I’m on such an incest kick now…

Title: Rope Tricks
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #40, Rope

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Shonen-ai

 

            “You know,” Lance said, his eyes half-closed. “You really shouldn’t do that.”

            “Do what?” Red asked, as he took another gulp of his sports drink. “Exercise?”

            “No, love.” Lance said dryly. “Exercise is fine and dandy, but jumping rope in front of the Plateau without any guards around? You’re lucky you made it out in one piece!”

            Red flushed. “I wasn’t thinking about that.”

            “Did you have to fight all the fangirls off with your pokémon? We heard the alarm go off.”

            “…Not quite.”

            Lance opened his eyes lazily and glanced at Red. “You lassoed them then, I suppose.”

            “… Well, after I strangled the first one, they kind of left me alone… and the guards herded the rest off.”

            “How interesting.” Lance’s voice dropped into a smoky purr. “So, love, any other rope tricks you’d like to show me?”

            Red smirked. “I thought you’d never ask.”

 

End Fic

Completed 9/4/06

Red: PWP

Phantomness: No, there’s no sex in it

Lance: But there isn’t any plot either…