Title: True and False
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #68, Rape
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Het disguised as shonen-ai, OC

“Look,” Lance said, his eyes narrowed as he stared at the rest of the Elite Four and the Champion. “I most certainly did not rape Ms. Marietta Eliza Adams.”

“But the court Drowzee said that she wasn’t lying!” Bruno protested, inwardly bemoaning his luck. Why did Lance get all the girls?

“Drowzees can be bribed, and she refused to let Sabrina verify the statement. That speaks something to me.” Agatha said. “But how can you prove it, Lance?”

The Dragon Master’s smile was wry. “One blood test would do it, but…” He locked eyes with Red over the table, before shaking his head.

“I suppose my secret’s finally out.”

“Huh?” Bruno asked, being rather clueless.

“I most certainly did not ‘seduce her in a bed of wild roses’ and I’m sure I don’t have a ‘throbbing nine inches’. In fact, I doubt I have any inches at all.”

Bruno coughed. “And?”

“You idiot!” Lance snapped, before she yanked her jacket off and spent a minute fiddling with her corset. She yanked her black long-sleeved shirt off, revealing a black camisole that hugged her now-revealed curves. “I’m a girl!”

Bruno nearly chocked on his glass of water, while Lorelei nodded to herself. She had suspected something, seeing Red come out of Lance’s room with blood stained sheets a few times.

She doubted that their sex life was that active…

“Wait! Wait!” The fighting master spluttered. “That means… Red isn’t gay?”

“No.” The Champion grinned. “I just have a thing for girls in drag.”

Lance rolled her eyes. “So. The question now is, 'should we make this public'? I’m sure all my fangirls will be bawling their eyes out…”

“Not to mention all the authors who write us having wild, passionate, man-sex.” Red chuckled.

Bruno gagged and excused himself, while Agatha chortled and Lorelei sipped her ice water to hide a smile breaking out.

The reaction from the media would be interesting indeed…

Three weeks later, Lance’s fan base had mostly switched to fanboys instead of fangirls, but the Dragon Master didn’t mind, and poor Marietta Eliza Adams would be serving six months of community service.

Red did not particularly care, because Lance was his, and Lance didn’t either.

It was a bit of a relief not to have to hide who she was anymore.

End Fic

Completed 6/30/07

Come on, Lance has fangirls. And so does the hero in all the RSE and FRLG games, so… having fangirls who write them, as a slashy couple is not that far off the mark is it?
Pika-chan: *Giggles*

Red: *Hugs Lance*

Lance: *Rolls eyes*

Phantomness: ^^V