Title: Disease
Authors: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairings: Comashipping (Paul x Ash) and many others
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #86, Sinful
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Slut! Ash, STDs

When he caught Ash in the bathroom and said he’d post pictures of him dressed in a Maid uniform all over the Internet unless Ash gave him a blowjob, he’d been surprised when Ash had agreed. Surprised, but inwardly very pleased. It was another proof of his mastery over the useless Pallet trainer. No self-respecting trainer would have taken the deal.

It wasn’t until weeks later, when he caught Ash being triple-teamed by Brock, James, and Gary that he realized he’d been played for a fool.

That is when he took a good look at his body, and saw the white rash spreading across his hands, and the itching; the terrible, horrible itching began, and realized that he should not have ignored the painless bump on his penis.

Syphilis, after all, is one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases.

End Fic

Completed 7/25/08

And I hate Slut! Ash, so Lance will never, ever be with him. Lance only wants Ashura/Destiny and Red. Remember kids, unprotected wild sex causes STDs!