Title: But you can’t get a girl with a gun
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Egoshipping (Gary x Misty)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #55, Gun
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: AU, Character Death

“Why?” She asked, tears running down her face. “Why did you do this?”

His answering smile was sharp. “You remember, Misty, that we only agreed to the terms of mutual sex. That was all. I’m not in love with you, and I hope you weren’t foolish enough to fall in love with me, but in any case, the contract has ended and now you are no more use to me.”

Misty stared, the barrel of the gun scant inches from her face. Gary cocked the trigger back, smirked, and fired.

The ensuing scream was very loud.

He left the alleyway, pausing to wipe the blood off his heavy trench coat, and reminded himself to wear clothes he could throw away next time he did this. Checking his orders, he saw that he had another assignment to complete tonight. It would be fun.

Gary whistled, sliding his gun back into his coat. He only had one love, and it wasn’t women.

End Fic

Completed 4/19/07

Meh. Stupid job. And Gary’s more of a bastard than Lance is. That means I hate him! ^^ I hate Misty too. Whee!