Title: Birth Control Blues
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping/WataShi (Lance x Ash)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #54, Prevention

Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Het, AU, birth control

Dedication: Sergeant Taylor

 

            “What is all of this?” Ash goggled at the wide array of supplies sitting in front of him. He vaguely recognized some pills and what looked like a dental device, but everything else was foreign.

            “Now Ash.” Delia said patiently. “I know that there are some things I haven’t talked to you about, but when a boy and a girl love each other very much, they may want to have sex…”

            “Mom!” Ash colored. “We’re not like that!” Sure, Lance was pretty, and he liked playing with her hair and her breasts, but!

 

            “And since that is where babies come from…” She paused. “Yes, Ash, if a boy and a girl have sex they may have a baby.”

            “So Pelippers don’t deliver eggs?”

            “I’m afraid not, dear.” She smiled.

            The Pallet trainer swallowed audibly at the revelation. Although it wasn’t a completely foreign idea, he didn’t want babies!

 

            “So,” Delia said. “Have you and Lance done anything yet?”

            “J-Just kissing…” He blushed. He didn’t mention the rest. It was too embarrassing!

            Well, that was good. Delia nodded.

            “So she didn’t seduce you or force you to do anything you didn’t want?”

            “N-No!” He shook his head frantically. Why would Lance do that?

           
            Delia considered. Lance was older than Ash, and undoubtedly more mature. However, she wasn’t sure if the Dragon Master was on the pill. That would be the safest bet, with a failure rate of less than one percent. However, it tended to cause mood swings and other hormonal problems.

            Well, she’d tell Ash to ask her.

           

            “Now Ash.” She said. “Birth control is a very risky business. And you may find having to do these things difficult at first, but you don’t want to get your girlfriend pregnant, do you?”

            The boy looked horrified at the thought.

            “If you and Lance do decide to have sex,” She said, “There are some things I want you to use.”

            “O-okay…”

 

            She certainly didn’t want Ash to get a vasectomy – he and Lance might decide to have children later. The same went for Lance getting her tubes tied. Both surgical procedures were irreversible.

            Delia handed Ash a condom. “I think you know where this goes.”

            He nodded sheepishly, eying the rubber.

            “And here.” She handed him a tube. “This contains spermicide.”

            “Huh?”

            “It kills the sperm so it won’t fertilize an egg, Ash. That way you won’t get a baby. So you have to coat the condom with this well before you… well, insert yourself.”

            “O-okay…”

            “Don’t worry Ash. I have utmost faith in you.”

 

            “… What on earth are you doing, Ash?” Lance asked that night.

            Ash eeped. “Um!”

            The girl pinned him beneath her body in a kiss. “Your squirming is distracting.” She purred. “Are you planning something, Champion?”

            Ash blushed. “Y-yes?”

            “Ohh…” Lance slid her hands down his chest, pausing to pull his jeans down. “I can think of something that will help.”

            He swallowed nervously as she pulled his shaft out and gave the tip a lick. That was kind of strange, but good.

            Ash closed his eyes when she worked harder, feeling his body tingling. This felt good… and she couldn’t possibly have a baby this way, right?

            Golden eyes curved up in a smile as she swallowed around him.

 

            The black-haired trainer turned to his companion with a dazed look. “Wow…”

            “It gets better, Ash.” She grinned.

            “Really?”

            “Sure.” She said.

            Ash fumbled for his supplies. Lance watched, amused, as he put the condom on clumsily. She helped, before she slid onto him.

            He gasped, shocked.

            “Shh…” She leaned against him, squeezing him with her folds, trying to milk every drop of semen out of his hard cock. “Feels good, doesn’t it?”

            The boy only nodded and stared.

            She chuckled. Oh, but that did feel good

 

            “L-Lance?” Ash blushed. He reached up and cupped a breast.

            She grinned as he began to buck his hips, wanting more. Those chocolate-brown eyes were hazy and unfocused in pleasure. Ash’s world had narrowed down until all he was aware of was the warm, wet tunnel around his cock. Lance was speaking, maybe, but it was lost in the moans he was making.

            He just couldn’t stop!

            She clamped down on him, as he began to spurt. Ash clung onto her shoulders, dimly aware of fireflies dancing in his head. Or something.

            This was unbelievable…

            Finally, he pulled out of her.

 

            Lance cuddled Ash close. He grinned.

            Words couldn’t describe how great it felt. He didn’t even mind having to use protection.

            She grinned and kissed him tenderly. “Perfect.”

 

End Fic

Completed 12/13/07

… Because even my human anatomy textbook has a spread on how abstinence is the best guarantee of no pregnancy. *Rolls eyes*

ANATOMY FINAL OVER!!!

And when I was a dork in fourth grade, I wanted to know if blowjobs could cause pregnancy.

Not sure if you wanted humor, Sgt. Taylor… or het, but hey, that’s why I’m writing a few!