Title: Criminal Offense
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #22, Fanatic

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: AU, shoujo-ai

 

“Hey sweet cheeks!”

            Red stifled a groan of disgust. The new photographer she was working with was a real jerk, but such was the life of a model. It was too bad Natsume had taken a leave of vacation. She and Itsuki were going to have their first child soon.

            Now, she had to deal with Gorou.

            The boy didn’t seem to know the meaning of the words ‘Hands off’. She wished Wataru was here, but her partner was busy with her college courses.

            Red fervently wished that Wataru didn’t have to take summer classes, but such was life. Even Kira couldn’t skip her prerequisites…

            Honestly, though! She was tempted to do something to Gorou! Killing him would be too obvious.

            Mikuri sighed from behind her.

            Red gave her Shinigami a pained smile. She went and collected two cups of iced tea from a snack station nearby, handing him one. Mikuri drank slowly, enjoying the faint lemony taste.

            Wataru should be here to pick you up soon, Red. Chin up.

            She nodded, and sipped her tea.

 

            All too soon it was time for another shoot. She endured the photographer’s leers as he shot several pictures of her, her red jacket and cute jean skirt flaring in artificial wind.

            “Nice!” Her manager clapped. “Good smile on the last one, Red.”

            “Thank you.” Red grinned.

            “Want to get a cup of coffee with me afterwards?” Gorou leered.

            “No thank you.” Red said primly. “I have a boyfriend.”

            “Aww, but you’re all alone now…”

            Mikuri stifled a cough from behind Red.

 

            “Gorou, I’m not interested in you.” Red picked up her handbag and checked her cell phone. Oh, a message!

            She hoped it was from Wataru.

            It was.

            Class had gotten out early, so she was on her way. Red cheered as she hung up and ran out the doors.

            Gorou frowned. A sleek sports car pulled up in front of the building. The man in the driver’s seat was handsome, with dark red hair.

            “Wataru-san! I’m so glad you’re here!” Red chirped as she opened the passenger seat and climbed in.

            He watched as they drove off, seething.

           

            “Hard day at work, Red-chan?” Wataru asked.

            “Mmhmm.” She frowned. “Gorou’s such a pervert! He kept trying to look down my shirt! And he asked me out!”

            “A criminal offense!” Wataru teased, but there was a dangerous light in her eyes. Daigo chuckled.

            She was quite possessive, as befitted Kira…

            Red grinned as she cuddled into her girlfriend’s side. “If he makes a move…”

            “That is beyond the bounds of propriety? I’ll kill him for you, love.”

            “I’m glad.” Red purred.         

 

End Fic

Completed 12/11/07

And more Death Note-esque fic… I love Red and Lance being happy together! More pre-Tate fic…

Wataru is Lance’s Japanese name.