Title: Thick as a Brick
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: None
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #91, Brick
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: None

“Honestly, Ash! You’re as dense as a brick!” Misty stormed off.

The Pallet Trainer waited until she was gone, before shaking his head. “Actually, I’m not, Misty. The reason that I never pay any attention to your romantic overtures is because I already have a girlfriend. You don’t qualify.”

Yes, they were traveling together, but only until her bike was paid back. He already had some money saved up, so soon… he would be free of this bitchy brat!

Togepi trilled, and she began fussing over it. He hid a look of disgust. Cheapskate. Disgusting girl.

Soon, he would be free.

End Fic

Completed 11/11/07

Die Misty! This could be canon…

And I purposely don’t give Ash’s girlfriend’s name. Imagination runs wild!