Title: Travel Pains
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #74, Travel (100_Situations Set V)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Het, PWP, public sex

Red stifled a yawn as he glanced around the crowded airport. What a drag… the new security centers they had installed after some crazy jet pilot had managed to crash a plane into the Celadon Department Store took hours to get through.

Up ahead, a girl was wailing as three of her perfume bottles were confiscated.

“But I need those! I’m going to visit my boyfriend in Houen!”

“I’m sorry, miss, but opened cosmetics are not allowed.”

Red slowly moved through the line. The guard running the X-ray machine saluted when he caught sight of him, but his luggage was not exempt.

There was not much in it. Several changes of clothing, some pokemon items… the guard waved him through, unsurprised when the metal detector did not go off.

The Champion would hardly be smuggling drugs or firearms!

Red got on the plane. It would be a fairly long flight to Shinou, almost seven hours in all. He closed his eyes and promptly fell asleep.

He didn’t even wake for the in-flight meal. But as Red detested airplane food with a passion, he was glad that he hadn’t eaten the freeze-dried eggs and Brussels sprouts. It would probably have made him sick.

The flight was a surprisingly empty one. Checking his watch, Red saw that there was still about an hour and a half left.

Aside from him, the only other occupants of the plane were six or seven senior citizens who were all snoring or watching T.V.

“Hey, handsome…” A voice purred in his ear.

Red’s eyes widened slightly. “Hi.”

The flight attendant adjusted her short green miniskirt. “Want to join the mile high club, love?”

Red grinned. “Like the outfit, Lance. Sure…”

She sat down in the seat next to him and unzipped his jeans, feeling him through his boxers. “Hmm…”

“Is something wrong?”

“You seem to be concealing a weapon, Red.” Lance bent down. “I have to make an inspection now, I’m afraid.”

“I’m always glad to cooperate.” Red giggled.

Lance slid his boxers down, eying his sword. “My, my. That’s quite impressive. But I’m afraid it’s over the legal length…”

“What are you going to do?”

Lance leaned down and flicked her tongue over the glans as Red shuddered. “Hmm, doesn’t seem like you’re carrying drugs…”

Red whimpered as Lance sucked on the tip, worming her tongue into his hole. “Ahhhh….”

“Shouldn’t be cocaine or heroin…” Lance continued, sucking hard. Red gasped as he shot his wad into her mouth.

Lance swallowed with the ease of long practice. She grinned.

Red blinked a few times, attempting to catch his breath. It didn’t seem like they were finished yet…

He flushed as Lance settled herself comfortably on his lap, before guiding his cock into her body. Red exhaled softly at the feeling of her folds around him. This was nice…

“You didn’t wear panties?” He whispered.

“No.” Lance winked.

Red pushed deeper into her, feeling her walls clamp down on his length like a vice. “Ohh… you’re so tight, Lance…”

“I live to serve.” The Dragon Master grinned, as they began to move. Red wound his arms around her waist as he eagerly pistoned in and out of her twat. Gods, he could never get enough of her…

“I thought I wouldn’t see you until I got back from my meetings…”

“As if I’d let you run off to Shinou alone.” Lance’s breath caught as Red’s thrusting movements finally hit a certain spot inside of her. Her eyes dilated as she shivered, before she felt herself convulse, soaking him with her juices.

It didn’t take long at all for Red to climax as well, filling Lance with his seed. She pulled a handkerchief out of her pocket and wiped him clean, patting herself dry afterwards.

“I’ll see you later, Red.” Lance whispered, giving him another kiss.

Red beamed.

No one seemed to have noticed the sexual display, for which he was very grateful. He closed his eyes and soon, the plane began to descend.

Well, Lance had definitely cheered him up. Red disembarked at the airport, claimed his luggage, and then hailed a taxi to his hotel. He had no doubt Lance would join him soon.

He could hardly wait.

End Fic

Completed 10/5/07

I really don’t like US Airport Security. *Shrug*

Red: *Clings to Lance*

Lance: *Smirks*

Phantomness: ^^V