I, Pikana, made the love but all Pokemon, places and copyrights are NINTENDO'S

Manphy's POV

It was fairly late. Most of the legendary's would be asleep right now. I mean the big gorrilla like Giratina or cute Shaymin

I bet Jirachi twenty bucks Arcurus would murder Shaymin before going on a date with Giratina

That wasn't on my mind but later I'm going to swear like hell

I'm lucky. I came out and admitted my feelings for Mew a few months ago. I was so glad when she accepted and well we were a couple

And Dam lucky I was. Better then Groudon and Kyogre's elopement. 

I got heaps of gamble money from Moltres. Raquaza looked like he would puke.

Back to my current situation.

Mewtwo was almost as freaked out as me. He kinda takes Mew as his mum or sister.

Cresselia and Mespirit along with Arcurus was there. And Mew was screaming.

Latias saw my pain so she did what she and Raikou did what they did best to cheer me up.

Cause Darkrai PAIN!

Few pins, a chair, bubblegum, onions and a jug of butterscotch and toffee.

My mate would kill if she knew those two went through her candy.

They were about to start when Celebi passed through. 

I was worried cause the she was the 2nd most agro thing here after Lady Arcurus herself.

I don't now why Jirachi started mating her

Mew yelled in pain again. 

I wished I could help. 

Then again I could help laughng at the chaos that Celebi helped.

She noticed the trap

She noticed me

Celebi then went to Raikou and Latias

They grinned

She called Suicune and Entei

They all laughed

And I could tell you the future in four words

Darkrai will feel pain.

They hid and predictable Darkrai walked in.

Suddenly Uxie walked in. And was stuffed in the bookshelf by Entei

Then....

"YOOOWWWWWLLL!"

"They hurt!"

"What's this butterscotch?" 

"YUK! IT EXPIRED!"

"I need to sit."

"WHAT BUBBLEGUM?"

"AKKK TOFFEE BURNS!"

"OH NO BEEDRILL WHO WANT THE STUCK ON HONEY!"

It was pretty funny then...

"Manaphy, Mew wants to see you."

I turned and Cresselia was there.  

"Follow me."

I arrived through the Legendary HAll into the secret room

Mew looked pale. She smiled at me and indicated the egg by her bedside.

The egg was a pale blue, with a red gem inside. It looked like my own egg but I could sense a beautiful female aura inside.

I looked at Mew then I embraced her and kissed her again and again

THREE MONTHS LATER

Well since Legendary eggs took longer then normal ones. So a quick recap on what has happened during the last months

Groudon and Kyogre came back from a marrage and got their asses kicked by Arcurus

I owed Jirachi money after Giratina asked Arcurus out.

I strangled Jirachi after finding out he used Dialga to see the future only to get my butt kicked by Celebi (Stupid type
advantage)

Palkia, Shaymin, Articuno and Mespirit took Mew to see a baby video. I reckon they just wanted to see it cause Mew is the 
guardian of children

Uxie and Azleaf did a bunch of research and presented the disturbing facts.

Darkrai was moody and Cresselia still yelled and the others just got around doing their buisness.

Then one day...

"IT'S HATCHING! OMFG! MANAPHY COME QUICK!"

I flew to Mew and was in time to see a crack in the egg then...

LIGHT FLAHED EVERYWHERE! 

Everyone ran and then our beautiful baby was here.

"Phione... mama?" It said looking at Mew

"Phione... dada?" It said to me

"what's she called?" Asked Latias

Latios whacked her

"DUH! Phione!"

the end 

I know its a weak end but if you got a better one review me.