Title: The wonders of Vaseline
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #14, Vaseline
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Shonen-ai

Red glanced dubiously at the small, squat yellow container with the blue lid. “What is this?”

“Vaseline.” Lance said calmly, coming out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped about his waist. “Why?”

“… Do I even want to know why you have this?” The Champion asked.

The Dragon Master shrugged. “Take it as you will. I just find it handier than lip gloss.”

“… Lip gloss? But I thought…” Red blushed, which gave Lance a clear indication of what he had thought he used it for.

“… And here I was thinking you were innocent,” Lance purred, before he pounced. Red hit the thick carpet with an eep.

“… Somehow, I think you like me better this way.” Red managed to get out.

The Vaseline was forgotten.

End Fic

Completed 7/24/06

… With a title like that, what was I supposed to think?

Lance: You have a sick mind, Phantomness

Phantomness: Without my sick mind, you wouldn’t get laid!
Red: *Nods*

I use Vaseline instead of lip-gloss. It’s just the same stuff, petroleum jelly anyways. Vaseline’s also great for chapped skin, but that’s another story…