Title: Married Life
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #61, Shyness

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: AU, Cross-dressing, shonen-ai disguised as het

 

            When the reporters first meet Lance’s wife, they see a trembling little scrap of a thing in white lace, long black hair tumbling down to her shoulders in gorgeous curls, and a face hidden behind a veil and fan.

            Of course they’re excited – Lance has been Champion for several years, but they have never gotten the slightest hint of his girlfriend. Now suddenly he has a wife? Exciting!
            The gossips wonder if perhaps she’s pregnant, though with her childish figure it’s extremely hard to believe. Many busty women suddenly go in for breast reductions, as if that will sway him.

            For the Dragon Master is very loyal.

 

            Red actually enjoys the masquerade. He likes wearing long skirts that swirl about his ankles, and there’s always a slight element of danger whenever he goes out, because a careless step could expose his secret. But his features are childish and adorable, and no one ever notices, because really – he doesn’t like girls, and Lance is the only boy for him. And now, as he kneels in front of Lance and purses his lips, he knows that he’s made the right choice.

            After all, he gets to live in the lap of luxury, and Lance really does love him, so what more does he need?

            And Lance knows no one will bother him about his love life again.

 

End Fic

Completed 9/6/06

Fun!!!