This Weeks episode: Magikarp!

The world was wonderful. The newborn Magikarp swam around his little pond and was promptly eaten by a Sharpedo. XD Not really.

Our first tale starts out in a stream in Kanto. The Magikarp swarm was all normal. Except for Bob the red nosed Magikarp. Who is a freak. The freak was sent to die by the abominable snow guy. Bob tamed the snow guy and took him to the Easter Bunnys Workshop in the Northeast pole. That night was the night the easter bunny went around and gave random people eggs that were pink. But it was foggy that night. All over the world. WTF. Bobs nose could lead the easter bunny through the fog. At the end of the horrifying ordeal all the bunnys around the world loved him. But he was still a freak. So he was eaten by really rich people.

THis next tale begins in Hoenn. One day a Magikarp met a Feebas. "Holy Crap is that your face or did somebody puke!" Yelled Magikarp. Feebas yelled back "Yo mamma!" "What you say about my mamma!" "I said Yo mamma so fat she fell asleep in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!" "What!!! Well your an ugly butt-face!" *Feebas evolves* "What now, fool! What now! *Magikarp Evolves* "Ill kick yo ass doodie head!" he yelled. The Feebas replied: "Well you one ugly ass mofo! Yo momma tasted great last night Biatch! They Fight. In the end they both drowned. Yes i know theyre fish. I have no idea either. XD

One day a magikarp became as smart as an Alakazam. This of course meant the apocolypse so everyone died.

The fourth tale of Magikarp begins in Black and White place land. "Oh my lord! Its a tornado!" Yelled one Magikarp. "Quick everyone in the cellar!" Yelled another. "But what about Dorthy!" Yelled another. "Oh skrew her. Lets just leaver out here." "OK." Meanwhile... Dorthy the pig-tailed (wtf XD) magikarp saw the tornado an ran, Ermmm... Swam away. But she was picked up anyway. It put her in really crappy looking color land. She was surrounded by faries and little people. It seems she killed a witch. "God damnit i hated this movie!" Pouted Dorthy. Remembering the end of that movie she chanted stuff about home and was magically sent there. But the tornado was still going and killed her anyway. The End.