Title: Money Can’t Buy
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Rumishipping (Jessiebelle x James)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #4, Annoyed
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Het

I’m not a gold-digger! How vulgar! I’m not! My family is perfectly wealthy and refined, and I don’t see why James doesn’t love me. After all, part of being a good lady is to know how to act in public and in bed, and I have a perfectly coiffed hairstyle, flashy jewelry, and the loveliest outfits made out of silk. Of course, as James is weak and foolish, his parents trained me to take care of him. What better way then to dominate him? I’m perfectly capable of managing the household affairs and he should be happy for my thoughtfulness!

Instead, he’s keeping low company with a mangy alley cat that knows how to talk and a harridan who mocks my looks! His parents must be dying of shame!

Oh, why doesn’t James love me?

He could be living a life of luxury here, if only he’d return to my arms.

James…

End Fic

Completed 6/5/08

Jessiebelle is one twisted lady, ne? ^^