Title: Unwanted
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Desperationshipping (Brock x Yellow)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #44, Jobless
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Het, very AU, shota, crack

It was dark, and dank, and there was water dripping from the ceiling.

Yellow shuddered as she looked around. Where was she? Her pokemon were missing, and so was her hat! The pony tailed Lolita shivered.

A scuffling noise came towards her. Yellow stifled a scream, only to meet a vaguely familiar face.

She tried to stop breathing hard. “Brock?”

Brock was also very confused. One moment ago, he had been walking down a dirt path with Max, May and Ash. Suddenly, a whirlwind had picked him up and dumped him here! His poke balls and backpack were missing, as was his vest, and now someone was calling his name?

What was going on?

“Who’s there?”

He walked closer to the source of the voice. His eyes widened in excitement when he picked her out of the dark. It was a girl! She was a bit younger than he would normally go for, but he was alone! With her!

Was he finally going to get lucky?

Yellow was flabbergasted when Brock suddenly knelt down in front of her and kissed her hands.

His hormones had taken over.

“Beautiful lady, what is your name?”

“… Yellow.” She said, blinking.

“Lady Yellow! Truly, you are a wonder beyond compare!” Hearts developed in the Pewter trainer’s eyes.

Yellow blushed. No one had ever acted like this to her. He was being really nice!

Pressing his advantage, Brock got up and pressed a kiss to her lips. Yellow squeaked. That was unexpected!

She’d never been kissed either…

“Will you be my girlfriend?” He asked.

“Y-yes.” What else was she supposed to say?

Brock’s grin was enough to rival the sun. “At last! Thank you!”

Yellow was still very puzzled, but she decided that she could think later. It was scary here.

She clung to Brock, who reciprocated gladly.

She was light, he decided, as he pulled her into his arms. She wasn’t that busty either, but hey, she had agreed to be his girlfriend!

Lucky!

Off in the distance, an author laughed. So it was true – if two characters were desperate and lonely enough, they would get together.

She smirked.

End Fic

Completed 2/12/07

I know, I know its mixing canons… and crack is fun! And I’d lock Yellow and Brock up until they fell in love!