Title: Who?
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #33, Who?
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Shonen-ai

“You’re in love with who?”

“Shh!” Red hissed. Brock gaped at him incredulously.

“You’re serious.”

“Of course I am! Do you think I’m the type to joke about something like this?”

“Well no, but why are you telling me?”

“Come on Brock, you’ve had five girlfriends already. Surely you can give me some advice?”

“… Yeah, but he’s not a girl.”

“So?”

“…” Brock sighed, and sat down, patting the bench next to him. “How about I just tell you what not to do?”

“Well, that sounds good.”

As Brock began to drone on, Red took notes. The sun was quite low in the sky by the time they stopped.

“Good luck!” Brock waved, as Red hopped on his Charizard and flew off.

“You told who about this?” Lance hissed. “Were you drunk?”

“No.” Red said solemnly. “Come on Lance, we promised we wouldn’t keep it a secret forever.”

“But why him?”

“He can keep a secret. I’ll give it three months before he tells Misty, and then from there, well, we’ll just wait.”

“… You’ve certainly thought it out. I suppose I can give you credit for that.” Lance sighed.

“Kiss me and make it better?” Red suggested.

“All right.”

End Fic

Completed 7/25/06

Short, fluff! Imagine that!