Title: Irrational
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: None
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #8, Jealous
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Implied het

Misty hates her sisters.

They’ve always been more beautiful than her, and now she’s seventeen and still looks twelve. She doesn’t know what to do, so she’s desperate enough to see a rather dodgy plastic surgeon to fix things. She’s sick of looking like a kid, and no boy – especially Ash – is going to notice her if she looks like this!

… Right?

Sixty thousand pokeyen and three cup sizes increased later, Misty is realizing that she made the wrong choice, because Ash likes cute little girls. After all, it’s not like he’s going to grow up any time soon. She’s watching him splash in the water with May and Dawn, and feeling nothing but envy, and when she tries to join in, they all stare at her, like she doesn’t belong.

Now Misty is really unhappy.

End Fic

Completed 5/21/07

Yeah, I hate Misty. Yay for Misty-torture! *Cackles* Zensho! Misty is uber cute and Special! Misty is awesome, but Anime! Misty is pure suckage. *Nods*