Have you seen muggles, playing Quiddich? And if these muddles is Team Rocket! This part is the unique way to see it!!!
Harry Potter and Pocket Monsters
Part 4
"Enemies" Jessie and James asked Harry to talk about something after the supper. Surely, Harry was not like Ash, he didn't say: "Pikachu, use your thundershock attack!" but "OK, let's be so!"
"How do you think, who has sent us here, and who has you got the twerp's pokemon?" – Meowth asked, – "But the main thing: we don't want studying any theurgy!"
Harry thought a little and than whispered:
"May be it's, That_Who_Should_Not_Called_By_The_Name? He wants me to be sent down, and than he'll kill me!"
"Person, who shouldn't been called by the name?" – reasked James.
"Giovanni, may be!" – Jessie guessed.
"Is Giovanni a magician?" – Hermione asked.
"No, he is our boss, he is a boss of all the bosses!" – Meowth answered with proud, – "Apparently, we are talking about different dudes."
"Harry, I don't think that Person_Who_Should_Not…" – Hermione said, – "He wants rapidly kill you, and not thinking about yours sending down, and especially about Ron and me."
"But who is it, now? Snape? He made it for reducing out points!"
Jessie looked on the ceiling and stated:
"He has nothing to do, if he replaces his lovely students with such feebleminded muggles as we are. By the way, tomorrow is Slytherin VS Gryffindor… oh, this.. Quiddich Match. And we must take part in the competition at the Malfoy's place."
"We know!" – Harry chilly answered and left this strange company.
Harry has not often touched about tomorrow match, because Meowth should play at the place of Malfoy, or may be one of Meowth friends, no matter. The muggles can't play Quiddich!!! It is the axiom.
Tribunes were full of people to the noon. Surely, today was match between two strongest teams, not any Ravenclaw or Hublepuff can't play like Gryffindor and Slytherin. Snape was sitting in the first raw and everybody could see that he was too nervous and thinking about: 'I haven't think that I'll see a muggle playing Quiddich one time! The world is dieing than!' Yeah, the shitch catcher is not a common player, who could be easily exchanged, moreower Malfoy was here. Tranquil Harry knew for sure that the only thing muggles could do with brooms was sweeping.
He entered the game field with his team. And soon Slytherin team appeared. Harry knew all its players. All, besides one. It was not a pretty surprise it was James with strange broom. In front this broom looked like a vacuum cleaner with long fire hose, but posteriorly there was a big birch bath-broom.
'And this muggle thinks he will win with this jalopy!' – Harry laughed in souls. It's so easy to win Quiddich match against a muggle-catcher. But Harry didn't know that these muggles were not common muggles, that Harry was playing against Jessie and James from Team Rocket!
The match began. As always, balls are flying, two big black ones are troubling everybody to fly, and one (as in basketball) should be thrown to the opponent's hoots. Harry is sitting on his broom named "Lighting" near the ground and seriously looking for something. Surely, for Snitch. Yesterday trainers explained James that he should catch this Snitch faster than Harry.
"And now 30:0! Gryffindor leads!" – Referee proclaimed.
James didn't like when his team was loosing. Hell with this foolish snitch! James began looking after the game, he didn't even looked at Harry. Sometimes James turned on his vacuum cleaner to blow the balls away. Nobody heard any noise from the vacuum cleaner because everybody cried so loudly.
"And Gryffindor miss the ball again! Oh, what a wonderful hit it was! Why, tell me, why the ball flied suddenly to the opposite direction?" – The referee commented, – "And 30:0 as earlier!"
Suddenly James found that big black Bludger is flying to him. What should he do? Run away? No, too late! And James turned his vacuum cleaner again. The ball was "eaten" by the cleaner. And this is right, because James has got not a common vacuum cleaner, he has got one, which was catching a whirlwind in one famous TV-ad.
"It's unbelievable!" – The referee exclaimed, – "The Slytherin catcher neutralized one Bludger!"
The Slytherin's students were so happy, that there was such an outcry at their tribunes. But some silly poems were heard too:
"Gryffindor will surely win at the diving to concrete!"
Than enervated with his wonderful cleaner James found that Harry was flying high to one little glistering point. James turned his cleaner on to gas (don't you know that TR can hold on rocket motors to everything!!!) and flied there too, catching everything on his way: one more Bludger, another ball, a couple of flying spearows (the normal spearows, not pokemon), and the Snitch surely. But than was one problem: Jessie forgot tell James how he should turn this vacuum cleaner off, and James forgot ask Jessie about it. And that is why James just have a good chance to catch Harry Potter to his cleaner too.
'Oh, no!' – he thought, – 'If Harry is at the rubbish pocket, he will find this little bosh there and he will win!'
That is why the only thing James could do was flying directly to the ground. The motor exploded and a moment later the public saw senseless James with Snitch lying on the ground.
Snape was too happy that day, that he didn't take any points from Gryffindor account
To be continued!
Russian Meowth. 09|14|03
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