Title: Happiness
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red/Ash)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #24, Happy
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: AU, dickgirl, herm, gender confusion, PWP, other pairings mentioned

“Doesn’t it bother you?”

Lance blinked, moving a lock of brilliant crimson hair behind her ear as she peered at the other girls gathered around the table at the juice bar. Misty looked cold, while May was peering glumly into her raspberry smoothie and Giselle was digging into a slice of chocolate cream pie.

“Doesn’t what bother me?”

“That those jerks are still bragging over there.” Misty jerked her thumb over at the table where Ash, Gary, Joe and Drew were talking loudly about sports, pokemon training, and of course, girls.

Lance raised her eyebrows as she heard Ash tell Gary that she was not only prettier than Misty, but began to proclaim her wonderful skills in bed, before she chuckled. “Well, maybe a little.”

“I mean, sheesh! Some of those things are private.” May sighed. “But at least Drew is keeping to himself.”

Giselle nodded, before she rolled her eyes as Joe began to try to outdo Ash. This caused Gary to jump into the conversation, and for several minutes, loud boasting shook the walls until the man behind the counter politely told them to lower their voices or he would kick them out.

Lance sidled over to Ash, before snagging his arm. “Ash… can we go home now?” She asked.

Ash blushed as he felt his body respond to her voice. “S-Sure.” He stuttered. His eyes roved over her slim curves, the black jean jacket pulled over her crimson bodysuit. He hastily put down enough money to cover their bill.

“Well,” Gary remarked, as he watched Ash leave, “I have to admit that I’ve lost out.”

“Not that it’s hard to beat Misty up top.” Joe chortled. “Giselle’s got a nicer rack though.”

Drew held his tongue, and when Misty malleted Gary into the ground a moment later, stifled his grin.

Giselle didn’t look too happy with Joe, and she dragged him away by the ear while Drew asked May if she wanted to go see a movie.

Not surprisingly, she accepted.

“So,” Lance said, as she shut the door behind them with a wicked smirk, “What did you say about me being great in bed, Ash?”

Ash blushed. “Oh! Um… er…. Well…”

She wasn’t going to break up with him over a little thing like that, was she?

“Don’t you think that lying, even to beat Gary, might not be a good thing?” Lance purred, before she kissed him. Ash gulped as he felt himself hardening.

“L-Lance…”

The Dragon Master smirked. “Well, now that you’re in my room, I suppose we’ll just have to fix the problem as soon as possible.”

“… Huh?”

“You’re so cute when you’re clueless.” She said affectionately, before she pushed him back onto the bed. Ash eeped.

“You do want this, right?”

Ash nodded, though that could be the fact that Lance had gotten his jeans and underwear down in a surprisingly short amount of time while she had been talking, and he could almost – oh yes…

The Dragon Master smirked as she wrapped her hand around his manhood. She pursed her lips, and then licked her fingers. Ash blinked, until he felt one of them wriggle inside of his body. He twitched, confused, but when Lance began to stroke him with her other hand, he quit thinking about it. That finger inside of him was starting to feel good too, and stars flashed behind his eyes surprisingly quickly. He began bucking back against her thrusts, even as she smiled and finally, he came hard into her hand.

Lance watched Ash blink as he tried to catch his breath, gasping for air. “How was that?” She asked.

“Wonderful…” Ash said faintly, still high on cloud nine. Where had she learned how to do that?

Lance bent down and whispered in his ear. “Do you want it to get better?”

Ash nodded fervently. Why hadn’t they ever tried this before? If sex felt so good, no wonder people liked doing it…

He watched through half-lidded eyes as Lance fussed with her clothing, before she slid against him. He vaguely registered the sensation of something entering him, but wasn’t in the frame of mind to dwell on it.

Lance paused, before she smirked. She kissed him, enough to distract as she felt him clench down around her cock. Oh yes….

Ash’s eyes shot open as he stared up at Lance. “W-Wait a minute…”

“Mm?” She purred, as she angled her hips slightly with a sharp thrust. Ash cried out as lightning flashed in his mind, and shut up.

For several long moments, only short cries of passion could be heard, but finally, Lance felt herself tightening, and she pumped Ash a few more times before she came, hard. Ash felt his eyesight misting out as warmth flooded his body, and came to the startling realization that Lance must have come inside of him. He opened his eyes as he felt her pull out, chocolate orbs warm.

“Well…” Lance drawled, as he flipped onto his side to face her. “Was that what you were expecting?”

Ash just beamed, high on endorphins as he snuggled up to her. “It was better than what I said.”

“You aren’t disgusted?”

“… No, why?” The Pallet trainer asked, honestly confused. “You’re pretty. You have long hair, and…” He colored, “I like your, um…”

Lance chuckled as Ash finally suited words to actions and cupped her breasts, letting him play with them. “I see.”

Ash slipped his mouth over a nipple as he thought. Right now he didn’t want to think, but if Lance was going to be sad that was bad! He didn’t really mind at all that she had boy parts down there… since she had made him feel really good. He wondered if he should try that touching thing she had done to him to make her feel good too.

They could do that later. He switched nipples, giving the other one a few licks too, before he pillowed his head against her cleavage. She was so soft and nice…

“I do like you.” He murmured.

“Ah.” Lance said, and kissed him again.

End Fic

Completed 2/4/07

*Hits writer’s block with a big stick*

Yeah, in this fic, Lance is a dickgirl, which basically means she’s a pretty girl but has male reproductive organs instead of female ones, so she gets to keep all her nice curves but dominate Ash in bed! And Ash is such a virgin! *Laugh*