Rocket Lover's Revenge
By Sagittarius Healer and Archangel Musashi

	"Meowth can't take much more of this." Meowth was pissed.  "We've tried 
again and again, but we never get that stupid pikachu."  Jessie and James 
dragged their feet, walking just behind the pissed off pussy.  "We are a sad 
bunch indeed," Jessie was just as downhearted as Meowth. "No one at the head 
quarters talks to us anymore."
	"Sometimes.." Jessie began, " I think we should just quit Team Rocket!"
	"JESSIE!" James proceeded to cup her mouth, "Jessie!  That's blasphemy!"
	"But, James, I'm sick of having to hurt you and getting hurt myself, James 
I LOVE YOU!!"
	James stood back, and gasped.  "Jessie, I never knew!"
	Meowth was twice as shocked,  "Well, since both of you guys are being 
honest and coming out with your feelings...  I have to admit something..." 
Jessie and James leaned in closer to Meowth,  "Never mind..." They fell 
over.
	" Meowth!" They both screamed, enraged. "Don't do that!" Jessie took out 
her big mallet and proceeded to grand slam Meowth about a mile or two be 
hind them.  As soon as Meowth landed, he got up and swore, "Jessie will 
never truly be yours, ass!  I'm twice the pussy you'll ever be!" He started 
back to HQ.
	"Oh James let's stop for some dinner, to celebrate our new found love for 
each other."
	James agreed, "Let's go Chinese!"
	"OK!"

Awhile later back at Team Rocket HQ.

	"Ladies and gentlemen!" James stood up in the TR cafeteria; "I have a 
wonderful announcement!" Jessie hugged his arm.  "Jessie and I have decided 
to get married!"  The room suddenly went quiet.
	"No one CARES!" a voice cried out.
	"YOU SUCK!" Another voice shouted, James suddenly blushed a deep red shade.
	"Let's go James, I don't think anyone cares."
	"Think again," Mondo stood up from the crowd, "I think its... GREAT! That 
you guys are tying the knot!" He started walking towards the two and by then 
the roar of people talking made it almost impossible to hear, "I think you 
two were made for each other," He hugged Jessie and proceeded to kiss James, 
sliding something into his pocket.  "Hope to be invited!"  He slowly walked 
away.  "That was odd," James took out the item in his pocket, "Meet me in my 
room @ ten."  It said on a piece of paper.
	James looked at his watch, 9:30. "Uh, Jessie, I need to go to bed soon, uh, 
I uh, need to get my sleep, but I'll sneak in later, to say "hi"..."  Jessie 
hugged him and gave him a peck on the cheek, "Can't wait, wear the white 
part of our Team Rocket outfits only the white part." James felt chills go 
down his back, "Can't wait..." He pinched her butt as she walked away 
giggling.

10 PM ...

	James knocked on Mondo's door, "Mondo you here?" He opened the door and let 
himself in. "You came," Mondo was sitting on the windowsill, the moon 
reflecting the only light in the room. "I wasn't sure, that you would, but 
then I'm not sure if you'd accept me."
	"Accept you?"
	"You know what I mean...  For who I am and that you would feel the same 
way."
	James shut the door behind him and propped it shut with a chair, "I wasn't 
sure if you felt the same way about me." Mondo moved on the sill, revealing 
himself to James.
	"I do. I've waited these past two years, all the time just thinking of you, 
Mondo. Every time I used a disguise, I hoped you would notice. I did it just 
for you."
	"Don't think I didn't. I had to restrain myself from taking you, then and 
there..."
	"Oh Mondo..."
	"James, come to me."

Jessie's room, 10:01 PM

	There was a knock at the door. Jessie, dressed in one of James' uniforms, 
answered, "Who's there?" She looked down the hall, seeing nobody. She went 
back into her room, and sighed. "I wonder when James will get here..."
	"What's to make you think he will ever come?" a voice murmured.
	"Who's there?!" Jessie gasped.
	The reply was calm and mocking, "Wouldn't you like to know?"
	"Where are you?" Jessie demanded.
	The voice came from behind her. "A... message, from an enemy."
	"What's that?" she asked, her eyes darting around the room.
	"He's mine."
	Her window suddenly opened, and she heard James screaming. "James!" she 
cried as she rushed over to the open window. But then, as she looked out, a 
shot pierced the night. Her body fell, lifeless, to the floor.
	"Jessie!" Meowth screamed as he opened the door. "Jessie!" He ran over and 
hovered over her body, "Why didn't I confess my love for you before it was 
too late?"

	Mondo awoke, finding his ditto on the floor, next to his bed. "Did you 
finish the job?"
	"Ditto," it said, nodding.
	"You're mine, and will always be, James Roquet," Mondo sneered with a 
chuckle before falling back to sleep.