Title: Anecdotes
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #59, Store
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: AU, shonen-ai

“Aren’t you a little young to be buying these?”

Ash blushed to the tips of his ears as he looked at the incriminating package of condoms in the basket. “N-Not really…”

“Anyways,” She rang up his purchase, snapping her gum. “It will be $15.50 for the lot.”

Ash dug out several crumpled bills and two quarters. Then he took his plastic bag and fled. That was so embarrassing!

It wasn’t his fault he looked younger than his age. But he didn’t want to risk Lance getting pregnant! That would be horrible!

Lance was waiting when he got home. “Hi, Ash.”

He plunked the bag down on the counter and gave him a hug. “Hi!”

“What on earth made you rush to the Pokemon Mart in such a hurry?” He asked. “Just when it was getting good, too…”

The Pallet trainer gulped as he bent over and kissed him. One part of his anatomy immediately snapped to attention.

Lance pressed against his hips. “Ooh… someone looks excited to see me…”

“W-wait!” Ash grabbed for his bag. “Let me…”

The Dragon Master arched an eyebrow as he dug out the box. “… You ran out to buy condoms?”

“Y-yes!” He said. He ripped the cardboard open.

While one part of him appreciated his willingness to practice safe sex, the rest was laughing quietly. Oh, this was priceless!

“Ash.” He said. “We don’t need to use them.”

“B-But I don’t want you to get pregnant!” He was too young to be a father!

“Love, Guardians are sterile.” The Elite trainer kissed him. “And besides, you’d be the one carrying the eggs, not me. Not to mention that it’s impossible for two boys to father offspring.”

“… Really?” Ash said, before he processed the rest. “Eggs?”

“Not to worry.” Lance kissed him again, before undoing his zipper. “Now where were we?”

The condoms were forgotten.

End Fic

Completed 12/12/07

Ash is clueless, and I don’t do MPREG. Whee!

Ash: *BLUSH*

Lance: You would

Phantomness: Yes he would, especially if he skipped sex education while he was journeying!

Ash: *Blushes more*