Title: Enough fluff to give you cavities
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #13, Kiss
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Zoo! Fic, Shonen-ai, AU, Fluff, implied incest

“Lance?”

“What is it?” Lance asked. Red cuddled up to him, stifling a yawn. His mate’s paws rested on his shoulders.

“I’m lonely.” He whined, licking Lance on the nose.

Lance petted Red’s scruffy black fur. “All right. I’ll keep you company. The human won’t be home for a while.”

This place they were in was a human’s home. Their fathers before them had also been in a home like this one, but much larger. After they had been weaned, they had been given to another human.

Red didn’t like it, but at least he had Lance with him to protect him.

Lance nudged him, and padded off to the cold white box. Red was not sure how he did it, but he brought him back grapes, still hard with cold.

Red licked his cheek to thank him, and then they split the grapes between them. Afterwards, they fell asleep cuddled together.

End Fic

Completed 8/18/06

Yep, I’m back to doing themes. It’s so much more relaxing! ^^ Besides, they’re good jumping-off points…

Look, more zoofic! ^^

(Info below created by me and me only)

Lance and Red are members of a species called ‘Champions’ who only mate with each other. Their pokemon are summoned as they acquire ‘shinies’ (gym badges) and grow older. Their pelt patterns also change then. Young Reds wear a blue pelt (jeans) and black pelt (black T-shirt), and as he grows older he acquires black hand-pelts (his electric-proof gloves), a red-and-white head pelt (League cap) and red-and-white outer pelt (red-and-white jacket). Young Lances were a pure black pelt (black bodysuit), and as they grow older, acquire the red and black pelt (red-and-black bodysuit of anime! Lance). Then, if they get evil enough or fierce enough, they grow a pure black pelt with a red over-pelt and a black pelt over that (manga! Lance attire with red jacket and black cape).

Lances hate Yellows. They are both predators but attack each other. Yellows will kill both Reds and Lances, though if they kill a Red that already has a Pikachu, they will steal it.

Lance’s partner pokemon is Dratini who soon evolves into Dragonair. Red’s partner pokemon is Poliwag who soon evolves into Poliwhirl.

Red is the one who carries the babies, though some strange reproductive process (MPREG?) and Lance has sharp claws and teeth that he hunts with. He provides food for his mate.

Brothers will mate each other.

Manga! Lance has healing powers and can communicate telepathically with pokémon, so that stays.