty first entered the cavern. Ash was about to make his way up the ramp when Misty stopped him. “Ash,” she whimpered. Ash turned around, and looked at her naked body. Perfect skin from head to toe, a perfect form and a perfect shape. “One more time,” she begged. Ash didn’t say anything, but instead fulfilled her desires. Ash lay spread eagle on the soft ground, and Misty stood on her knees, hovering her ‘tunnel of love’ above his ‘love stick.’ She sat down and Ash filled her completely. She clenched her butt, and moved up, then relaxed, and moved down. As she did this, Ash placed his hands on her breasts, massaging them. He ran his thumbs over her soft but hard nipples, and pushed her nipples into her body. Misty threw her head back, opened her mouth wide, and released a moan of pure pleasure. She clenched every muscle in her body. It was about to happen again. She placed her hands on Ash’s chest. They made eye contact. His chocolate coloured eyes sent her over the edge, and once again, she sent a jolt of pleasure into Ash’s body. The two climaxed in unison. Ash filled Misty with a continual stream of his juicy fluids while Misty’s ‘tunnel of love’ pulsated, squeezing Ash, causing Ash to pour out more of his juices, causing Misty to pulsate more. The orgasmic, vicious cycle continued for a full minute, until every muscle in both Ash and Misty’s bodies went limp. For five minutes after, the two just lay there. “Misty,” said Ash, breaking the silence. “It’s time to go.” Misty got up. Ash was about to start climbing the ramp to put his clothes back on when Misty stopped him once again. “Ash,” she said, “you’re covered with sweat.” Ash and Misty took a quick swim in the underground lake. As they swam in nothing but their natural skins, schools of Luvdisc joined them. After ten minutes of swimming, it was really time to leave. The Volbeat and Illumise were sound asleep in their nests, and Ash and Misty climbed the ramp and put their clothes back on. Ash took one last look around, and saw the two Mew. He felt happy, put an arm around Misty, and walked out of the cavern, into the cave. “So,” Misty said, “what do we say happened to us?” “I don’t know,” responded Ash. “How much do you want people to know?” “I don’t really want my sisters to find out,” said Misty, “They wouldn’t stop begging for the details.” “I don’t really want my mom to find out,” said Ash, “That would be an awkward conversation!” “The more people we tell the more of a chance that the people we don’t want to know will find out.” “And if people know we’re an item, then they might figure it out eventually.” “Maybe we should keep everything a secret. From everyone.” “Including Brock. I don’t really want to have to live with Brock knowing.” “Besides, Brock would tell any woman who wanted to know.” “So we are the only ones who know about this.” “If Pikachu finds out, it’s fine, but that’s it.” Ash kissed Misty. Then, let go of Misty, and started walking. “Let’s pretend nothing’s changed,” said Ash. “Done.” Ash and Misty emerged from the cave, into a crisp, clear, sunlight. They started walking, when they saw a road. And on the road, who should drive up in a Mustang Convertible but Brock! “Hey you two!” greeted Brock, “What are you two doing out here? I thought you’d be at the Kabuto habitat.” “Columbus here doesn’t know how to read a map!” Misty said. “It’s not my fault! You’re the one with the compass!” retorted Ash. “I thought an evening alone would have done you two some good,” said Brock, “but I can see I was mistaken.” Misty jumped in the front seat of the convertible, and Ash followed, jumping in the back. “This is a nice car,” complemented Ash. “Don’t rune it!” responded Brock, “It’s just a rental!” Misty threw on a pair of sunglasses, and pointed forward. “To the Kabuto Reservation!” she exclaimed. As Brock hit the gas petal, Ash leaned back on the bench in the back seat. He let out a breath of happiness as he put the wonders of the cavern behind him, and looked forward to the future. Secret love. He knew someday the secret would be out, but until that day, he and Misty would be fighters in public, but far from the curious, peering eyes of other people, they’d be lovers. THE END Epilogue: Mew knew he had gotten involved with more peoples lives, but he just couldn’t break himself of the annoying habit. As Mew flew out of the cavern, he returned it to its original state, a solid mass of rock. The utopia it had created for lovers was gone, but the effects of the utopia were not. Love was a cure for the most devastating disease of all, hate. Mew had shot cupid’s arrow into the heart of two blind lovers. And as Mew left the area where it had filled the lovers with pleasure, it flew farther and farther. It saw the lovers again, though, enjoying the dance they had learned in Mew’s paradise.